I Kenot Brain Diz!

This crazy girl is crazy! At first I thought she was a troll but after I browse throughout her entire FB wall feed, she was indeed self-centered merciless whore. 

 Lulz, she even got herself a necklace from her deceased grandmother who she hated so much.

World Money Chart!

the whole green section represent 1 orange color box.

the whole orange section represent 1 grey color box.

the whole grey color box represent 1 yellow color box.

the whole yellow color box represent 1 blue color box.

I stumble across this cool chart by xkcd, a chat of  Money: almost all of it, where is it, and what it can do.
the chart is entirely based on 2011 US dollar.(zoomable version here)

Things that are quite interesting in this chart:

• Largest market capacity company : Saudi Aramco $2 940 000 000 000
  -Most of the wealthiest company are petroleum based company. I bet if they cant find any new renewable energy within 50years to over come this problem, they'll might end up bankrupt. Brace yourself rupture is coming :O

Japanese earthquake has the highest estimated total damage. $235 000 000 000

PS3 120g slim cost $250 (RM875) , Xbox $200 (RM700) & Wii $150 (RM525) [try check ebay]
- The Price of the console depends on how big the capacity & the version is. Its a pity that the console price in Malaysia is so damn expensive. Average cost for a console game oversea is around $50 (est rm 175) which you can get the same price or less at lowyatt forum.

Average cost for rising a child to age 17: (in Malaysia,  probably  much cheaper)

Lower income: $150 380

Middle income: $206 920

Upper income: $ 302 860

I agree with the quote " anak itu rezeki" but it's bullshit to have 6-11 children and unable to raise them all. Ending up sending some of them to the orphanage. Congratz! Your lack of family planing has permanently scarred the life of the innocent.

Insight left, Prius Right

Prius top, Insight bottom.

• Toyota Prius is a better fuel saver then Honda Insight
   Aww! Insight looks better then Prius.=/
  
• Estimated total economic production of the human race (so far) : $2 396 950 000 000 000
  Skyrim: player.additem 00000000f2396950000000000. Fuck yeah! Im filthy rich! (cheatbook)
•  The Poor + Middle Class  household net worth= less then 9% of the total house hold net worth  of the rich people.
  The rich will always become richer. Meanwhile the mid class will work their ass out to make a living and the poor exist just to scare the shit out of the mid class to kept them working.
  
• Zynga, the corparation behind childish spamming game of Mafia Wars & all sort of -ville games worth half of Facebook value. :O
Like other social network games, Zynga had a formula of offering free-to-play game with artificial roadblocks that can only be overcome by spending money or pestering your friends (or by friending literally hundreds of people that you don't know just to get free clicks). It has no victory conditions and asynchronous game play making up the worst game play ever to exist. Much worst when people claim themselves a gamer by playing these crappy game.

Derpina: Kite ni girl gamer tau

Derp: Wow! Seriously? Jarang gile jumpe perempuan main game.. Game ape awak main?

Derpina: Farmville, CityVille, Angry birds, Castle Age, Sims Social. Oh yea! Kite Lvl 230 kat mafia   wars tauu !

Derp: ...

Zoomable chart can be review here 
Sources for the chart is available here


image credit: hansa, sciblog

Skyrim Torrent Download

It's been almost a month since i quit Ragnarok Online (LOL!!) & World Of Warcraft. Not a single game able to feed my gaming addiction until i played Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

awww I love you, Dovahkiin!!

A common failing of open-world games is that the game world has nothing to offer the player. Except a few mini games, hidden boss and achievement which is easily accomplish. Ultimately,it's just a huge lifeless world where you are force to wonder in to get to the next mission. Don't let Skyrim fool you! It's incredibly dense, pack, complex and fantastical life stimulation. You are who you play. RIP social life 11/11/11

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Teaser

Thank to my buddy, Lasso, he help sending me some illegal torrent download link for Skyrim:
Skyrim+ crack
Skyrim Manual
Skyrim Prima guide with working PDF link 
 Optional: Skyrim mods (19/11/11) facesV2, gold, eye, rain, children, FX

Min system requirement for this game:

Operating system:      Windows XP, Windows Vista, or Windows 7 (32 or 64 bit of any)
CPU                  :       Intel or AMD 2 GHz dual-core
Memory             :       2 GB RAM
Hard drive space:       6 GB free HDD space
Graphics hardware:    Direct X 9.0c compliant video card with 512 MB of RAM
Sound Hardware:       DirectX compatible sound card

This game is also available for PS3 and XBOX.

Take a look at the demo:

Just play game already! Give the game a chance by sucking up the whole game for 2-3 hours to adapt yourself with it and before you knew it, you'll be addicted to it. :D

p/s. notes from the seeder : SUPPORT THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE QUALITY SOFTWARE! IF YOU ENJOYED THIS PRODUCT, BUY IT! SOFTWARE AUTHORS DESERVE SUPPORT!!

Credits: skyrimnexus , demonoid , Raxor 1911

Student life

AAAHHHHHH! being a Student is so much fun. Life is so carefree. You're jobless money-sucker-parasite yet both of your parent are proud & love you. Nothing really matter except for a few love problem, friendship and examination. Fuck examination, as if anyone really cares about it though.  Student life will always follow these steps:

1.      Enjoy!

2.      Sit for examination (SPM)

3.      Enjoy!

4.      Get the result

5.      Cry & weep over spilled milk for a couple of days

6.      Return to normal state, Enjoy!

7.      Then beg your parent to enroll you into some crap course in some crap collage cause your result is so fucked up

8.      First PTPTN income, Enjoy Gile Babi!!

9.      Repeat step 1 to 6

10.  Graduate

11.  Enjoy!

12.  Finally (or probably) realize how doom you are in the working world.

13.  Meh, fuck that. ENJOY!!

OR you can always choose two:

Old generation Problem, New Generation Suffer

Just take a look at the guy who lawnmower your garden.
How bout the guy who fill up your gas at the petrol station.
The guy who made your Roti Canai.
The cleaner who cleans your office room.
And the bunch of people working at the factory.

Now take a look at the amount of university,colleges,private company offering a place in university aboard, tuition and crash course for SPM, PMR, UPSR
Finally,the total amount of high educated graduates.

Now try to sum both up.
The only answer to both is:
OUR GENERATION  ARE SCREWED!

Our generation was raised with the belief that if we value our education and go to post-secondary we will be successful. They had learnt that education is the only ticket out from becoming a failure like them. Every parent use this scare tactic on their kids and so does every teacher in every school.

Parent:  Adik, blajar rajin2.. nanti bile da besar boleh jadi doktor. xkan nak jadi kuli orang cam papa.

Even the government support this ideology by creating more education institute including those who offer ridiculous nonsense courses such as screen program, photography, Leisure Outdoor and Adventure Management and hair design??? . You will be surprise to see the amount of people enrolling and suing.

Yes, this doesn't applied to everyone. There are still people out there working their ass out just to make a living. But how many of high educated graduates have the guts to give up their egos and stand behind some KFC counter? If they did take the job it doesn't mean that it could shut up the elderly.

Makcik A: Tau x, MakJah kerja Cashier kat Secret Recipe. Dah 4bulan kerja sana.  

MAkcik B:  Eh, bukan die blajar Accountancy kat UM ke?  Mesti pointer teruk ni takpon  gagal course.

It's NOT OUR FAULT being a cGPA 3.5 Chemical Engineering graduate pizza maker. We've got our degree but they're not hiring. At least they are working compare with other unemployed graduate who they think they're too good for those jobs because that's what the older people have been fucking telling them since birth.

p/s: unless you're pretty or handsome, you can always sell yourself as a model, stewardess, gigolo, prostitute, mistress without even bother studying.

credits: cracked

I Pity the fools

Ever since Facebook enable sharing link application, millions of user kept sharing and spamming all sort of links. It's irritating especially those who share grotesque pictures.Kamon la! there are children on FB!
But the best part is... watching those mindless people sharing and enrage over some shared link without knowing the fact they were fed by the troLOLOLLllll


For example... this picture. For those who dont get it, its a comparison picture of Islamic leader doing their Hajj Pilgrimage . (oh yea!, i dont like politic. as long as the politician doesn't disturb me and my needs, im Ok. )
With only one glance of this pic, it's enough to make Malaysian citizen erupt with rage, QQing how double standard our prime minister is.Congratulations! you've been fed by some politic trolls!

If you're a medic, engineering, or whatever science related major, i bet you've been thought never to trust an information or distribute any information without any reference or citation from a trusted source. ( unless you've flunk out before finishing your final year project)

so here are some reference for you:
. ....

this is the best video clip that i can find so far....



Conclusion: nvr trust the internet... and Ahmadnajed loook so awesome!


credits: ShiaChat ,President , MHER news,