Business proposal for the rich: Private University

If you're damn bloody rich and you dont know where to invest your money in, here's one of the best solution:

Private University


Reason: Low cost &high return.

Most of the courses offer will cause massive amount of unemployment which will eventually leads to people qq & dont want to pay PTPTN. (well WTF you enroll in those course in the 1st place?)
Courses that must included are ( a.k.a all in low and shit tier):

1) Business
2) Art & Design
- -Computer Graphic Design
- -Multimedia Application
- -Product Design
- -Fashion Design
- -Game art
- -Sound and Music

3) Hospitality & tourism
- -Pastry Arts
- -Hotel Management
- -Tourism Management
- -Culinary Arts

4) Media studies
- -Broadcasting & Film
- -Journalism
- -Advertising &Marketing Communications
- -Public Relations

5) Social
- -Mass communication

6) IT
- -Information Technology
- -Telecommunication Technology

Registration fees are cheap: around rm50-250, chances of getting a place is about 80%.
Initial fees: RM1800-5000, one time payment upon registration.
The tuition fees are bloody expensive: RM1800- 5000 per subject.
some university offer  lumpsum payment per semester, around rm3-10k.

Part time MBA in MMU, cost RM1800 per subject.
1 class consist of 20-30 people.
1 class : once a week.
lecturer require for teaching: 1 with salary of rm5000 la
Duration for 1 subject to complete: 1 1/2 month.
total min money generated: (20 student): RM36 000

WTF! its just slides and presentation. not even experiment! except computer classes which require computers. You can always import foreign lecturers to teach which can be hire at a very cheap price.
In fact, ive got a friend who's a lecturer in Lim Kok Wing  teaches 6 subject that s/he never learn before, totally different than the course that s/he took in university.

There was once a program offer by Segi collage konon2nya mau help poor people to study, blajar dulu bayar kemudian. This happen around 2006 2007,  those unfortunant student enter and study free for the first sem, but when they enter the second sem, the admin demands money. Some cant pay, and ended up blacklisted. Some rebel, saying that the program was assured by Segi when they first enrolled. The person incharge for the program  "M.I.A" and case close but those student still need to pay off the debt thus crushing all their hope and dreams.

If you venture into God-tier courses like medical or engineering, you can even rip them off by offering pre-med at the cost of RM19,610. Imagine the cost for degree. gg

Im not saying that private university are all crap and money maker. Some do have good teaching quality like Taylors, Monash ( tier 5 university but the fees are freaking babi mahal), in the end, its all about the money.




P/s: KLMU,Kuala Lumpur Metropolitan University College, (Lyric: i wonder what in life got for me, discover blabla, must be at KLMU) the annoying advertistment that u heard on the radio, TV, opening before cinema is actualy a third tier university.
and Nilai International College aka Lagenda college is a LOL

So before student invest their money for education, they should make a background check and don't be fool by the advertisement k! It is better to spend your money in a 4th/ 5th tier university than paying more for a 3rd, 2nd tier university.

Scammer: Parasitic Bitch/ Son of a Bitch

Lately ive been seeing too many scams around me.
Read this post on lowyat and feel so fucking pissed off.
I FUCKING HATE SCAMMER!

 

Lol! kata bukan pelacur. tp gambar fb & items are all sex based.

wait what? Sunway Collage offer sijil?

 OMFG!!! Neway sunway  fees is expensive. You gotta be a rich kid to enroll here

Mimie phero I

Mimie Phero II

maybank 162133213798

Mohd Rizal

010 5170571

012 2295006

Feel so fucking enrage when seeing someone trying to scam someone.

In this case, it's call the parasitic bitch/ parasitic son of a bitch who infest on other people good deeds.

Quite a common case to con someone.

1) Setup a fake id, forum account, myspace, twitter or the most easiest, FACEBOOk. preferable female fake id, coz man are easily fool by a  fake hot profile pic.Titties are bonus!

2) Be actively on the forum board/wall, as if you are a real person. Multiple picture are good.

3) Select a random number of potential candidate, preferable with 2 or more following criteria

    -working, single, ugly, good doer, boastful, nice, 

4) Start chatting with the potential victim, be relax, manja2, make your self look so vulnerable and cute.
5) Then tell them your problem, ur mom accident, ur out of ptptn Loan, AHlong hutang, cat die
6) Say how financial tight you are. give all sort of reason to make him believe you.
7) Ask him to spare some money. RM50 is enough. Remember, you are a cute-vulnerable-in-debt-hottie. Guys will eventually pour in extra money for you later.
8) Get the money, Thank him and dont ever talk to him again! ( unless he fall in love with you, so keep on kikis la!)
9) If you fail,  just remove and block him. You can always aim another victim.

Nigerian Laptop Epic Scam:p-p-p-powerbook!

I known someone who was fooled into this scam.
It was not his fault, cause he was the good doer type of person.
That Parasitic Bitch/ SoB took an advantage, saying she was in financial debt, got into an accident, no money, brother is a psycho guy , need RM50  blablala exactly the same shitline as the facebook chat above.
He ended up paying  and never to hear anything from him/her ever again.
The end.

Credit:  of course to the well played guy ejoeflizzow

p/s: another of His account yariz Network : 042-01-00477-7 (Hong Leong Bank)
Ive got a grasp onto his fb actual account. This guy is another EPIC lelaki ISLAMIC fail. 

The Person Responsible for Penilaian Tahap Satu (PTS)

Do you remember PTS?
Penilaian Tahap Satu.
A level one test to evaluate year 3 student whether they are bright enough to attend year 5 and skip year 4.
Im pretty sure late 80's kids will remember it.
That Exam exist from 1996 to 2000.
Ruining every 1986-1990 born childhood.
In fact, that occur during the golden era of dragonball and sailormoon!
At age 9,children are put under high pressure to pass the exam.

"PTS saves one year of your life, you can graduate with phD in

 picotechnology at the age of 20"- a concern parent

Guess who's the culprit behind the exam?
Ministry of Education 1995/96

But who exactly is THAT ministry of Education?
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Mohd Najib bin Abdul Razak

Ministry of education 1995-1999

Destroyer of `86-`90's Childhood

Luckily the next ministry of education has some sense of logic and revoke it

Thank you Musa Muhamed for not inflicting the pain onto the next generation. D:

Menteri yang memperkenalkan ujian penilaian tahap satu (PTS)

Scam: Fool's gold. part 2

Continue from part 1

Suddenly, the British girl can talk in Bahasa.

Internet and Non Internet Friends

Read a blogpost "Internet Science Field Report: Kony Ruins Friendships on Know your meme and it has so much sense in it.

Below is an excerpt from it :
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My Facebook friends can be divided into two groups: Internet and Non Internet. Internet friends are not necessarily people I have met via the internet, but rather people who work on the internet or engage in a more than casual relationship with internet culture. They understand that in some cases, a Hitler joke might be funny, and are able to spot a troll a mile away. By comparison, my Non Internet friends are normal people with day jobs who don’t know what Goatse is. They’ve probably never argued with someone about how to pronounce “GIF.”


My internet friends rarely, if ever, post anything internet culture-related on Facebook. No macros, no iterations, rarely a cute picture of a cat (unless it’s their own). More and more, however, my Non Internet friends are posting bits and pieces of internet culture, sometimes bits they’ve made themselves. Which is actually very exciting. For real. Kudos to them! I think it’s great to make something. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I honestly believe UGC is the key to a better future. In this case of Facebook, it’s also really interesting. Interesting not only as a sign of internet and mainstream culture canoodling, but also as a possible cause for a growing internet culture over saturation, experienced by those who don’t want to consume funny pictures of cats every time they log into to see what their pals are up to.

Facebook: A Website For Complaining About Facebook

My theory is that my Internet Friends don’t post meme iterations on Facebook because it is simply not great at media sharing. There are other locations like Know Your Meme, Twitter and 4chan that are much better suited. Those Non Internet folks, though, they don’t have another outlet to share their media. Forums are terrifying, comment threads are where weirdos and deviants hang out, and WTF is a Reddit? And really, for the most part, they’re right, and so … off to Facebook it is.

The thing, though, is that we don’t all really have an agreed upon use of Facebook. Some people use it for self promotion, some people use it for conversation, some for messaging and some, yes, for media sharing. But we ALL use it; in that way Facebook has become kind of like email. It is the lowest common denominator of online public, peer interactions. It’s a thing you just … do. It’s a reflex. So when someones ideal use of FB doesn’t match up with yours, it gets a little complicated. You don’t have the Twitter-style escape hatch of a non-reciprocal follow relationship. You either hide them (which then raises the complicated social question of why you friended them in the first place) or if you want to make a point, you ruthlessly un-friend them.

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Even though  the blogpost tl;dr, but there's too much win in it.
I do have internet friends and Non Internet friends on facebook
And most of the Non Internet friends consist of idiotic people.
Updating dumb bitch poses
and spamming 9gag repost as if they even know what memes are really is.

9gag WAS ok before it was infected by these Non internet a.k.a 9fag
9fag are THE worst!! A cancerous pandemic of fags.
and so as translated memes.

Id rather have debates  then seeing "OMG! My beybeiii bg iph0n3 4z!!! luv ew!! Muaxx!!" updates.
Follow me and i will follow u!
Like me and ill like ur ass too!
argh!

p/s: ive never agreed on Konydog2012



Enjoy him wiggle wiggle yeah!

Voting

I taught of posting a Lynas post. After weeks of studying, I cant stop myself from researching more. Currently, I'm deeply immersed myself  around paid journal on rare earth, economic wars, goldrush and other related materials..  D:

Neway, I hate politic. This video is a great explanation of our current voting situation.

Copy Transform Combine

When we copy, we justified.
When others copy we vilified.

Most of us have no problem copying, as long as we are the one doing it.

There was a fuss about SOPA: PIPA back then.
Thank God it was revoke. but sadly ACTA has signed.

 

Blablabla.

 There's something else that is equivalent to both of them but no one is aware about it.
Trans pacific partnership agreement (6:40)
And what Malaysian citizen doesn't know is...
Our Malaysian government is quietly signing up for it!!
Check it out: Ministry of International trade and Industry Malaysia .
Where the actual main focus of this agreement is to save USA ass.
Thanks a lot government Ass licker!

If this Act pass, the government has given the green light for everyone, specifically to rich people, to make more money by suing the poor.
And everything on earth is a remix/ copy paste of everything.
 


Everything is a Remix Part 4 from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.

Part 3: click here
Part 2: Click here
Part 1 : click here

p/s:  some European country has revoke ACTA! yay! now Im waiting for the government next step on Trans pacific partnership agreement

Social Media Douchebag

ohh! This is the current cliche in Malaysia's internet committee!!
These douchebag think they are some sort of internet celebrities. Shamelessly making their own"Fan" facebook page and twittering all sort of crap. Yay! ive got 5k facebook friends, 10k fan and 24k twitter followers. Yahoo!

 Social Media Douchebag (a.k.a New Media Douchebag) is a media stereotype and a derogatory label used to describe someone who ostensibly engages in social networking and other fashionable online activities for self-promotion and have been used to convey the same idea including “social media expert” and “social media guru.

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 I'm so cool. Im using iphone. You guys should totally use it. Windows are for looser. eh! wait! what?! i dont even know what im talking about.

Yeah, yeah, it's good to know that you're providing all sort of nice makeup tip, game review, blogging tips, but most of you are actually talking crap without giving any real information. Basicly, what you did is the extract the same tactic that a MLM worker do.

 If you’ve done three or more of the following, You are guilty of being a social media douchebag.

• Think you are an internet celebrity
• Discuss what you had for breakfast, what to wear, brought a new stuff dll.
• Update under influence of lyrics, random quotes, love
• Spammer sdvgbl;rk12$@##^fmvolsd;
• Will promote another friend who is also a Social Media Douchebag
• Become a brand promoter. "oh i love Johnson Baby Lotion coz it's better then ky jelly aww"
• Force other to follow you and you'll follow them back.

Finally, i highly agree with this guy.
That titty youtube prostitute should stop spamming youtube with shitty titty videoclip!!
Especialy to MEGANSPEAK. Someone please help her sign a deal with Brazzer .
F.Y.I you have a pair of very soggy tits!

Credits: Reddit, mardonet , termendousnews , knowyourmeme

Malaysian beware! : Power Balance Scam

Today ive found joy in reading Aidid Mu'addib's blog. He has shown all the proof needed to take down a scammer and yet  stupid Malaysian still fell for it. *maybe due to lack of promotion D:

Today~ Id like to introduce you to Power Balance,  a super power bracelet that can balance your retardness and stupidity by wearing it! That include artist like  Kadarshian, Lindsay Lohan, Zac Efron, Joe Jonas and alot more!

 

 

I know about this scam long time ago but recently, I've notice a sudden trend in Malaysia where small kids up to old people are using this band.WTF?!

Power balance has admitted their scam around early last year, and file bankruptcy on November 22 2011.  may have to cough up $57 million for misleading customers, according to TMZ.

 

yeah I know you lied

One bracelet cost about USD 30 or RM99. Still cheap to be compare with  Dr Jism electronic therapy. For your information, Jism stand for semen. WTF is wrong with consumer? Cant you even notice the product name itself is made to fuck the consumer poket money dry.

Neway, these fake bracelet of the original scam version are available  for Usd 0.52 ... RM 1.5. So dont be fool twice by both original PowerBalance supplier and fake supplier.

p/s: When will Al- jabbar, Hai-O, E-dynium, Quest net, score A, Biodisc, Bioaura, and all other crap MLM scam will ever face any legal lawsuit.

Credits:  all in link above, THANKS AIDID MU'adid!

Overated : Nuffnang & advertlets

Back during the civilized blogging , chat box are full with real people. They would chat and interact with each other, sharing thoughts, comment and critics. In some rare occasion, random blogwalker would come by and say "link me and I'll link you back".Well it's cool, cause you are real.

Then Nuffnang came and disturb the ecosystem.

Every click you'll get 1sen, while I take the rest of RM 1000000

Nuffnang is so overrated. I remembered nuffnang crazed hit Malaysian blogging community around 2007 if Im not mistaken. .They say "easy passive money,bro". Your blog + nuffnang = you earn money. No blog +no nuffnang = no money. Sounds like a good plan for me.So I have Been there, done that, fuck that shit.

All of the sudden, a horde of shoutout spam screaming and shouting "I've clicked ur nuffnang, click mine!". More and more blog A.S.S appear. The most easiest way to catch a lot of traffic feeds are by posting cheap blog entry related to blogging tips ( cara untuk dapatkan banyak trafic), repost/commenting blogs, a hot chick living a Jersey shore life,contest with award like "read-my-past-blog-entry contest" and some even plagiarized other blog to feed their own . Up to one point, many claim that blogs without nuffnang are lame and uncool. FUCK THAT! Only country affected by nuffnang  are attention whores.

While the the cheapass blogs gain more profit from nuffnang, other casual blogger are unaware that they have become a mare vessel in advertising nuffnang. Only a minority of unaware cheap labor nuffnang slave advertiser "I serve nuffnang" are actually successful enough to be even on their honory mention by them. Last time I checked, you need to accumulate RM120 worth of CLICKS not visit, to redeem your money. So for casual blogger, it takes months or even years to collect that amount of money unless they are creative enough to set a bot or manually spamming and forcing other people to just visit not reading their blog.

And there's another one:

Putting more blings into our pocket

Advertlets..Thank God gokita has gone out of business or else we'll be seeing 3 advertisement in one single blog.

They both have their own strategy (read here) but ultimately both are converting ASEAN region bloggers into cheesy attention whore blogger.
It's super irritating!

p/s: Sorry to all those casual nuffnang/advertlets blog advertiser, I know you're doing a honest work but you're like the force labor of 99% and they are the 1%. hohoho

sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit :D

Re: Nak Ludah Muka Mahasiswa?

POPCORN time! 

Cool Story Bro!

This is a perfect example for a troll bait due to:

• Shitty politic
• Emo rage people
• Fat people 
• Religious excerpt
• Facts without citation
• Hate speech aiming directly to a minority of a generation
• Low resolution video

Anyway, since 1997, the government has produce a new political apathy generation. Those who are lucky enough to be in this group are mostly political neutral and doesn't give a fucking damn about politics. BUT once someone or any political group disturb this generation's basic needs, the whole Malaysia political system will collapse.

Creator's... meet your own doom

p/s: i kenot brain this shit!
pp/s: remix here! credit:comel

Malaysia's Most Googled Website 2011

And the first place for the Malaysia's Most Googled website of the year goes to... FACEBOOK..
Wait!! WHAT??
Facebook? Most Googled? R u Fucking Kidding me?
Yup!
Majority of Malaysian would open any search engine, type in Facebook, hit the search button, and finally click it instead of typing www.facebook.com  in the address box. :O

SCAMMER 03 58855100

Hari jumaat pon nak wat dosa gak ke, kak?

Just now, an unknown number called me, a female malay caller, claiming that she's from Maybank.
She said i was among the lucky one and offered me Program Penghargaan, some sort of Insurance that will cover you if:

• Lumpuh: get RM 700K in lump sum
• Hospitalized get RM280 per day
• My future children will also cover by this plan (WOW! gile babis)
• Kene minyak masak pon cover
• Dan lain-lain,  i forgot coz she's talking super freaking fast

All i need to do is agree to pay monthly cost of RM37.80. I asked her, Ive already got insurance so what benefit will i get. She said, since this is a Penghargaan program, I can claim from both insurance company and Maybank .She also kept mentioning  "like photostat" WTF is that?

I was bored with work, so i kept on with the conversation as I did some research on the net.+_+

I ask her for website link so that i could study about it first. At this moment, I can sense her confident level suddenly decrease. She said, this is a recorded conversation, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Wow, Ive never knew recorded conversation can be so secure.

She kept persuading me, claiming its a chance of a lifetime and she wont call me back if she hang up so i  negotiate her that i would love to take the plan, but im broke and RM37.80 is too much. So she offered me another plan which cost RM28.00. A cheap price for people broke like me. LOL

After approximately 15minute layan her gibberish, i got bored and said: 

"Sy tak minat pon" and hung up.

now i regret for not saying " Fuck you scammer" :(

Links that saved me:  

eh tetiba ko plak yg nak naik angin apehal? << org yg terselamat

Awas nombor +603-58855100 << information sharing

Insurans Maybank << mangsa keadaan  & cara nak selesaikan

Who call me << ramai gile stalk

Scam tipah tertipu << mangsa scam

Conclusion:  NO PROOF,GTFO!!

I Kenot Brain Diz!

This crazy girl is crazy! At first I thought she was a troll but after I browse throughout her entire FB wall feed, she was indeed self-centered merciless whore. 

 Lulz, she even got herself a necklace from her deceased grandmother who she hated so much.

Old generation Problem, New Generation Suffer

Just take a look at the guy who lawnmower your garden.
How bout the guy who fill up your gas at the petrol station.
The guy who made your Roti Canai.
The cleaner who cleans your office room.
And the bunch of people working at the factory.

Now take a look at the amount of university,colleges,private company offering a place in university aboard, tuition and crash course for SPM, PMR, UPSR
Finally,the total amount of high educated graduates.

Now try to sum both up.
The only answer to both is:
OUR GENERATION  ARE SCREWED!

Our generation was raised with the belief that if we value our education and go to post-secondary we will be successful. They had learnt that education is the only ticket out from becoming a failure like them. Every parent use this scare tactic on their kids and so does every teacher in every school.

Parent:  Adik, blajar rajin2.. nanti bile da besar boleh jadi doktor. xkan nak jadi kuli orang cam papa.

Even the government support this ideology by creating more education institute including those who offer ridiculous nonsense courses such as screen program, photography, Leisure Outdoor and Adventure Management and hair design??? . You will be surprise to see the amount of people enrolling and suing.

Yes, this doesn't applied to everyone. There are still people out there working their ass out just to make a living. But how many of high educated graduates have the guts to give up their egos and stand behind some KFC counter? If they did take the job it doesn't mean that it could shut up the elderly.

Makcik A: Tau x, MakJah kerja Cashier kat Secret Recipe. Dah 4bulan kerja sana.  

MAkcik B:  Eh, bukan die blajar Accountancy kat UM ke?  Mesti pointer teruk ni takpon  gagal course.

It's NOT OUR FAULT being a cGPA 3.5 Chemical Engineering graduate pizza maker. We've got our degree but they're not hiring. At least they are working compare with other unemployed graduate who they think they're too good for those jobs because that's what the older people have been fucking telling them since birth.

p/s: unless you're pretty or handsome, you can always sell yourself as a model, stewardess, gigolo, prostitute, mistress without even bother studying.

credits: cracked

Are You An ASS??!

lets take this little quick test over here...
if you answer "yes" to most of these points down here,
means u must have the ASS problem..

lets begin..Do you constantly update your status or tweets?
for example, at
1.00pm :ohhh i feel very hungry.. :'(
1.15pm :yeay going to eat soon!! :)
1.18pm :bye everybody im off to the mamak stall! ^_^V
1.30pm :burrppp~ sooo goood....
1.40pm :ohh s*it! i wanna Sh*t!!

or something like what she did::
(dude whats up with that?)

• Do you purposely do anything that will catch a persons attention?

for example,
-in a quiet train, suddenly "girl A" came and gossips loudly with "girl B" just so the cute boy at the corner will look at them.. likewise~

• Do you pretend to be grievously sick?

for example,
-you have to love me.. cox im going to die because of a stupid tumour in my head.. fufufufufuuu

• Do you pretend to be weak?

for example,
-you are walking in this "moo mall", suddenly u spotted a cute guy up front..as you walked by him, OPPSSS~ you experience a "Kaki gedik" and fell down ..to add on to the dramatic effect, you reach for your legs and scream in a gedik tone saying "ahhh my leg... it hurtss.. i cant feel my legs"(hoping that the cute guy carries you)..

or,

-you wanted to impress this girl and show off your car, you make up and transform your car into a LANCER! but the truth is, that car is just a 3rd hand old Wira.. pfftt~



sooo... if you do answer yes to most of the questions above, it means that you are having an:

A.S.S.(attention seeker syndrome)

ohhhh i wanna watch youuuuuu!!!! no more...

movie trailer is like a sneak peek into a movie before you actually watch it.. duhhhhh~
however, Ive been disappointed by movie trailer soooooo many times...
FUCK IT!~

every time i watch a trailer(which i think is worth the time watching and interesting at the same time), i would be soooooooooooooooooooo excited!! yeay!but i miss judge those unknown,unpopular,boring,sucky movies... damn it!!
which wasted my time,money and space in the comp. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

fuck movies like the boat that rocked!
or 500 days of summer...

or even the time travelers wife..
fuck the movie!!.... no offense..but its just too dull...boring...and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Words anyone?

i realized that my favorite word to say,changes as new things come into my life.

before this, every single sentences I've said must have the word TAIK in it.
for example:- Blah laaa taik!
- Taik gile ko ni.
- ko ni taik betol la..

then, the word taik seemed to be outdated and a new word came into my everyday sentences!~
Which is GAY~
this word will be referred to everyone and everything.
GAY is like the new POYO.
for example:- (Persons name) gay~ even though he/she is not gay..simply saying..
- gay gile ko ni.(same sentences as above,but the taik is changed into gay)

when i started working, the word Gay disappears.. (cox the word gay is very sensitive).
So.... Mr.Old friend,FUCKER came into my world..
so now, every single sentences i could finish must have the word fucker in it! hahahaha

weird yet funny sound expressions from ana

Q:How to say it??
A: its easy, just voice out and read it exactly like how the expressions may be..

now just follow and say it out loud.

1. Kyaaaaa!!!! (shout at the top of your lungs with the shock expression on your face)
2. Erk?! (make sure 1 of your eyebrows are up~)
3. Wahhhhh!!! (open your mouth,"make sure its wide open" and round your eyes)
4. Uhu....(do the sad face then bite your lips after that..oh so cute)
5. Ngaaaa~~(its like the "OH NO" expression with both hands on ur cheeks )
6. Ngek~ (this sound is like the "ye la tu" expression where ur mouth will be tilted a bit like this :-/ )
7. Ummm...(this is a one tone umm -not the tasty umm. usually it is used when you are thinking )
8. Awwwwwwwwwwwww~~(when you say this, your mouth must be made like a ducks beak~)

haha remember to say it out loud!~ and follow the expressions.

its fun!! and kinda addictive..

hahahahahaha...

what tha hell is that?!

what tha hell does that look like???
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yes saye memang x de keje..
bored!


okok.. those are actually.....

-monkeys-!