they are both blood-sucking parasites...
But what makes the vampires get all the attentions until the Dracula are left in the store room(where the unpopular shit is placed)
well here's why..
- Dracula are "made" ugly by the media
- They act in black and white
- The actors who act as a Dracula are mainly elderly people
- The will melt in the presence of the sun
- They don't fu*king fall in love
- They dont drive
- And they sleep in a coffin!!!
- On the other hand, Vampires has been "worshiped" all around the globe because of the Twilight phenomenon.
- Lets see... The actors are young,good looking and the have HOT bodies!
- They act in Coloured Screen!
- They F*cking Glow in the presence of the sun
- They have this romantic scene of couples falling in love~~ awwwwwww
- They drive... a VOLVO!
- And they stay in a bungalow.
Cant you see!?
Dracula have been down-standard by the vampires!!
Pity the Dracula..cant survive in the world of entertainment anymore... awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hahaha...
1 comment:
The mosquitoes make a better vampire.
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