Final year in university was a like living hell to me! Im staying in a room with xx amount of girls and more than a half of them are rotten eggs. In fact, i dont even remember their names. LOL!
These are the typical characteristic that you can find in a demonic roommate.
The Kleptomaniac
Small items that doesnt matter to you start to get missing, eg: pencil, a few sen, paper clips, Foods, pins, panties,brooch.One day you wake up,and realize half of your wardrobe is missing. Even your other roommates and neighbor are not safe with her. She wont stop collecting and nothing can stop her.
ooo! Tea party
The Party Animal
These animal will bring in their herds into the room and partying like there's no tomorrow. Or in harmonious situation, these animal will also organize slumber party, rally party, raid party or any type of party in the room. All they can say is, Sorry for party rocking.
The Loudspeaker
She'll tell secret in the highest voice available. When she's got a headphone stuck to her head, her voice volume increase twice and sing her heart out with using her tone deaf voice. Most of the time, she'll leave the speaker on so that the whole room can know what is goingon on her laptop
The Gangsta
Doesnt give a damn to anyone. Impolite and rude to everyone. Drugs is her thing. Their overwhelming self-righteous will turn your life into a living hell.
The Gold digger
This breed doesnt need to be pretty or hot. All she need is a handphone or IM and the skills to manipulate a few guys into a friendzone relationship where each of them must come from a different social circle to avoid getting caught. She rarely meetup with them but will drain all their money before ditching them.
The DBKL or User
She will optimize the usage of every appliance, foods, toiletries or pretty much anything that is available in the room that doesnt belong to her. She even wanted to use your private items too! She has the minimal amount of shame in her. But she is a great place to dispose left over food.
The Freeloader
This is a subgenre for User. From the actual list of occupant, this freeloader isnt on the list at all. It started off as a good intention of allowing her to stay over but in the end, she's a horror cause of her insidiousness.
Can you find a cat in this picture?
The Slovenliness
She might be pretty, classy and up to date with the fashion industry but wait til you see her space. It's like a train wreck or a tsunami aftermath. Since she's all drench with expensive perfume, recycling used clothing is not a problem. In fact, you cant tell apart which clothe are freshly laundered or used cause there's too many items she had. Hoarder alert!
Mampat Edar versi Harry Potter
The Poser
She'll boast about her life, telling you all sort of crap. How rich she is. How good she is with the guitar. Junior will worship her and her fans wont stop flocking into the room to meet the superstar. But the truth is, she's nothing and all the stories are collected from various source, compressed, re-edit and re distributed. She's extreamly well in manipulating any situation.
The Attention Whore
Drama is her thing. As if everything is a drama for her. She has 1 or more trait of a party animal, loudspeaker, scandalist, gold digger, user,
She has a great amount of friends and follower on facebook, twitter and blog. Everything happen around her will be updated faster then the speed of light.
The Queen
At first glance, she look all good and nice. Slowly,she'll take over your life. Her minions will always by her side waiting for her command. She'll treat you good but once you step her toes, it will be living hell for you!
Credits: gilderoy , random pic from google
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