Wednesday, December 9, 2009

what the hell is the differents between vampires and draculas?

what the hell is the different between vampires and Dracula?


they are both blood-sucking parasites...
But what makes the vampires get all the attentions until the Dracula are left in the store room(where the unpopular shit is placed)



well here's why..




  • Dracula are "made" ugly by the media
  • They act in black and white
  • The actors who act as a Dracula are mainly elderly people
  • The will melt in the presence of the sun
  • They don't fu*king fall in love
  • They dont drive
  • And they sleep in a coffin!!!


  • On the other hand, Vampires has been "worshiped" all around the globe because of the Twilight phenomenon.
  • Lets see... The actors are young,good looking and the have HOT bodies!
  • They act in Coloured Screen!
  • They F*cking Glow in the presence of the sun
  • They have this romantic scene of couples falling in love~~ awwwwwww
  • They drive... a VOLVO!
  • And they stay in a bungalow.


Cant you see!?
Dracula have been down-standard by the vampires!!

Pity the Dracula..cant survive in the world of entertainment anymore... awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hahaha... and yeah.. the girl who played Bella is a bad actress..BoOoOo~~

1 comment:

Raimi Nuruddin said...

The mosquitoes make a better vampire.

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