First World Problem: Turning on Emergency/Hazard light during a downpour

Ive notice this sudden trend among Malaysian driver, when its raining heavily and everything become shortsighted. Some driver will ignorantly switch on the hazard light and continue driving like there's nothing wrong with it!

Hazard lights is  use as an indication or warning for other driver, commonly  used on a disabled car which has been pulled to the side of the road. Especially at night, they increase the visibility of the car so that it will not be hit. It also alerts drivers to the fact that there is a problem of some kind, and some drivers use hazard lights to ask for help, usually in combination with leaving the hood up.

You are a dangerous fool for driving with a Hazard light on.Hazard light doesn't make you invincible!! In fact it's illegal! If you think that driving conditions are bad enough to warrant using hazard indicators, it's a good idea to pull over.  It's distracting and dangerous for other driver. why?

1) it can fool other drivers into thinking you're stopped when really you're in motion.
2) Other driver wont know which lane are you trying to cross into
3) You cant differentiate between those who are really in an emergency and a stupid driver

Why is the hazard light button placed further away from the steering column?
Because it's not meant to be used while driving!

Just us the normal headlights. if the storm is too bad for your eyesight & concern bout your life. Stop driving and wait for the storm to subside .


credit: wisegeek
edited: some of my text are missing D:

Ponzi Scheme: explanation using Virgin Gold member FB comment

Im a lurker on FB but somehow today post makes me pissed off with Virgin Gold Mining Corporation  AGAIN! Dont get confuse between virgin fucking gold mining corporation and Virgin company.

I was naive back than. I assume VGMC was a MLM scheme but after the Geneva Gold got busted, i finally understand that VGMC is actually a PONZI SCHEME!

Characteristic

1) detailed fabricated information

Just have alook at the website. Eversince i posted my blogpost on VGMC months ago, they never updated the website. Remains shady as usual. Truly unusual for a "high profile" international gold investment company to remain their website stagnant like that.

2)Typically extraordinary returns are promised on the investment 

          - "high-yield investment programs" ( return of investment upto 20% within one year!)

        -"offshore investment"
               "its an international business, not a local business, by means, it is a legit business" but what it    
                actually means is, it is an offshore business,you cant sue it
        - "hedge futures trading," ( you're among the lucky one to join this)

3) Hedge fund / Secretive and/or complex strategies
Privately open to certain people. usually they make a private gathering and try to convince you how legit the business is. MLM style!
reason: the more people know about this, the faster they are going to get caught red handed. better fool a few stupidos.

4) Initial high returns or reward.

Promoter will pay out high returns or rewards to attract more investors o.Other investors begin to participate, leading to a cascade effect. The "return" to the initial investors is paid out of the investments of new entrants, and not out of profits. (cth: read the instagram comment)

5) Minimize withdrawal in exchange for a higher returns

 Promoters also try to minimize withdrawals by offering new plans to investors where money is frozen for a longer period of time, in exchange for higher returns.
From this guy post, the money was frozen for investment to join the Stock exchange by next year.
-IPO Bursa saham. It aint easy to get your company public listed especially when your company is on the suruhanjaya sekurity malaysia
- NYSE ? seriously? hope your transparency, certs and auditors are legit enough to fool New York

6)High investment returns with little or no risk.

this guy is full of optimism. haish

Differences between ponzi scheme and MLM/ pyramid scheme

credits: US securities and exchange commission

Unraveling of a Ponzi scheme 


When a Ponzi scheme is not stopped by the authorities, it sooner or later falls apart for one of the following reasons: ( copy paste from wikipedia)

1)The promoter vanishes, taking all the remaining investment money (minus payouts to investors already made).

2)Ponzi schemes tend to collapse when it becomes difficult to recruit new investors or when a large number of investors ask to cash out

3)External market forces, such as a sharp decline in the economy (for example, the Madoff investment scandal during the market downturn of 2008), cause many investors to withdraw part or all of their funds.




VGMC IS A SCAM. It has:

- no gold
- no gold mines
- no employees
- no trade memberships
- no investments
- no joint ventures
- no government licenses or permits
- no registration on any stock exchange
- no financial statements
- no private placement memoranda


If its a really good investment, the bank would be the first to invested all their money in it.
Btw, where the fuck can you get Thousand tans of gold to pay off a single investor?
They are basically paying off these investor with blank empty papers. Common sense bro.
And why do Bank give out loans for these unsuspected ponzi victim?
Its their job to give out LOANS! Every month they have a benchmark which require them to loan it off!

p/s: MLM/ ponzi victims are either unaware about this or just plain ignorant & egoist. BTW  they are so obsess with their product, they tend to act like a cult.

Scam: Fool's gold. part 2

Continue from part 1

Suddenly, the British girl can talk in Bahasa.

Scam: Fool's gold

Im going to tell about a guy name Pak Kadok
Brief story about himself: A married man who wanted to start a business but doesn't have a single clue about it. And to make thing worst, he is stubborn, stupid and ignorant. PLus lurus bendollll

A few days ago.
He called me and asked for my home address.
I was like.. What? don't you have a home back in Melaka? What are you going to do with my house?
So I handed the phone to my mum and let her do the talking.

Blackberry Bold 100, hottest phone on the market

At first, he said he brought a blackberry online from London and doesn't want his wife to know about it.
Then he twist the story and told that his boss is sending a it.
Finally, he admit that he was doing a business venture with OT Telecommunication and they wanted to send the Blackberry as a token of partnership.
Knowing that he was a fool  trap in a phishing scam scheme, my mum gave him my email instead.

seems legit :O

 WTF?!
I cant believe there are still people out there too dumb to be fooled by this stupid scam!
I called him back and scold him.

1. OT Telecommunication doesnt exist! infact they even misspell their own name "Telecomunication"
2. In business deal you
1. DONT Flirt with your business partner (unless you're working in a hooker based work)
2. At least reveal your name, position in the end of the email
3. Don't Simply give out gift
4. Build business bond over alot of emails & strengthen it via diplomatic visit
5. Don't need to hide it from your wife. Especially if your wife is an excellent businesswomen.
3. He have an very ekselent engrish gwammer.
4. How can they contact him and do such a major international business deal when he owns a very small enterprise without even owning a company website! 
5. Rule internet no29: all girls on the internet are men

He finally believed me ...

NOPE!

 Later that night, he texted me,

OMG!! he still fucking believe it!
Who the fuck would even give out $80000 British pound easily?
The only person I believe would do it is Prince of Nigeria!

He forwarded me his email

From business to scandal :O

OMG! WTF is wrong with his brain!!!
He already gave the phishing group his address ( i bet it was someone else's)
There is no such thing as sending 80000 cash via courier!
It's call smuggling!
Bank can handle transfer, and it is called wire transfer!
You also have Paypal, escrow or even the no1 money transfer preferred by scammer Western Union.
Sending laptop and Gold watch via some shady Sendai courier?
ARE YOU CRAZY!
If it true, those item would be stolen before it even reach Amsterdam!
Pictures? LuLZ
Im pretty sure you can send it over via email.

Such a shady website. pffftt

He say it's true! the website is true!! LEgit!
I pointed him out that
1) fake address

Fourth Avenue,
Westfield Industrial Estate, <<<<<< is in Glasgow!! !
Midsom Norton,Radstock, Avon <<<<< This is a village!!! Situated far from any Ship port or even Airport!
D50F 4EX
United Kingdom

3) Sendai is one of the common name used in scamming!

3) European country WONT use an ASIAN name for company

4)The only reliable courier to send expensive items are UPS or FEDEX !

Once again.. i hope this would really make him realize..

 BUT FUCK NO!

He called me the next2 day (16/3/2010),
He sound freaking happy.
he said the item had arrived in KLIA
and the customs called him to pay the clearance money
 They wanted him to bank in RM3600 to a CIMB bank account. [please make facepalm here].

I told him the scam sequence:
1) a Meleis Customs will call. ( some stupid fucking Meleis bitch berkomplot with thick dick negros)
2) ask to bank in money clearance
3) banked in RM3600
4) Customs will call again saying it isnt enough
5) bank in again
6) repeat step 1 to 5 till you finally knock some sense into your brain.

He once again realized he was scammed.
I advise him to go to the police.
He was this close into capturing these culprit.
He even ask me, would he be rewarded by the cops. (... money minded adoiii)

Then he ask, what if it was true!!!! [please make an epic facepalm here]
WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said it is a lot of cash there.
The custom call him several time and told him they are scared of detaining a lot of money.
Pak Kadok told me he would give me and my siblings RM10000 each. ...wow thanks
I said, if it was true, i would made him a website for his company for free.
but if he is scammed, I am going to tell everyone about this!

Later that after noon. He send me a text message

 Lizabeth Leigh Crowford

Cimb bank 14670003031524 scam

Lulz! I dont even see Customs there!

From what ive deal with before, the courier service, would call, email/fax customs details to us.

And they ask us to pay them via cheque. picked up upon delivery.

 

Even the name is fake!!!!!
BEnjamin franklin?!!!! President of USA?!

He even owns a phone number!!! 0166403342 016 6403342

Pak kadok tried to convince me and gave me the tracking number

...
NO i Wont help!
That was final.

Fuck this shit!

He emailed me full of scarscm.

I doubt he would giveup
80000 pound bro!

Today, i heard he ask money from other. =O

p/s: The only reason i keep on going through all this hassle is that i pity his wife. She is the main breadwinner of the family.

Social Media Douchebag

ohh! This is the current cliche in Malaysia's internet committee!!
These douchebag think they are some sort of internet celebrities. Shamelessly making their own"Fan" facebook page and twittering all sort of crap. Yay! ive got 5k facebook friends, 10k fan and 24k twitter followers. Yahoo!

 Social Media Douchebag (a.k.a New Media Douchebag) is a media stereotype and a derogatory label used to describe someone who ostensibly engages in social networking and other fashionable online activities for self-promotion and have been used to convey the same idea including “social media expert” and “social media guru.

I

 I'm so cool. Im using iphone. You guys should totally use it. Windows are for looser. eh! wait! what?! i dont even know what im talking about.

Yeah, yeah, it's good to know that you're providing all sort of nice makeup tip, game review, blogging tips, but most of you are actually talking crap without giving any real information. Basicly, what you did is the extract the same tactic that a MLM worker do.

 If you’ve done three or more of the following, You are guilty of being a social media douchebag.

• Think you are an internet celebrity
• Discuss what you had for breakfast, what to wear, brought a new stuff dll.
• Update under influence of lyrics, random quotes, love
• Spammer sdvgbl;rk12$@##^fmvolsd;
• Will promote another friend who is also a Social Media Douchebag
• Become a brand promoter. "oh i love Johnson Baby Lotion coz it's better then ky jelly aww"
• Force other to follow you and you'll follow them back.

Finally, i highly agree with this guy.
That titty youtube prostitute should stop spamming youtube with shitty titty videoclip!!
Especialy to MEGANSPEAK. Someone please help her sign a deal with Brazzer .
F.Y.I you have a pair of very soggy tits!

Credits: Reddit, mardonet , termendousnews , knowyourmeme

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?: Part 2

Continue from the previous post

What if you're Married with Kids  and your spouse is also working with a total income of RM5000 ( RM2500 each). Minus the tax, PTPTN & epf = (RM3150)

All good things in life comes with a price

A place call home: RM1055 ( 2095)

Flat with 3 room= RM800
No more room rent ok! 

TmNet broadband 1mbps = RM110  portable broadband RM50

Topup/phone= RM100

Electricity=RM150

Water= RM5 yea! Only in Selangor bro!

Food &groceries = RM517 (1578)

Spend around RM200 for lunch at work.

Shopping at Mydin every fortnight RM317

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM550 (875)

Assuming the wife drive a brand new viva or saga.
Husband ride a motorcycle to work.

Parent=400 (475)
 parent from both side ok!

Children Package: 

Option 1: Baby maintenance= RM450  (25)

Pampers 1Malaysia=RM100  Reuseable Diaper =Free

Baby formula milk= RM100

Day care= RM300

Toys/ clothing (they grow fast!)= RM50

Option 2: Pre schooler RM450 (25)

Nursery+ day car= RM450

Option3: Primary School =RM180 (295)

Pocket money= RM100 

School Bus= RM80

Tuition = RM 80   

GG..Its alot!
Soo...Yes you can live in KL/ Lembah Klang and even have your very own family of 3 or four here!

At least for this part, it show us how hard our parent work to rise us up.

*story time*

I got a meleis "friend" whom 'I dont know how much his income is' borrowed our money. At first I thought he was facing financial difficulty due to his newborn baby. He seems urgent and desperate. It's quite weird why he doesn't want to borrow money from his bestfriends. One of them is even a pilot.Pilot are rich though.So we gave him the money and that was the last time we ever heard anything from him. It turns out that he used the money to purchase World of Warcraft expansion pack (USD$109.97 approximately RM351.904. Doesn't include proxy bypass & monthly fees) so that he could play with his bestfriends. To make things even better, he ignored us. Avoiding  us.It's been over a year now and we haven't heard anything from him. Probably he is assuming we would forget everything. !! You're old enough to use your brain, plan your  financial !

Afterlife!*tiada kaitan dgn mini story di atas*

Hope he a have a pleasant day in the real world and in the afterlife. I feel sorry for the family.

The end.

p/s: Money can change people. Dont ever lend your money to someone even if s/he is your best friend.

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?

Can you survive staying in KL with an income of RM2500 and still save enough money for emergency?

Lets calculate:

Assuming:

1) you're single not married can be either in a relationship or forever alone

2) graduated with a degree. 3year course with PTPTN RM21000

3) Anak yg xlupa diri

4) not a smoker. If smoker, assume casual smoker = deduct  RM150 to the total sum

5) xsedudukan ( if you're in a relationship)

6) Rent only

WOW RM1000!

Income RM 2500

Tax= RM0 (RM2500)

Thank God!

Income tax

EPF

EPF / KWSP = RM275 ( RM2225)

Doesnt matter. This money if for your retirement.

PTPTN= RM150 (1575)

 every month for 11.6 years. I super hate those who recklessly spend their PTPTN loan during their university life. It's a LOAN !! PINJAMAN!  

Insurans= RM150

Fuck this shit. Most Meleis dont have insurans. They have super power and fueled by tenaga batin.

ASB Loan/ ASB Saving =RM100

Fuck this shit. Im still young and I dont need this.

Wedding plan= RM100

Fuck this shit! Im marrying someone rich!In KL, the minimum cost for a wedding is RM30000 and doesn't include tunang, Mas kawin & hantaran.

Credit Card = RM XXX

Fuck this shit! My pocket is always full of money!!

Sewa umah/ sewa bilik + Electricity+ Internet+ water + topup hp =RM500(RM1725)

hoho.. average room rent is around rm300. For the whole flat rent round RM600. Apartment 3room RM800. Double storey house RM 1200

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM500 (875)

Assuming you're owning a brand new viva or saga.

Parents = RM200 (1375)

Why not? they are already old. It is time for us to pay back what they have sacrifice for us.

Food & Groceries= RM310 (565)

RM5 for lunch every working day= 22*5 = 110 xkan nak puase tiap ari

breakfast/home cook/dine out/keropok/junk food/ = 200.. need KFC, McD

Optional: Leisure = RM200 (365)

LoL why not? It's your own money. You deserve to enjoy it. buy some clothes, shoes, blanje awek.

Average shoe price: RM50

Average shirt/blouse: RM50

Average money spend on gaming: RM100(ori), Pirate: Rm5

Average movie ticket: RM10

Average monthly payment for smartphone at Maxis/Celcom/Digi center : RM50

Average spend on makeup/toiletries : RM50

Average cost needed for every outing : RM50

Average time to hangout with friends: once a week.. 4time a month. For lover: 8times a month

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At the end of the month, you have RM365 to save! So it is possible to live in KL/ Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500.

Congrats! :D

Political Talk vs Artist Gossip

There's a common line between political talk and artist gossip = To traduce someone a.k.a Mengumpat .

And when i say Artist, it covers all recording & free lance artist, actors, attention whore, public figures and pretty much everyone that has a factual or fictional citation on the net. For political,  every single damn political party, person with power, your working space or even the school badan wakil pelajar.

Its a very great conversation topic that can strengthen the bond between two person despite their
own status or mentality level.

Example of political chat or gossip
Politic:

Abu: Ketua party Bintang kne tangkap polis!
ALi: ye ke?! cite2

Gossip:

Abu: Kasha Sandal menyundal kne tangkap basah dengan Jais!
Ali: ye ke?! cite2

... but if we remove those political or artist from the conversation, it would be such a boring chat.

Abu: Kasim kne tangkap basah dlm raid Jais&polis
Ali: Huh? sape plak Kasim ni.

Oh fuu! I freaking hate politic.

So, what set them apart ?

1. Artist are being brought to fame to entertain the whole society.
Politician are being paid by tax payer to create a better place.

2.  Artist: the society has every damn right to bash, critic, gossip, morally degrade or even strip off the Artist dignity for good... Well they choose this path, it's the price they need to pay for eternal! Even if they die, people will still mock them for generation.

Politician: doesn't mean the society has all the right to bash, critic, gossip blabla the politician.  They have power that can destroy a single person in the society in order to make them as an example for the other.

3. Artist: Reputation with the Social society will affect their job and career. A slightest mistake can permanently damage the artist career for good.  eg: Mawi

Politician: Bad Reputation with the society is ok as long as cronies are well fed, the politician will survive aftermath.

 nah! eye candy. IDK who they are except for Siti Nur Haliza

Anyway, enjoying this cheap entertainment once a while is ok. Too much politic and gossiping can permanently degrade your own intelligence value. Dont be so obsessive! Or you will turn into some hardcore worship minion that is so dumb that you will eventually turn yourself into an unexpected entertainment artist for other to enjoy mocking on you and yet the artist or the politician that you worship wont even give a damn about you.



Pic Credits: sandiwara, barbelas

Banjir: Intermediate level

Hy33ee eiUu!!
Hik. hik. h!k.. tiTew p3rnAt tAws.
KerJa bAnnnNNyakksss gyL3wss qaRhs!!
m3ncieW!!!!
emMmmssS ... tadie3 +iTerw nng0k bdArks sk0wLarh.
Windo000!!
sHyyio0kk +0L jd m3r3ka...
xd3 k0m!tm33nzzz. nj0yyy jeWh aaRrhsxx!
JLe0usssn33www!
Nuqx barL1ks 0maaa!!!!
iTerW cAm tArk dq mo0d j3ww nT0x waRtpap3w niehhh....
sob... s0b...sobb...
ohhh! eeppi3yy niEw YiiEr!
wurPer nrk w15shh. hik.. hik.. hiik..1
m0gaa mUd4ah2 aUn n!ew k0wuNkss caPa1 dWwermZzz koWunQ! <3
SyeWw cyUnnKs kaM0o0!

p/s: i k3n0t bWaiNzz dHiss siiHt larhh  s0bb soBbz....  :(

Malaysia's Most Googled Website 2011

And the first place for the Malaysia's Most Googled website of the year goes to... FACEBOOK..
Wait!! WHAT??
Facebook? Most Googled? R u Fucking Kidding me?
Yup!
Majority of Malaysian would open any search engine, type in Facebook, hit the search button, and finally click it instead of typing www.facebook.com  in the address box. :O

SCAMMER 03 58855100

Hari jumaat pon nak wat dosa gak ke, kak?

Just now, an unknown number called me, a female malay caller, claiming that she's from Maybank.
She said i was among the lucky one and offered me Program Penghargaan, some sort of Insurance that will cover you if:

• Lumpuh: get RM 700K in lump sum
• Hospitalized get RM280 per day
• My future children will also cover by this plan (WOW! gile babis)
• Kene minyak masak pon cover
• Dan lain-lain,  i forgot coz she's talking super freaking fast

All i need to do is agree to pay monthly cost of RM37.80. I asked her, Ive already got insurance so what benefit will i get. She said, since this is a Penghargaan program, I can claim from both insurance company and Maybank .She also kept mentioning  "like photostat" WTF is that?

I was bored with work, so i kept on with the conversation as I did some research on the net.+_+

I ask her for website link so that i could study about it first. At this moment, I can sense her confident level suddenly decrease. She said, this is a recorded conversation, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Wow, Ive never knew recorded conversation can be so secure.

She kept persuading me, claiming its a chance of a lifetime and she wont call me back if she hang up so i  negotiate her that i would love to take the plan, but im broke and RM37.80 is too much. So she offered me another plan which cost RM28.00. A cheap price for people broke like me. LOL

After approximately 15minute layan her gibberish, i got bored and said: 

"Sy tak minat pon" and hung up.

now i regret for not saying " Fuck you scammer" :(

Links that saved me:  

eh tetiba ko plak yg nak naik angin apehal? << org yg terselamat

Awas nombor +603-58855100 << information sharing

Insurans Maybank << mangsa keadaan  & cara nak selesaikan

Who call me << ramai gile stalk

Scam tipah tertipu << mangsa scam

Conclusion:  NO PROOF,GTFO!!

I Kenot Brain Diz!

This crazy girl is crazy! At first I thought she was a troll but after I browse throughout her entire FB wall feed, she was indeed self-centered merciless whore. 

 Lulz, she even got herself a necklace from her deceased grandmother who she hated so much.

Callers? Manners?

It's Antoine Donson!! *Pic unrelated to post*

Have you ever receive a call/sms from Anonymous??

Do you ever try to call them back or atleast sms them asking who are they?

or you just ignore them?

Who knows what lurk behind those unknown number..

Might be a long lost friend, an unsaved colleague phone number or maybe some sex maniac desperately finding a sex partner.durhhhh..

I remember back then during 2004, where celcom has this promotion, SMS free to all Celcom number after 12am to 6am.. and man! it was like heaven for all Celcom user.

The best time to enlarge your circle of friend and also to waste time.

id used to ask other people if they have any lonely friends wanted a partner to chat with.

then all of the sudden the anon number that keeps on msging me in asking me "Hi".

It was fun msging with them at first. but after awhile, when the reality strike me..

it was badd... really2 badd.. Ive realized i had wasted more then rm300 credits per month just for nothing and more anon started to constantly and continuously harass my poor Nokia phone inbox.It get worser when sex chat start to spam in and so as the call..

Most people would just delete the old phone number and buy a new one.

but i didn't

instead i braced myself and hurdle tru all the Anon call & attack for the next few month.

i guess it's a preety bad lesson for me.

BUT

just now i received a call from 01*-7173134. who the hell she is? i dont freaking know who or care the hell she is.

She called me and the 1st thing she ask is..... "SAPE NI?" "SAPE ni?"

WTF? wTF???????? WTF???

did your mommma even teach you proper manner?

Im the call receiver now and ur the Anon caller.

You should introduce urself first before jumping in and bombard me with questions.

Its like invading a house, acting as if it yours and questioning the owner WTH are they doing in that house.

So i trolled her (TL;DR).wahahahha!

And things get better when HEr Boyfriend (maybe) called me questioning as if im some sort of a criminal.

and this time i was quite pissed off ok.

I didnt harass your GF okk. It's her who is claiming that i misscall her then started to pounce on me as if ive poke her virginity or something.

haha.. ah lets just cut the crap for now.

im here not to babble on wonderfull wonder of befriending with anon.

anyone can be an Anon. even youu! yes youuu the one reading this post are also an Anon

So~~~~

the moral of the story here..

if you are the caller... introduce yourself 1st then ask the phone number who they are.

p/s: checkout Bed intruder song . *warning: highly addictive*

Kedai Jamu

JAMU STALL~ the Malaysian version of Body shop!

Perfume! Lotion! Whitening cream! And even sex enhancing items are available here!!

HAIL jamu stall~ HAIL!!

Because of you, Malaysian now can have the access to the express road of almost instant beauty~

To be a 1nation beauty, strive shall we!!

Magical cream and pills are consume like candies.

and in no time you'll be a beauty wonder~ or freaking "strongg"

You’ll be fabulously white as you wear those HYDROQUINONE cream

and TRETINOIN will rapidly cure your acne

Beside the glamorous beauty you shall achieve~

You fail to notice that there’s a price to pay for every CHEAP item you buy from there~

May u live your shortest glamorous beauty moment & live your entire life on with a detroit fugly body..

some advice for you:

Use these with your own risk.(got the info off from ondscene blog)

1- Natasya Krim Herba Gold - dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 7-75 % w/w dan tretinoin.

2- Natasya Krim Herba -dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 4-83 % w/w dan tretinoin.

3-De'Putih. Begitu kemelayuan bunyinya but actualy... brg dari filipina

For futher reading~ do read:http://ondscene.blogspot.com/2010/05/ops-black-face.html

pic credit to: sleepis my ritual

Neway~ if your kidneys and livers shutdown because of these jamu2, I will gladly RoLLinG on The FLoOR LaugHing mY Ass Out! Roflmao!!

F**k this mooo mall~

this evening, my sister and i went to this "mall"..
im being very very kind, so i wont say its name *wink*...
lets just call it moo mall.. *wink*

basically.. i love to shop there...its near,convenient, and cheap!..
however, the workers SUCK!

as well as some of those people who shop there... no offense..

as i was saying, we went there just now..
came up to the borong place to buy 1 box... YES ONE BOX of mineral water.. (cox they dont sell it in a lump sum downstairs.)

there are a lot of workers there, but they only open 3 counters..
then, theres some inconsiderate customers, who acted like a bunch of F**King A****le
all of them are pushing 2-3 trolleys to pay up..
they can just let us pay first.. cox we only have 1 item.. but they just ignore and start uploading their stuff.. we came to the counter at the same time! damn it!

and the stupid guy at the counter is damn slow... he can just multiply the same items and scan it once.. but, he chooses to scan ALL the same items one by one... what tha hell!!

then when its our turn to pay, i present my moo card..
which i just renewed it a month ago... which also made me pay a F**king RM12..
but then, the A'hole said that my moo card had expired already...
WTF!!! it even states clearly on the card that its going to expire on July!

BOILING POINT!!

then we came down stairs to buy some bed sheets..
i wanted to take the sheets on the shelf..
buts its damn high.. cant reach it..
the S***** workers saw me struggling to take the sheets.. but they just ignore and talk blah blah blah...
then i asked for their help..
turns out he cant reach it too.... pity the fool..
hahahahahahahahahahhahaa

its a good thing that i cool down fast...
so i continue shopping with a good mood...(after blowing up in anger at the worker..hahaha)




this is the moo mall.... *wink*