Monday, June 28, 2010
Heartbreaking Love stories from LowYatt forum
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Are You An ASS??!
if you answer "yes" to most of these points down here,
means u must have the ASS problem..
lets begin..Do you constantly update your status or tweets?
for example, at
1.00pm :ohhh i feel very hungry.. :'(
1.15pm :yeay going to eat soon!! :)
1.18pm :bye everybody im off to the mamak stall! ^_^V
1.30pm :burrppp~ sooo goood....
1.40pm :ohh s*it! i wanna Sh*t!!
(dude whats up with that?)
- Do you purposely do anything that will catch a persons attention?
-in a quiet train, suddenly "girl A" came and gossips loudly with "girl B" just so the cute boy at the corner will look at them.. likewise~
- Do you pretend to be grievously sick?
-you have to love me.. cox im going to die because of a stupid tumour in my head.. fufufufufuuu
- Do you pretend to be weak?
-you are walking in this "moo mall", suddenly u spotted a cute guy up front..as you walked by him, OPPSSS~ you experience a "Kaki gedik" and fell down ..to add on to the dramatic effect, you reach for your legs and scream in a gedik tone saying "ahhh my leg... it hurtss.. i cant feel my legs"(hoping that the cute guy carries you)..
or,
-you wanted to impress this girl and show off your car, you make up and transform your car into a LANCER! but the truth is, that car is just a 3rd hand old Wira.. pfftt~
sooo... if you do answer yes to most of the questions above, it means that you are having an:
Brain Reaction
Common reaction: WTF government!!? this is insane! This is madness!?!
followed by a constant mocking about this matter via Blog/forum/kedai kopi chit chat for months~
Uncommon reaction:
.. let me Google the source of this craziness....
OMAIGOD!? the increment is actually a worldwide problem?!
and the price has been conspiracies by Most of the top oil producer/supplier in the world!!?!t
he price of the oil is actually RM8 per Litter but the government has protected us by paying off RM4. o.O..oh thx gov
ANd.... OMG??? we only have a supply of oil for the next 20 years but still we are selling this almost extinct
resources for a cheap price of RM1.80??!
Friday, June 11, 2010
Kedai Jamu
JAMU STALL~ the Malaysian version of Body shop!
Perfume! Lotion! Whitening cream! And even sex enhancing items are available here!!
HAIL jamu stall~ HAIL!!
Because of you, Malaysian now can have the access to the express road of almost instant beauty~
To be a 1nation beauty, strive shall we!!
Magical cream and pills are consume like candies.
and in no time you'll be a beauty wonder~ or freaking "strongg"
You’ll be fabulously white as you wear those HYDROQUINONE cream
and TRETINOIN will rapidly cure your acne
Beside the glamorous beauty you shall achieve~
You fail to notice that there’s a price to pay for every CHEAP item you buy from there~
May u live your shortest glamorous beauty moment & live your entire life on with a detroit fugly body..
some advice for you:
Use these with your own risk.(got the info off from ondscene blog)
1- Natasya Krim Herba Gold - dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 7-75 % w/w dan tretinoin.
2- Natasya Krim Herba -dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 4-83 % w/w dan tretinoin.
3-De'Putih. Begitu kemelayuan bunyinya but actualy... brg dari filipina
For futher reading~ do read:http://ondscene.blogspot.com/2010/05/ops-black-face.html
pic credit to: sleepis my ritual
Neway~ if your kidneys and livers shutdown because of these jamu2, I will gladly RoLLinG on The FLoOR LaugHing mY Ass Out! Roflmao!!