Friday, December 30, 2011

Overated : Nuffnang & advertlets

Back during the civilized blogging , chat box are full with real people. They would chat and interact with each other, sharing thoughts, comment and critics. In some rare occasion, random blogwalker would come by and say "link me and I'll link you back".Well it's cool, cause you are real.

Then Nuffnang came and disturb the ecosystem.

Every click you'll get 1sen, while I take the rest of RM 1000000

Nuffnang is so overrated. I remembered nuffnang crazed hit Malaysian blogging community around 2007 if Im not mistaken. .They say "easy passive money,bro". Your blog + nuffnang = you earn money. No blog +no nuffnang = no money. Sounds like a good plan for me.So I have Been there, done that, fuck that shit.

All of the sudden, a horde of shoutout spam screaming and shouting "I've clicked ur nuffnang, click mine!". More and more blog A.S.S appear. The most easiest way to catch a lot of traffic feeds are by posting cheap blog entry related to blogging tips ( cara untuk dapatkan banyak trafic), repost/commenting blogs, a hot chick living a Jersey shore life,contest with award like "read-my-past-blog-entry contest" and some even plagiarized other blog to feed their own . Up to one point, many claim that blogs without nuffnang are lame and uncool. FUCK THAT! Only country affected by nuffnang  are attention whores.

While the the cheapass blogs gain more profit from nuffnang, other casual blogger are unaware that they have become a mare vessel in advertising nuffnang. Only a minority of unaware cheap labor nuffnang slave advertiser "I serve nuffnang" are actually successful enough to be even on their honory mention by them. Last time I checked, you need to accumulate RM120 worth of CLICKS not visit, to redeem your money. So for casual blogger, it takes months or even years to collect that amount of money unless they are creative enough to set a bot or manually spamming and forcing other people to just visit not reading their blog.

And there's another one:
Putting more blings into our pocket

Advertlets..Thank God gokita has gone out of business or else we'll be seeing 3 advertisement in one single blog.

They both have their own strategy (read here) but ultimately both are converting ASEAN region bloggers into cheesy attention whore blogger.
It's super irritating!

p/s: Sorry to all those casual nuffnang/advertlets blog advertiser, I know you're doing a honest work but you're like the force labor of 99% and they are the 1%. hohoho

sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit :D

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Rageface/ Custom Made Emoticon on Facebook Chat

OMG! Mark Zuckerberg is stalking my chat box!

Inb4 slowpoke!MuAHAHAHA.
Damn you internet! Offline for 4days and now I'm like missing the whole world.

Well... back to the main topic,instead of the lame boring :( :) :@ emoticon, Rageface are far more cooler to be used. Just copy the code below and paste it into the chat box.

  • Troll face:                          [[171108522930776]]
  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME:         [[143220739082110]]
  • Not bad Obama:                [[169919399735055]]
  • Me Gusta:                           [[211782832186415]]
  • Mother of God:                    [[142670085793927]]
  • Cereal Guy:                       [[170815706323196]]
  • LOL Face:                        [[168456309878025]]
  • NO Guy:                          [[167359756658519]]
  • Yao Ming:                      [[218595638164996]]
  • Derp:                              [[224812970902314]]
  • Derpina:                         [[192644604154319]]
  • Forever Alone:              [[177903015598419]]
  • Not Bad :                          [[NotBaad]]
  • Fuck yeah :                       [[105387672833401]]
  • Challang accepted:       [[100002727365206]]
  • Okay face:                     [[100002752520227]]
  • Dumb bitch:                   [[218595638164996]]
  • Poker face                  [[129627277060203]]
  • Okay face                    [[224812970902314]]
  • Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]
  • Rage face                    [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]
  • Lamp                        [[100001256102462]]
  • No                            [[167359756658519]]
  • MOG                        [[142670085793927]]
  • Feel like a sir           [[168040846586189]]

For custom emotion, according to Snoogins1:
This works with profiles and any page on facebook. What you do is
Step 1: copy the page number from the URL. i.e. the reddit page no. is 7177913734
(if there is a vanity url, go to photos and select the last group of numbers after the period in the URL. It should be around 10-11 characters)
Step 2: go into chat and paste the page number between two brackets either side (i.e [[7177913734]] )
that is all.

You can use your username too.
For example:
username: [[zuck]]
the default page number: [[4]]

Good luck! :D

 Spamming time!

Credits: Reddit . TDW

Thursday, December 22, 2011


I wrote this blog for my own LuLz and I don't know how many readers are actually reading.

Here's a head up, more critical creative thinking post are coming.

Neway, Happy holidays!

p/s: Myosotis

Monday, December 19, 2011

Re: Nak Ludah Muka Mahasiswa?

POPCORN time! 
Cool Story Bro!

This is a perfect example for a troll bait due to:
  • Shitty politic
  • Emo rage people
  • Fat people 
  • Religious excerpt
  • Facts without citation
  • Hate speech aiming directly to a minority of a generation
  • Low resolution video

Anyway, since 1997, the government has produce a new political apathy generation. Those who are lucky enough to be in this group are mostly political neutral and doesn't give a fucking damn about politics. BUT once someone or any political group disturb this generation's basic needs, the whole Malaysia political system will collapse.

Creator's... meet your own doom

p/s: i kenot brain this shit!
pp/s: remix here! credit:comel

Friday, December 16, 2011

Malaysia's Most Googled Website 2011

And the first place for the Malaysia's Most Googled website of the year goes to... FACEBOOK..
Wait!! WHAT??
Facebook? Most Googled? R u Fucking Kidding me?
Majority of Malaysian would open any search engine, type in Facebook, hit the search button, and finally click it instead of typing  in the address box. :O

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Realife Reality Show: How to play

Fuck reality show. They're old and overrated

Reality show isn't so real until you watch it real life.Am I right?

You can either be a participant in a reality show or watch as a viewer for free!

The rule is simple:

  • The whole REAL LIFE is a reality show.
  • Each and every person are either the troll, viewers, props or NPCs of the reality TV show and that includes you.
  • Plant a Troll bait.
    -Example1, post a FB wallpost about Politic, mixed with religious view and grammar mistake.
    -Example2, an epic Youtube video documentary about the linkage between Illuminati and some Food commercial
    -Example3, Edited photo
  • As more unexpected people approaches the bait, their role in the whole reality show will soon reveal,
  • Sit back, relax and Enjoy the show! *PopCornTime*
p/s: I hope that you're among the spectator, not the bait eater. :O

Monday, December 12, 2011


Everything that is alive will eventually reach the end of their life..

No matter how fast you run or how good you hide,
It will eventually find you when your time comes..

We wont even realize how much that person mean to us till their gone.
and when they're gone,
nothing else matters anymore.
there's nothing you can do to change the past,
nor the future.

So, appreciate that person while they are still alive,
it doesn't hurt to tell them how much they mean to you,
tell them how much you love them,
a hug or a kiss..
cox when they're gone,
a dreadful feeling will come..


Al-Fatihah to Raimi Nuruddin's father who had passed away on 11/12/11, and to MuhammadDanial's sister who had passed away on 1/12/11.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Free skype app for Blackberry

I love Skype! For me, it's the best IM.
If you’re a Skype user and a BlackBerry owner then it’s no news to you that in order to use Skype services from your BlackBerry you have to use third party apps that aren’t half as good as the official Skype app you see on other OS. Unless you're a Verizon Wireless user, then you have nothing to argue about.

It's quite hard to find any free 3rd party for Skype. Aside from  im+ app, Ive stumble upon IMO and it work far much better then im+. As a third party application, it do have it's downturn.

p/s: Oovoo sux. it's a ripoff of skype

Credits: n4bb

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Argument & Apologizing

This pie chart is only applicable for Forever-Alones where makeup sex is excluded.

Scumbag brain will always create an absolute winning monologue after an argument ended. L'esprit de l'escalier Fuuuuuuu!

Indeed apologizing is an ego buster. Sorry seems to be the hardest word.. and it hurts when it is rejected :(

Spoilers for couples : click here

Friday, December 2, 2011

SCAMMER 03 58855100

Hari jumaat pon nak wat dosa gak ke, kak?

Just now, an unknown number called me, a female malay caller, claiming that she's from Maybank.
She said i was among the lucky one and offered me Program Penghargaan, some sort of Insurance that will cover you if:

  • Lumpuh: get RM 700K in lump sum
  • Hospitalized get RM280 per day
  • My future children will also cover by this plan (WOW! gile babis)
  • Kene minyak masak pon cover
  • Dan lain-lain,  i forgot coz she's talking super freaking fast
All i need to do is agree to pay monthly cost of RM37.80. I asked her, Ive already got insurance so what benefit will i get. She said, since this is a Penghargaan program, I can claim from both insurance company and Maybank .She also kept mentioning  "like photostat" WTF is that?

I was bored with work, so i kept on with the conversation as I did some research on the net.+_+

I ask her for website link so that i could study about it first. At this moment, I can sense her confident level suddenly decrease. She said, this is a recorded conversation, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Wow, Ive never knew recorded conversation can be so secure.

She kept persuading me, claiming its a chance of a lifetime and she wont call me back if she hang up so i  negotiate her that i would love to take the plan, but im broke and RM37.80 is too much. So she offered me another plan which cost RM28.00. A cheap price for people broke like me. LOL

After approximately 15minute layan her gibberish, i got bored and said: 
"Sy tak minat pon" and hung up.
now i regret for not saying " Fuck you scammer" :(

Links that saved me:  
Awas nombor +603-58855100 << information sharing
Insurans Maybank << mangsa keadaan  & cara nak selesaikan
Who call me << ramai gile stalk
Scam tipah tertipu << mangsa scam

Conclusion:  NO PROOF,GTFO!!

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