Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

Internet and Non Internet Friends

Read a blogpost "Internet Science Field Report: Kony Ruins Friendships on Know your meme and it has so much sense in it.

Below is an excerpt from it :
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My Facebook friends can be divided into two groups: Internet and Non Internet. Internet friends are not necessarily people I have met via the internet, but rather people who work on the internet or engage in a more than casual relationship with internet culture. They understand that in some cases, a Hitler joke might be funny, and are able to spot a troll a mile away. By comparison, my Non Internet friends are normal people with day jobs who don’t know what Goatse is. They’ve probably never argued with someone about how to pronounce “GIF.”


My internet friends rarely, if ever, post anything internet culture-related on Facebook. No macros, no iterations, rarely a cute picture of a cat (unless it’s their own). More and more, however, my Non Internet friends are posting bits and pieces of internet culture, sometimes bits they’ve made themselves. Which is actually very exciting. For real. Kudos to them! I think it’s great to make something. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I honestly believe UGC is the key to a better future. In this case of Facebook, it’s also really interesting. Interesting not only as a sign of internet and mainstream culture canoodling, but also as a possible cause for a growing internet culture over saturation, experienced by those who don’t want to consume funny pictures of cats every time they log into to see what their pals are up to.

Facebook: A Website For Complaining About Facebook

My theory is that my Internet Friends don’t post meme iterations on Facebook because it is simply not great at media sharing. There are other locations like Know Your Meme, Twitter and 4chan that are much better suited. Those Non Internet folks, though, they don’t have another outlet to share their media. Forums are terrifying, comment threads are where weirdos and deviants hang out, and WTF is a Reddit? And really, for the most part, they’re right, and so … off to Facebook it is.


The thing, though, is that we don’t all really have an agreed upon use of Facebook. Some people use it for self promotion, some people use it for conversation, some for messaging and some, yes, for media sharing. But we ALL use it; in that way Facebook has become kind of like email. It is the lowest common denominator of online public, peer interactions. It’s a thing you just … do. It’s a reflex. So when someones ideal use of FB doesn’t match up with yours, it gets a little complicated. You don’t have the Twitter-style escape hatch of a non-reciprocal follow relationship. You either hide them (which then raises the complicated social question of why you friended them in the first place) or if you want to make a point, you ruthlessly un-friend them.
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Even though  the blogpost tl;dr, but there's too much win in it.
I do have internet friends and Non Internet friends on facebook
And most of the Non Internet friends consist of idiotic people.
Updating dumb bitch poses
and spamming 9gag repost as if they even know what memes are really is.

9gag WAS ok before it was infected by these Non internet a.k.a 9fag
9fag are THE worst!! A cancerous pandemic of fags.
and so as translated memes.

Id rather have debates  then seeing "OMG! My beybeiii bg iph0n3 4z!!! luv ew!! Muaxx!!" updates.
Follow me and i will follow u!
Like me and ill like ur ass too!
argh!

p/s: ive never agreed on Konydog2012



Enjoy him wiggle wiggle yeah!

Monday, January 30, 2012

Email. Sms. and. the. Novelty. Handwritten. Letters.

Yesterday was AJL night and i dont give a fuck.


I remember back in 1999, I was among the lucky one to enjoy the internet. Owning an Email was something to be proud back then. My first email was *_anglez@hotmail.com. Not ANGEL, heavenly angel but ANGLE, bucu meja. D:
.. now I have 5 active email including one costume made email, @tidusyuna.com .

Every email that pop into my inbox was more then enough to make me blast with joy. Forward email was my favorite. I even received an email from The Prince of Nigeria!! Unaware that it was a scam, I politely decline his highness offer saying that Im too young to be involve with political event.

I'm 12 and what is this?


Time passed by...

No more anonymous love letters in random unexpected places. A simple yet annoying sms "hi, bley berkenalan" is replaced. We can no longer determine, who really has the guts to express their feeling or a chicken hiding behind a sms.
Wedding card are replaced with facebook picture tag and facebook event. Aint sure if the poster is actually really inviting or doesnt give a fuck who come or not.
Raya card used to be a vital part of festive decoration but now, who the hell would print out facebook picture tag,email or sms and decorate it around the house?
'Karangan surat tak rasmi' used to be a reasonable lesson to be learn back then. You may drop this syllabus now,Mr Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin and replaced it with "penulisan blog".
Pen pal barely exist but the amount of attention whores are over 9000.
Stamp collection is now an exotic hobby. Even stamps from banks& bills are replaced with rubber stamp.

I missed the old time.
Perhaps a letter could cheer me up. :P



P/s: PM Najib is the one responsible for PTS back in 1996!! fuu! U utterly ruin my childhood by implementing such an irrelevant exam for minor!



Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?

Can you survive staying in KL with an income of RM2500 and still save enough money for emergency?

Lets calculate:
Assuming:
1) you're single not married can be either in a relationship or forever alone
2) graduated with a degree. 3year course with PTPTN RM21000
3) Anak yg xlupa diri
4) not a smoker. If smoker, assume casual smoker = deduct  RM150 to the total sum
5) xsedudukan ( if you're in a relationship)
6) Rent only

WOW RM1000!


Income RM 2500

Tax= RM0 (RM2500)
Thank God!



Income tax



EPF

EPF / KWSP = RM275 ( RM2225)
Doesnt matter. This money if for your retirement.

PTPTN= RM150 (1575)
 every month for 11.6 years. I super hate those who recklessly spend their PTPTN loan during their university life. It's a LOAN !! PINJAMAN!  

Insurans= RM150
Fuck this shit. Most Meleis dont have insurans. They have super power and fueled by tenaga batin.

ASB Loan/ ASB Saving =RM100
Fuck this shit. Im still young and I dont need this.

Wedding plan= RM100
Fuck this shit! Im marrying someone rich!In KL, the minimum cost for a wedding is RM30000 and doesn't include tunang, Mas kawin & hantaran.

Credit Card = RM XXX
Fuck this shit! My pocket is always full of money!!

Sewa umah/ sewa bilik + Electricity+ Internet+ water + topup hp =RM500(RM1725)
hoho.. average room rent is around rm300. For the whole flat rent round RM600. Apartment 3room RM800. Double storey house RM 1200

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM500 (875)
Assuming you're owning a brand new viva or saga.

Parents = RM200 (1375)
Why not? they are already old. It is time for us to pay back what they have sacrifice for us.

Food & Groceries= RM310 (565)
RM5 for lunch every working day= 22*5 = 110 xkan nak puase tiap ari
breakfast/home cook/dine out/keropok/junk food/ = 200.. need KFC, McD

Optional: Leisure = RM200 (365)
LoL why not? It's your own money. You deserve to enjoy it. buy some clothes, shoes, blanje awek.
Average shoe price: RM50
Average shirt/blouse: RM50
Average money spend on gaming: RM100(ori), Pirate: Rm5
Average movie ticket: RM10
Average monthly payment for smartphone at Maxis/Celcom/Digi center : RM50
Average spend on makeup/toiletries : RM50
Average cost needed for every outing : RM50
Average time to hangout with friends: once a week.. 4time a month. For lover: 8times a month

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At the end of the month, you have RM365 to save! So it is possible to live in KL/ Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500.
Congrats! :D


Sunday, January 1, 2012

From a Lost Blackberry Torch to a MLM Scam Scandal

My friend lost his brand new Blackberry Torch. He has been using it for less then 2 weeks. So I help him and did a little favor of tracing back his phone.

I want this phone too!

This was the last screenshot i manage to take before "the new user" deleted me off from bbm list.


BB has their own unique pin number so no matter what happen to the phone, it's unique number still remain to the rightful owner.

A week after being deleted, I added the BB pin again using another friend's BB . Luckily.. the new owner accept my request! At first, I thought the new user might be some unaware consumer who brought the phone from some illegal phone seller...


...until I clicked on the link... http://ik.my/fireyourbossin2012..... the link redirect to http://duitterpantas.blogspot.com/

OH GOD WHYYYYYY?! WHY should this new owner post such a phishing link?! Now im in doubt who he really was, a victim or a predator. I've quickly remove him from my BBM for own safety.

Easy money to live easy in life but rot for eternal in hell.

 I kept on reading the blog... hopefully that the new owner of the phone isn't what i hope for,a scam artist. Then I saw the same exact person  from the bbm picture with the one in the blog. !!
WTF?! OLD MAN?!

And on the blogpost, there was another link which redirect me to another link. And there's more picture of him having some fine Virgin Gold dinner at Ritz London. Neway, his name is Mohamed Nordin and
Virgin Gold is a MLM. Every MLM is a lie!

You'll get filthy rich !
 And also his phone number! or his bos phone number!!
0126014565 nah! your new Sugar Daddy Phone number



Neway you can always check suruhanjaya Sekuriti Malaysia to verify if it's  a scam or not.



The FUCK is wrong with you! Not only you're using a stolen blackberry phone, you also destroy other people life by tricking them into some Get Rich Scheme. OMG!!! Repent plz!
 Ive just posted a scam related entry a few days ago, and today I'm facing both thief (assuming he stole it!) and a scam agent (yes you are!)

oh no.. I dont know what to do...
I felt pity for my friend.. the victim..
He's currently offshore on a rig doing a honest work.
While his hard earn BlackBerry Torch fell into a hand of a totaly opposite person my friend is.
I'm sorry... this is the best that I can help you.

 Ashlar the Tree


p/s: fuu uuuuu!  maggot! !

Edit 1 (30/1/2012)
same phone number. Must be a black money laundering scheme.


I was bored today, so i google  back the phone number 012 601 4565 . it link me back to this website. And this other money making website . And a Facebook account. A facebook fan page with 900++ folower.

D: i just want the original phone user's justice

Monday, November 28, 2011

I Kenot Brain Diz!


This crazy girl is crazy! At first I thought she was a troll but after I browse throughout her entire FB wall feed, she was indeed self-centered merciless whore. 




 Lulz, she even got herself a necklace from her deceased grandmother who she hated so much.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Old generation Problem, New Generation Suffer


Just take a look at the guy who lawnmower your garden.
How bout the guy who fill up your gas at the petrol station.
The guy who made your Roti Canai.
The cleaner who cleans your office room.
And the bunch of people working at the factory.

Now take a look at the amount of university,colleges,private company offering a place in university aboard, tuition and crash course for SPM, PMR, UPSR
Finally,the total amount of high educated graduates.

Now try to sum both up.
The only answer to both is:
OUR GENERATION  ARE SCREWED!

Our generation was raised with the belief that if we value our education and go to post-secondary we will be successful. They had learnt that education is the only ticket out from becoming a failure like them. Every parent use this scare tactic on their kids and so does every teacher in every school.

Parent:  Adik, blajar rajin2.. nanti bile da besar boleh jadi doktor. xkan nak jadi kuli orang cam papa.
Even the government support this ideology by creating more education institute including those who offer ridiculous nonsense courses such as screen program, photography, Leisure Outdoor and Adventure Management and hair design??? . You will be surprise to see the amount of people enrolling and suing.

Yes, this doesn't applied to everyone. There are still people out there working their ass out just to make a living. But how many of high educated graduates have the guts to give up their egos and stand behind some KFC counter? If they did take the job it doesn't mean that it could shut up the elderly.

Makcik A: Tau x, MakJah kerja Cashier kat Secret Recipe. Dah 4bulan kerja sana.  
MAkcik B:  Eh, bukan die blajar Accountancy kat UM ke?  Mesti pointer teruk ni takpon  gagal course.


It's NOT OUR FAULT being a cGPA 3.5 Chemical Engineering graduate pizza maker. We've got our degree but they're not hiring. At least they are working compare with other unemployed graduate who they think they're too good for those jobs because that's what the older people have been fucking telling them since birth.



p/s: unless you're pretty or handsome, you can always sell yourself as a model, stewardess, gigolo, prostitute, mistress without even bother studying.

credits: cracked





Thursday, April 15, 2010

Canceling celcom FB mobile freaking subscription





FUUUU !!!
Finally! i manage to cancel celcom Facebook subscription after they had suck up more then rm20 worth of credits from me. =_=
RM1 per week is such a pain in the aasssss.grrr

To cancel celcom FB subscription, just msg

STOP FB to 32665

picture credits: bintulu.org

Monday, December 22, 2008

Now Every one CAN'T Fly!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
i've book my flight ticket dated 28/12/08 back to UMP on 20/10/08..
and guess what......
juz 1week before heading back...
they canceled my ticket and changed it to 30/12/08 !!!!1
WTF!!!!!???/
my class start at 29/12! how could they??!
soooo bloody damn goood for their low price ticket for this! damn...=.=!
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