divorced

married and divorced


I was married to 10 guys for the whole 2 years of my life.
And i divorced them, one by one since 18 Nov.
On 8th Dec, i finally divorced my last husband... Chemy..

well here's my story.
--my first husband, Tan Bie Em(pronounced B.M), was always a smooth talker..but he was too schematic. Everything must be so damn perfect! Gosh!!~ (divorced on 18 Nov.)
--then, my second husband, Eng Lish king (pronounced English king), was just like my 1st husband
(but he is not so crazy like the first 1)~~(divorced on 19 Nov.)
--3rd husband, Sej Ara gopal (pronounced Sejarah Gopal) is very hot headed and mean!
he likes to beat me up! (bencii nyeeee!!)~~(ask for divorce on 18Nov,officially divorced on 19Nov.)
--4th husband, Ahmad Erasti (pronounced Ahmad EST) i just cant comment anything on him.. He's too quiet.(devorced on 20Nov.)
--5th husband,Mr Mathi Matics (pronouned Mr mathematics) i know he loves me soo much! we have a strong bond with each other!~ awwwww (divorced on 23 Nov.)

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--9th husband, Epiz, we love each other soo much~ however, theres people who dont like it when we are together.. wuuuuuuuuuuu (divorced on 3 Dec.)

--and lastly, my true and longest lover, Chemy!!!~~i will not forget the nights that we have together~ muaxxXxXXXx (divorced on 8 Dec.)

huhu so thats the story of my 10 husbands that are devorced in 21 days

what the hell is the differents between vampires and draculas?

what the hell is the different between vampires and Dracula?


they are both blood-sucking parasites...
But what makes the vampires get all the attentions until the Dracula are left in the store room(where the unpopular shit is placed)



well here's why..

• Dracula are "made" ugly by the media
  
• They act in black and white
• The actors who act as a Dracula are mainly elderly people
  
• The will melt in the presence of the sun
  
• They don't fu*king fall in love
• They dont drive
• And they sleep in a coffin!!!

• On the other hand, Vampires has been "worshiped" all around the globe because of the Twilight phenomenon.
• Lets see... The actors are young,good looking and the have HOT bodies!
• They act in Coloured Screen!
• They F*cking Glow in the presence of the sun
• They have this romantic scene of couples falling in love~~ awwwwwww
• They drive... a VOLVO!
• And they stay in a bungalow.

Cant you see!?
Dracula have been down-standard by the vampires!!

Pity the Dracula..cant survive in the world of entertainment anymore... awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hahaha... and yeah.. the girl who played Bella is a bad actress..BoOoOo~~

weird yet funny sound expressions from ana

Q:How to say it??
A: its easy, just voice out and read it exactly like how the expressions may be..

now just follow and say it out loud.

1. Kyaaaaa!!!! (shout at the top of your lungs with the shock expression on your face)
2. Erk?! (make sure 1 of your eyebrows are up~)
3. Wahhhhh!!! (open your mouth,"make sure its wide open" and round your eyes)
4. Uhu....(do the sad face then bite your lips after that..oh so cute)
5. Ngaaaa~~(its like the "OH NO" expression with both hands on ur cheeks )
6. Ngek~ (this sound is like the "ye la tu" expression where ur mouth will be tilted a bit like this :-/ )
7. Ummm...(this is a one tone umm -not the tasty umm. usually it is used when you are thinking )
8. Awwwwwwwwwwwww~~(when you say this, your mouth must be made like a ducks beak~)

haha remember to say it out loud!~ and follow the expressions.

its fun!! and kinda addictive..

hahahahahaha...

NooBsHyt NoViCE

oh look at me! im a cute little novice.ohh so cute i wanna touch myself.
ohh what a lovely cute bouncing mushroom.yum2..i want 2 hit it! <3

F@#k. dammit this sux.

ohhh!! ana please pleaseeee!!!

"ana can you buy this for me?"
"i will always use it.."
"i will always love it.."
"i will always.....forever......i promise!!!"

these are the words of baby...
whenever she wants something that she is pretty sure that our parents wont approve of..
and...
most of them are forgotten...
thrown away..
or lost....

these are some of the picture of the things that she had once loved:

Tamagotchi
price: RM80
condition: as you see it was paused for almost a month now..and left
on the wall just like in the picture.

Night "cow" shoe
Price: RM 20+++
Condition: as you see, the other pair is now gone =.="
forever lost in the store room.


CROCS phone thingy
Price:RM 40
Condition: it looks even worse than in the picture. its squashed,
some of the buttons are missing,
the string is missing,
and it is forgotten.

even though we try to "not buy these things for her"
we just cant...
kesian laaa shes a baby!


P/S:OMG!! if only you know how old she is..

virus~~~

we are the virus of lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!




what? u dont believe me?

take a good look at the picture below.
that's how a bacteria/virus life cycle..
they consume everything in the environment untill there's nothing left..then die
the only way they can survive is to find another place.
eat.sleep.mate. repeat untill everything is destroyed
take a good look at the environment now...
we are consuming each and every resources available on earth.
and by 2050.. i dont think there's any oil left on earth.

+_+ we are mother earth's virus+_+

what tha hell is that?!

what tha hell does that look like???
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yes saye memang x de keje..
bored!


okok.. those are actually.....

-monkeys-!

you are not alone...

Michael Joseph Jackson
(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)

i used to be a big fan of his when i was young..
and i still am..
heard about the news about his death broke my heart..
ive watched his video clips over and over again.. and i am never bored of it..
it brought tears to my eyes..
knowing that no one will ever replace the one and only Micheal Jackson..

even though he has already passed on,
his soul will continue to live in the songs that he wrote,the songs that he sang, and the dance moves that he created.

Micheal Jackson has broke down the walls and barriers of racism and taught people all around the world to love and care about each other, no matter what race, colour or religion you are in.

as Micheal Jackson once said,
"there's nothing that cant be done,if we raise out our voices as one"

Finally!

FINALLY!
the days of being stressed all the time ends today!!
mid year exam (yes.. its only a mid year test) for SMK USJ 13 ends on this very date 28/05/2009.. hahaha
i can relax a bit.. but not too much!
cause SPM is coming soon..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam!~~

the whole issue about Adam being gay really bugs me..
SO WHAT if he's gay!?
he's a damn good singer 1st of all..
plus he got the looks!!
go ADAM!!!!!!!! you RAWK!

A long day in metro driving academy

Damn it!~

i went for my driving test today..
gosh! it was sooooo damn long waiting for my turn as im number 92.
the traffic outside is also crawling like a snail..
after i finished my part 2 test, (which i passed) i have 2 wait for 3 hours before my next turn to sit for the part 3 exam.
OMG! the long hours are killing me..

but it all paid off cox i passed everything with flying colours!
wohoooo yea me!

hotty airie baboon!

recently we went to go for a ride on the hot air balloon..
but unfortunately the wind blows so harshly that we cant ride it..
however we still got the super stupid slow process of trying to blow it up.
haha enjoy!

• it took us 2 hours waiting
  

• its taking forever!!!!
  

• baby got bored of waiting

• slow process of going up

finally baby gave up and start doing something else..







found something interesting to do that kept her laughing for hours..















RESULTS! (baby's stone trowing game.. lolx)









o ya!! and this is the guy that handles the air balloon..
hahahahhahahaahhahahaha
(i know.. saye memang x de keje!)

actors that makes me go... waaaaaaahhhhh!!!

gerard butler
(this guy is hawt3!!~)

hugh jackman

george clooney
(OMG! he took my breath away!)

gorgie porgie n brat pit

-drooling all over the place by just looking at them!
there's soo much more than this! but my time is limited..
huhuhuhu ohh my gorgie n gerry!~ love them the most! muahahahhahahaha

what did i do on 14/2/09

yes yuna.. you can say it over n over again..
im a loooser..
hahahaha..

-the only one who didnt get any presents or even a rose from anyone..
-staying alone at home when my friends are out with their partners..
-eating vanilla ice cream alone while watching a valentines marathon..
-drying my tears watching ps: i love you..
-listening to a guy bla.. bla.. bla bout his girlfriend lolx...

what da heck!~
i did finished my homework!
hahaa..ha..ha... yes.... looser..

where did my money goOoO??

new sem start and in goes the money...
~PTPTN~
yesh...u'll get rich doing nothing.
the shopping malls get unusually crowded..
couples in hand..buying stuff for their partner...
friends hanging out together..emptying their wallet out on nothing...
and one day they realize..
that they're getting short on money...
they'll turn to their parent...
calling....asking for money..lying that this sem consume so much money on education..
or the cafe is damn too expensive... (this one is true..haha)

and when the working life start...
u will finally realize the burden of debt u own from all the joy in ur university's life..
is there hunting u..

wahhh!~

homeworks!!!
tons of them!~
even if its only the first week..
wahhhh!! sien lorrr..
plus with the "datin robiah" blabbing every morning..
adoiii

hey!~ schools in!~

with a new year in school, a new theme colour is in too!~
this year is pink!~

my friends call it pink babi or to make it sound nicer its pink baby~

seriously people wear pink it school this year..
all PINK!~
as for me,
with my reddish pink bottle,pink accessorise ,pink bag , pink pencils, pink supergrip(thanx yuna!~) ,
pink pens, pink purse and what the heck!~
my braces is pink!!~

hahahahhahaha

yey!! happy new year!

say bye bye to 2008...
a new year have arrived!

happy new year y'all! :)