Showing posts with label blogger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogger. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

Scumbag 9gag admin

Conspiracy Keanu Mode: ON


Found this on 9 gag today.

And yea:

http://9gag.com/amazerunner/3
http://9gag.com/packspent/2
http://9gag.com/cellhater
http://9gag.com/okaypally
http://9gag.com/electroshot
http://9gag.com/lovelytyper
http://9gag.com/greengamer
http://9gag.com/dorklove
http://9gag.com/gamelicker
http://9gag.com/raingold
http://9gag.com/kidgeek 
http://9gag.com/dorkrunner
http://9gag.com/northfroggy
http://9gag.com/mooddusty

Love the gag, hate the people.
Since 9gag originate from Hongkong, bet it was some Chinese Farmer were hire for this job. D:

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Copy Transform Combine

When we copy, we justified.
When others copy we vilified.

Most of us have no problem copying, as long as we are the one doing it.

There was a fuss about SOPA: PIPA back then.
Thank God it was revoke. but sadly ACTA has signed.


Blablabla.

 There's something else that is equivalent to both of them but no one is aware about it.
Trans pacific partnership agreement (6:40)
And what Malaysian citizen doesn't know is...
Our Malaysian government is quietly signing up for it!!
Check it out: Ministry of International trade and Industry Malaysia .
Where the actual main focus of this agreement is to save USA ass.
Thanks a lot government Ass licker!

If this Act pass, the government has given the green light for everyone, specifically to rich people, to make more money by suing the poor.
And everything on earth is a remix/ copy paste of everything.
 


Everything is a Remix Part 4 from Kirby Ferguson on Vimeo.

Part 3: click here
Part 2: Click here
Part 1 : click here

p/s:  some European country has revoke ACTA! yay! now Im waiting for the government next step on Trans pacific partnership agreement

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Social Media Douchebag





ohh! This is the current cliche in Malaysia's internet committee!!
These douchebag think they are some sort of internet celebrities. Shamelessly making their own"Fan" facebook page and twittering all sort of crap. Yay! ive got 5k facebook friends, 10k fan and 24k twitter followers. Yahoo!

 Social Media Douchebag (a.k.a New Media Douchebag) is a media stereotype and a derogatory label used to describe someone who ostensibly engages in social networking and other fashionable online activities for self-promotion and have been used to convey the same idea including “social media expert” and “social media guru.


I
 I'm so cool. Im using iphone. You guys should totally use it. Windows are for looser. eh! wait! what?! i dont even know what im talking about.


Yeah, yeah, it's good to know that you're providing all sort of nice makeup tip, game review, blogging tips, but most of you are actually talking crap without giving any real information. Basicly, what you did is the extract the same tactic that a MLM worker do.

 If you’ve done three or more of the following, You are guilty of being a social media douchebag.
  • Think you are an internet celebrity
  • Discuss what you had for breakfast, what to wear, brought a new stuff dll.
  • Update under influence of lyrics, random quotes, love
  • Spammer sdvgbl;rk12$@##^fmvolsd;
  • Will promote another friend who is also a Social Media Douchebag
  • Become a brand promoter. "oh i love Johnson Baby Lotion coz it's better then ky jelly aww"
  • Force other to follow you and you'll follow them back.





Finally, i highly agree with this guy.
That titty youtube prostitute should stop spamming youtube with shitty titty videoclip!!
Especialy to MEGANSPEAK. Someone please help her sign a deal with Brazzer .
F.Y.I you have a pair of very soggy tits!

Credits: Reddit, mardonet , termendousnews , knowyourmeme

Friday, December 30, 2011

Overated : Nuffnang & advertlets


Back during the civilized blogging , chat box are full with real people. They would chat and interact with each other, sharing thoughts, comment and critics. In some rare occasion, random blogwalker would come by and say "link me and I'll link you back".Well it's cool, cause you are real.

Then Nuffnang came and disturb the ecosystem.

Every click you'll get 1sen, while I take the rest of RM 1000000

Nuffnang is so overrated. I remembered nuffnang crazed hit Malaysian blogging community around 2007 if Im not mistaken. .They say "easy passive money,bro". Your blog + nuffnang = you earn money. No blog +no nuffnang = no money. Sounds like a good plan for me.So I have Been there, done that, fuck that shit.

All of the sudden, a horde of shoutout spam screaming and shouting "I've clicked ur nuffnang, click mine!". More and more blog A.S.S appear. The most easiest way to catch a lot of traffic feeds are by posting cheap blog entry related to blogging tips ( cara untuk dapatkan banyak trafic), repost/commenting blogs, a hot chick living a Jersey shore life,contest with award like "read-my-past-blog-entry contest" and some even plagiarized other blog to feed their own . Up to one point, many claim that blogs without nuffnang are lame and uncool. FUCK THAT! Only country affected by nuffnang  are attention whores.

While the the cheapass blogs gain more profit from nuffnang, other casual blogger are unaware that they have become a mare vessel in advertising nuffnang. Only a minority of unaware cheap labor nuffnang slave advertiser "I serve nuffnang" are actually successful enough to be even on their honory mention by them. Last time I checked, you need to accumulate RM120 worth of CLICKS not visit, to redeem your money. So for casual blogger, it takes months or even years to collect that amount of money unless they are creative enough to set a bot or manually spamming and forcing other people to just visit not reading their blog.

And there's another one:
Putting more blings into our pocket

Advertlets..Thank God gokita has gone out of business or else we'll be seeing 3 advertisement in one single blog.

They both have their own strategy (read here) but ultimately both are converting ASEAN region bloggers into cheesy attention whore blogger.
It's super irritating!

p/s: Sorry to all those casual nuffnang/advertlets blog advertiser, I know you're doing a honest work but you're like the force labor of 99% and they are the 1%. hohoho

sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit :D

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