Social Media Douchebag

ohh! This is the current cliche in Malaysia's internet committee!!
These douchebag think they are some sort of internet celebrities. Shamelessly making their own"Fan" facebook page and twittering all sort of crap. Yay! ive got 5k facebook friends, 10k fan and 24k twitter followers. Yahoo!

 Social Media Douchebag (a.k.a New Media Douchebag) is a media stereotype and a derogatory label used to describe someone who ostensibly engages in social networking and other fashionable online activities for self-promotion and have been used to convey the same idea including “social media expert” and “social media guru.

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 I'm so cool. Im using iphone. You guys should totally use it. Windows are for looser. eh! wait! what?! i dont even know what im talking about.

Yeah, yeah, it's good to know that you're providing all sort of nice makeup tip, game review, blogging tips, but most of you are actually talking crap without giving any real information. Basicly, what you did is the extract the same tactic that a MLM worker do.

 If you’ve done three or more of the following, You are guilty of being a social media douchebag.

• Think you are an internet celebrity
• Discuss what you had for breakfast, what to wear, brought a new stuff dll.
• Update under influence of lyrics, random quotes, love
• Spammer sdvgbl;rk12$@##^fmvolsd;
• Will promote another friend who is also a Social Media Douchebag
• Become a brand promoter. "oh i love Johnson Baby Lotion coz it's better then ky jelly aww"
• Force other to follow you and you'll follow them back.

Finally, i highly agree with this guy.
That titty youtube prostitute should stop spamming youtube with shitty titty videoclip!!
Especialy to MEGANSPEAK. Someone please help her sign a deal with Brazzer .
F.Y.I you have a pair of very soggy tits!

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