Scumbag 9gag admin

Conspiracy Keanu Mode: ON

Found this on 9 gag today.

And yea:

http://9gag.com/amazerunner/3
http://9gag.com/packspent/2
http://9gag.com/cellhater
http://9gag.com/okaypally
http://9gag.com/electroshot
http://9gag.com/lovelytyper
http://9gag.com/greengamer
http://9gag.com/dorklove
http://9gag.com/gamelicker
http://9gag.com/raingold
http://9gag.com/kidgeek 

http://9gag.com/dorkrunner

http://9gag.com/northfroggy
http://9gag.com/mooddusty

http://9gag.com/greengamer

Love the gag, hate the people.

Since 9gag originate from Hongkong, bet it was some Chinese Farmer were hire for this job. D:

Internet and Non Internet Friends

Read a blogpost "Internet Science Field Report: Kony Ruins Friendships on Know your meme and it has so much sense in it.

Below is an excerpt from it :
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My Facebook friends can be divided into two groups: Internet and Non Internet. Internet friends are not necessarily people I have met via the internet, but rather people who work on the internet or engage in a more than casual relationship with internet culture. They understand that in some cases, a Hitler joke might be funny, and are able to spot a troll a mile away. By comparison, my Non Internet friends are normal people with day jobs who don’t know what Goatse is. They’ve probably never argued with someone about how to pronounce “GIF.”


My internet friends rarely, if ever, post anything internet culture-related on Facebook. No macros, no iterations, rarely a cute picture of a cat (unless it’s their own). More and more, however, my Non Internet friends are posting bits and pieces of internet culture, sometimes bits they’ve made themselves. Which is actually very exciting. For real. Kudos to them! I think it’s great to make something. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I honestly believe UGC is the key to a better future. In this case of Facebook, it’s also really interesting. Interesting not only as a sign of internet and mainstream culture canoodling, but also as a possible cause for a growing internet culture over saturation, experienced by those who don’t want to consume funny pictures of cats every time they log into to see what their pals are up to.

Facebook: A Website For Complaining About Facebook

My theory is that my Internet Friends don’t post meme iterations on Facebook because it is simply not great at media sharing. There are other locations like Know Your Meme, Twitter and 4chan that are much better suited. Those Non Internet folks, though, they don’t have another outlet to share their media. Forums are terrifying, comment threads are where weirdos and deviants hang out, and WTF is a Reddit? And really, for the most part, they’re right, and so … off to Facebook it is.

The thing, though, is that we don’t all really have an agreed upon use of Facebook. Some people use it for self promotion, some people use it for conversation, some for messaging and some, yes, for media sharing. But we ALL use it; in that way Facebook has become kind of like email. It is the lowest common denominator of online public, peer interactions. It’s a thing you just … do. It’s a reflex. So when someones ideal use of FB doesn’t match up with yours, it gets a little complicated. You don’t have the Twitter-style escape hatch of a non-reciprocal follow relationship. You either hide them (which then raises the complicated social question of why you friended them in the first place) or if you want to make a point, you ruthlessly un-friend them.

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Even though  the blogpost tl;dr, but there's too much win in it.
I do have internet friends and Non Internet friends on facebook
And most of the Non Internet friends consist of idiotic people.
Updating dumb bitch poses
and spamming 9gag repost as if they even know what memes are really is.

9gag WAS ok before it was infected by these Non internet a.k.a 9fag
9fag are THE worst!! A cancerous pandemic of fags.
and so as translated memes.

Id rather have debates  then seeing "OMG! My beybeiii bg iph0n3 4z!!! luv ew!! Muaxx!!" updates.
Follow me and i will follow u!
Like me and ill like ur ass too!
argh!

p/s: ive never agreed on Konydog2012



Enjoy him wiggle wiggle yeah!

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?: Part 2

Continue from the previous post

What if you're Married with Kids  and your spouse is also working with a total income of RM5000 ( RM2500 each). Minus the tax, PTPTN & epf = (RM3150)

All good things in life comes with a price

A place call home: RM1055 ( 2095)

Flat with 3 room= RM800
No more room rent ok! 

TmNet broadband 1mbps = RM110  portable broadband RM50

Topup/phone= RM100

Electricity=RM150

Water= RM5 yea! Only in Selangor bro!

Food &groceries = RM517 (1578)

Spend around RM200 for lunch at work.

Shopping at Mydin every fortnight RM317

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM550 (875)

Assuming the wife drive a brand new viva or saga.
Husband ride a motorcycle to work.

Parent=400 (475)
 parent from both side ok!

Children Package: 

Option 1: Baby maintenance= RM450  (25)

Pampers 1Malaysia=RM100  Reuseable Diaper =Free

Baby formula milk= RM100

Day care= RM300

Toys/ clothing (they grow fast!)= RM50

Option 2: Pre schooler RM450 (25)

Nursery+ day car= RM450

Option3: Primary School =RM180 (295)

Pocket money= RM100 

School Bus= RM80

Tuition = RM 80   

GG..Its alot!
Soo...Yes you can live in KL/ Lembah Klang and even have your very own family of 3 or four here!

At least for this part, it show us how hard our parent work to rise us up.

*story time*

I got a meleis "friend" whom 'I dont know how much his income is' borrowed our money. At first I thought he was facing financial difficulty due to his newborn baby. He seems urgent and desperate. It's quite weird why he doesn't want to borrow money from his bestfriends. One of them is even a pilot.Pilot are rich though.So we gave him the money and that was the last time we ever heard anything from him. It turns out that he used the money to purchase World of Warcraft expansion pack (USD$109.97 approximately RM351.904. Doesn't include proxy bypass & monthly fees) so that he could play with his bestfriends. To make things even better, he ignored us. Avoiding  us.It's been over a year now and we haven't heard anything from him. Probably he is assuming we would forget everything. !! You're old enough to use your brain, plan your  financial !

Afterlife!*tiada kaitan dgn mini story di atas*

Hope he a have a pleasant day in the real world and in the afterlife. I feel sorry for the family.

The end.

p/s: Money can change people. Dont ever lend your money to someone even if s/he is your best friend.

From a Lost Blackberry Torch to a MLM Scam Scandal

My friend lost his brand new Blackberry Torch. He has been using it for less then 2 weeks. So I help him and did a little favor of tracing back his phone.

I want this phone too!

This was the last screenshot i manage to take before "the new user" deleted me off from bbm list.

BB has their own unique pin number so no matter what happen to the phone, it's unique number still remain to the rightful owner.

A week after being deleted, I added the BB pin again using another friend's BB . Luckily.. the new owner accept my request! At first, I thought the new user might be some unaware consumer who brought the phone from some illegal phone seller...

...until I clicked on the link... http://ik.my/fireyourbossin2012..... the link redirect to http://duitterpantas.blogspot.com/

OH GOD WHYYYYYY?! WHY should this new owner post such a phishing link?! Now im in doubt who he really was, a victim or a predator. I've quickly remove him from my BBM for own safety.

Easy money to live easy in life but rot for eternal in hell.

 I kept on reading the blog... hopefully that the new owner of the phone isn't what i hope for,a scam artist. Then I saw the same exact person  from the bbm picture with the one in the blog. !!

WTF?! OLD MAN?!

And on the blogpost, there was another link which redirect me to another link. And there's more picture of him having some fine Virgin Gold dinner at Ritz London. Neway, his name is Mohamed Nordin and

Virgin Gold is a MLM. Every MLM is a lie!

You'll get filthy rich !

 And also his phone number! or his bos phone number!!

0126014565 nah! your new Sugar Daddy Phone number

Neway you can always check suruhanjaya Sekuriti Malaysia to verify if it's  a scam or not.

Click here for original version

 you're listed! ...

The FUCK is wrong with you! Not only you're using a stolen blackberry phone, you also destroy other people life by tricking them into some Get Rich Scheme. OMG!!! Repent plz!
 Ive just posted a scam related entry a few days ago, and today I'm facing both thief (assuming he stole it!) and a scam agent (yes you are!)

oh no.. I dont know what to do...
I felt pity for my friend.. the victim..
He's currently offshore on a rig doing a honest work.
While his hard earn BlackBerry Torch fell into a hand of a totaly opposite person my friend is.
I'm sorry... this is the best that I can help you.

 Ashlar the Tree

p/s: fuu uuuuu!  maggot! !

Edit 1 (30/1/2012)

same phone number. Must be a black money laundering scheme.

I was bored today, so i google  back the phone number 012 601 4565 . it link me back to this website. And this other money making website . And a Facebook account. A facebook fan page with 900++ folower.

D: i just want the original phone user's justice

Argument & Apologizing

This pie chart is only applicable for Forever-Alones where makeup sex is excluded.

Scumbag brain will always create an absolute winning monologue after an argument ended. L'esprit de l'escalier Fuuuuuuu!

Indeed apologizing is an ego buster. Sorry seems to be the hardest word.. and it hurts when it is rejected :(

Spoilers for couples : click here