Monday, June 28, 2010

Heartbreaking Love stories from LowYatt forum

After spending more then 5hour browsing tru Lowyat's Cupid corner
ive stumble acrose some nice TLTR stories to be read to ease your boredom.

posted by TheWinner
The tittle speaks it all. this Troll-looking-story is about the author, who meet his gf on a flight otw to London. After years of study bla bla bla... return back to M'sia for work. He's too busy working & studying but still, she patiently waited for him over the years.until one day...
p/s: i felt super sympathy with the girl in the story.

by liez
GTFO Pisau cukur! This story is about the poor author who wants to tackle this girl but ended up with his pocket dried up..quite funny story.. but sososos true!!
p/s: uve been Scammed!

i feel u man.. This guy has devoted his life for what he seem as the love of his life. Her looks is below average & her body is also average doesnt stop him from loving her. They dream on living their life as husband and wife, but all those dream were only a dream as pig friends and lies meshed up their life.....
p/s: i hope it wasn't his Ro addiction that cost his relationship @@

About a guy who thought he had found true love via IRC. She was perfect in every ways. After years together he finally realize that, there is always another guy in her heart..
p/s: @@ Their life is too social for me with all those clubbing and drinking.. erk..

last but not least~ nice picture utk direnung2kan .. =D

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Are You An ASS??!

lets take this little quick test over here...
if you answer "yes" to most of these points down here,
means u must have the ASS problem..

lets begin..Do you constantly update your status or tweets?
for example, at
1.00pm :ohhh i feel very hungry.. :'(
1.15pm :yeay going to eat soon!! :)
1.18pm :bye everybody im off to the mamak stall! ^_^V
1.30pm :burrppp~ sooo goood....
1.40pm :ohh s*it! i wanna Sh*t!!

or something like what she did::
(dude whats up with that?)

  • Do you purposely do anything that will catch a persons attention?
for example,
-in a quiet train, suddenly "girl A" came and gossips loudly with "girl B" just so the cute boy at the corner will look at them.. likewise~

  • Do you pretend to be grievously sick?
for example,
-you have to love me.. cox im going to die because of a stupid tumour in my head.. fufufufufuuu

  • Do you pretend to be weak?
for example,
-you are walking in this "moo mall", suddenly u spotted a cute guy up you walked by him, OPPSSS~ you experience a "Kaki gedik" and fell down add on to the dramatic effect, you reach for your legs and scream in a gedik tone saying "ahhh my leg... it hurtss.. i cant feel my legs"(hoping that the cute guy carries you)..


-you wanted to impress this girl and show off your car, you make up and transform your car into a LANCER! but the truth is, that car is just a 3rd hand old Wira.. pfftt~

sooo... if you do answer yes to most of the questions above, it means that you are having an:

A.S.S.(attention seeker syndrome)

Brain Reaction

People are weird.
No one has the same brain.
but we can group them base on their education background.
Educated and uneducated mentality.
and these 2 are immiscible together.
However there's a common ground between these two minds.
They wont react well unless the user can think out of the box.
~~Think beyonddddd~~~
But usualy..yes USUALY..not everybody,but mostly, uneducated people just wont understand the rational of anything and hard to accept the truth.
All that they know is, if the subject favors their intrest, they'll accept all the fact without a doubt.
If the subject is against their likeness, they'll erupt and go Nuts like a pain in the ass.
heh.. same goes to all educated people who doesnt use their brain too!

k.for example...
common reaction= 1st thing across their minds and reaction
uncommon reaction= the brain user uses his brain beyond the average

The boy who got shot by the police.
Common reaction: WTF la these police.. suke2 tembak org ..bodoh bangang *maki2*...
then join in FB group justice for (i dont even know that boy's name)
& update blog with anger & hatred toward the police.

Uncommon reaction: WTH with that underage boy sneaking out at night.
driving ur parents car and running away from the cops makes
you are a suspect criminal.
if u are accidently killed, u have no right 2 fight for your right .gg

Meeting on pembahagian Tanah pusaka
[ohh, this happen when i was young and i feel like i wanna ROFLMAO everytime i meet them.coz i was a kid back then but i truly understand the critical of the situation]

Common reaction: what should we do with XXX daughter who is going to get married.
=_="[xde kaitan langsung with pembahagian tanah]

Uncommon reaction:WTF those PPL talking about?? THE Land is worth over 5m and they brag about their niece marriage??
why dont they just divide the land. U can sell of your part and sponsor that girl wedding at a 5 star hotel and still have a bunch of moarrr money to sponsor their honeymoon.
and that land almost fall in the hand of other people!!

The insanely expensive oil price in 2008

Common reaction: WTF government!!? this is insane! This is madness!?!

followed by a constant mocking about this matter via Blog/forum/kedai kopi chit chat for months~

Uncommon reaction:

.. let me Google the source of this craziness....

OMAIGOD!? the increment is actually a worldwide problem?!

and the price has been conspiracies by Most of the top oil producer/supplier in the world!!?!t

he price of the oil is actually RM8 per Litter but the government has protected us by paying off RM4. o.O..oh thx gov

ANd.... OMG??? we only have a supply of oil for the next 20 years but still we are selling this almost extinct

resources for a cheap price of RM1.80??!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttt sound of world cup

Common reaction: FFFFFFUUUUUU stop this insanely buzzzzing!! i cant hear the cheer of the crowd at alll!! argghhh

Uncommon reaction: it's part of south african culture...but stilll FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that sound!

pic credit:

Friday, June 11, 2010

Kedai Jamu

JAMU STALL~ the Malaysian version of Body shop!

Perfume! Lotion! Whitening cream! And even sex enhancing items are available here!!

HAIL jamu stall~ HAIL!!

Because of you, Malaysian now can have the access to the express road of almost instant beauty~

To be a 1nation beauty, strive shall we!!

Magical cream and pills are consume like candies.

and in no time you'll be a beauty wonder~ or freaking "strongg"

You’ll be fabulously white as you wear those HYDROQUINONE cream

and TRETINOIN will rapidly cure your acne

Beside the glamorous beauty you shall achieve~

You fail to notice that there’s a price to pay for every CHEAP item you buy from there~

May u live your shortest glamorous beauty moment & live your entire life on with a detroit fugly body..

some advice for you:

Use these with your own risk.(got the info off from ondscene blog)

1- Natasya Krim Herba Gold - dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 7-75 % w/w dan tretinoin.

2- Natasya Krim Herba -dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 4-83 % w/w dan tretinoin.

3-De'Putih. Begitu kemelayuan bunyinya but actualy... brg dari filipina

For futher reading~ do read:

pic credit to: sleepis my ritual

Neway~ if your kidneys and livers shutdown because of these jamu2, I will gladly RoLLinG on The FLoOR LaugHing mY Ass Out! Roflmao!!

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