Digi sux

Digi line sux especially in KL area.
Keep on dropping phone call

And i hated it more when they trying to turn memes to & spamming youtube!
Those memes belong to the internet! not for you damn bloody oligopoly .
You're just lucky that no one own the right for them or else loads of lawsuit piling up to sue you.
Oh wait, Nyancat concept belongs to Christopher Torres a.k.a prguitarman & vocaloid cover of Utauloid Momo Momone.
I bet Digi's advertisement teams are full of 9fags.

Neway, You can remove the "," (comma) from Digi's slogan kk

Time to change Digi

Scam: Fool's gold. part 2

Continue from part 1

Suddenly, the British girl can talk in Bahasa.

The Advance Broken Telephone game

Almost every orientation week, the facilitator will come out with a game call The broken telephone /  telephone buruk.
The game is pretty simple yet annoying memory game where the facilitator would whisper in some super long tongue twister sentences to the first person, and s/he will pass the message to the next person & so on. Finally the last person will reveal the sentence received by him.

.. i hate that game!

But this game is acceptable! Doodle or die! The game of telephone with drawings!

Game concept

Person A: Draws any picture they like

Person B: Captions picture

Person C: Draws picture based only off words in Person B’s caption

Person D: Captions person C picture

the picture and caption become more ridiculous as other people keep on re caption and drawing it wrong!

Are You An ASS??!

lets take this little quick test over here...
if you answer "yes" to most of these points down here,
means u must have the ASS problem..

lets begin..Do you constantly update your status or tweets?
for example, at
1.00pm :ohhh i feel very hungry.. :'(
1.15pm :yeay going to eat soon!! :)
1.18pm :bye everybody im off to the mamak stall! ^_^V
1.30pm :burrppp~ sooo goood....
1.40pm :ohh s*it! i wanna Sh*t!!

or something like what she did::
(dude whats up with that?)

• Do you purposely do anything that will catch a persons attention?

for example,
-in a quiet train, suddenly "girl A" came and gossips loudly with "girl B" just so the cute boy at the corner will look at them.. likewise~

• Do you pretend to be grievously sick?

for example,
-you have to love me.. cox im going to die because of a stupid tumour in my head.. fufufufufuuu

• Do you pretend to be weak?

for example,
-you are walking in this "moo mall", suddenly u spotted a cute guy up front..as you walked by him, OPPSSS~ you experience a "Kaki gedik" and fell down ..to add on to the dramatic effect, you reach for your legs and scream in a gedik tone saying "ahhh my leg... it hurtss.. i cant feel my legs"(hoping that the cute guy carries you)..

or,

-you wanted to impress this girl and show off your car, you make up and transform your car into a LANCER! but the truth is, that car is just a 3rd hand old Wira.. pfftt~



sooo... if you do answer yes to most of the questions above, it means that you are having an:

A.S.S.(attention seeker syndrome)

i had a haircut!!!

yes.. its true..i had a haircut..and its sooo painful!!!!if you had it before,
let me tell you that its not your ordinary average haircut..
to avoid from getting this terrible haircut, please be aware of this:-

WARNING!
[+] do not press both off your fingertips together by your hair and dragging it downwards if you have a...

• strong,
• thick,
• long,
• hair with split-ends at the end of your hair..

or you will get this..

this is way different from a paper cut which looks like this..

P/S: my hair is healthier now.. and free from split ends! yeay me!!

protect your finger from haircut!

F**k this mooo mall~

this evening, my sister and i went to this "mall"..
im being very very kind, so i wont say its name *wink*...
lets just call it moo mall.. *wink*

basically.. i love to shop there...its near,convenient, and cheap!..
however, the workers SUCK!

as well as some of those people who shop there... no offense..

as i was saying, we went there just now..
came up to the borong place to buy 1 box... YES ONE BOX of mineral water.. (cox they dont sell it in a lump sum downstairs.)

there are a lot of workers there, but they only open 3 counters..
then, theres some inconsiderate customers, who acted like a bunch of F**King A****le
all of them are pushing 2-3 trolleys to pay up..
they can just let us pay first.. cox we only have 1 item.. but they just ignore and start uploading their stuff.. we came to the counter at the same time! damn it!

and the stupid guy at the counter is damn slow... he can just multiply the same items and scan it once.. but, he chooses to scan ALL the same items one by one... what tha hell!!

then when its our turn to pay, i present my moo card..
which i just renewed it a month ago... which also made me pay a F**king RM12..
but then, the A'hole said that my moo card had expired already...
WTF!!! it even states clearly on the card that its going to expire on July!

BOILING POINT!!

then we came down stairs to buy some bed sheets..
i wanted to take the sheets on the shelf..
buts its damn high.. cant reach it..
the S***** workers saw me struggling to take the sheets.. but they just ignore and talk blah blah blah...
then i asked for their help..
turns out he cant reach it too.... pity the fool..
hahahahahahahahahahhahaa

its a good thing that i cool down fast...
so i continue shopping with a good mood...(after blowing up in anger at the worker..hahaha)




this is the moo mall.... *wink*

hotel house phone??

What is the first thing that came into your mind if you saw this picture:
house phone? a room made especially for phones,full with phones, bla bla bla....

but it turns out just to be like this only.... =.="



a phone on the wall..by the corridor...swtnesss.....

Graph?!

Graph speaks a thousand words...





credits: Graph jam

Religious review?

I took this picture off from obefiend's blog ..
and hell yeah! i do agree with that quote.
Some fanatic fagots are such a pain in the ass and they should reconsider themselves before doing something stupid, especial if they are doing it in the name of God.

ohhhh i wanna watch youuuuuu!!!! no more...

movie trailer is like a sneak peek into a movie before you actually watch it.. duhhhhh~
however, Ive been disappointed by movie trailer soooooo many times...
FUCK IT!~

every time i watch a trailer(which i think is worth the time watching and interesting at the same time), i would be soooooooooooooooooooo excited!! yeay!but i miss judge those unknown,unpopular,boring,sucky movies... damn it!!
which wasted my time,money and space in the comp. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

fuck movies like the boat that rocked!
or 500 days of summer...

or even the time travelers wife..
fuck the movie!!.... no offense..but its just too dull...boring...and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

K....

What if u texted someone... For example.

U texted....."jom kuar tgk wayang!!, aku pickup ko kul 10 mlm nanti."
Then someone s/he reply... "k"

or

U texted... " i love u and i missed u soo much..=("
And s/he replied... "k"


OMGWTFBBQQQQQQQQQ rAWWWRRRRrragghhhhhh!!!!
"K" is the most evil, sinister, cruel text answer to reply to someone.
How pissed off would u be after texting him/she and waited hour&hour for him/she to reply but in the end all u get is a "K"???!.

YES! I mean.. It's a freakkkking "K". A stand alone "K" . "K" itself without any other words or symbols attached to it. a "K"!!!
But if u add "K" with a or multiple fullstop ("K...") , or add "O" ("OK") it would sound much-much nicer to read then just a "K"

Neway....saying "K" is basically saying "fuck you, don't talk to me", but in a slightly polite way.




credits: "k." is the most brutal text answer.

Words anyone?

i realized that my favorite word to say,changes as new things come into my life.

before this, every single sentences I've said must have the word TAIK in it.
for example:- Blah laaa taik!
- Taik gile ko ni.
- ko ni taik betol la..

then, the word taik seemed to be outdated and a new word came into my everyday sentences!~
Which is GAY~
this word will be referred to everyone and everything.
GAY is like the new POYO.
for example:- (Persons name) gay~ even though he/she is not gay..simply saying..
- gay gile ko ni.(same sentences as above,but the taik is changed into gay)

when i started working, the word Gay disappears.. (cox the word gay is very sensitive).
So.... Mr.Old friend,FUCKER came into my world..
so now, every single sentences i could finish must have the word fucker in it! hahahaha

divorced

married and divorced


I was married to 10 guys for the whole 2 years of my life.
And i divorced them, one by one since 18 Nov.
On 8th Dec, i finally divorced my last husband... Chemy..

well here's my story.
--my first husband, Tan Bie Em(pronounced B.M), was always a smooth talker..but he was too schematic. Everything must be so damn perfect! Gosh!!~ (divorced on 18 Nov.)
--then, my second husband, Eng Lish king (pronounced English king), was just like my 1st husband
(but he is not so crazy like the first 1)~~(divorced on 19 Nov.)
--3rd husband, Sej Ara gopal (pronounced Sejarah Gopal) is very hot headed and mean!
he likes to beat me up! (bencii nyeeee!!)~~(ask for divorce on 18Nov,officially divorced on 19Nov.)
--4th husband, Ahmad Erasti (pronounced Ahmad EST) i just cant comment anything on him.. He's too quiet.(devorced on 20Nov.)
--5th husband,Mr Mathi Matics (pronouned Mr mathematics) i know he loves me soo much! we have a strong bond with each other!~ awwwww (divorced on 23 Nov.)

~Skip~

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~SKIP~

--9th husband, Epiz, we love each other soo much~ however, theres people who dont like it when we are together.. wuuuuuuuuuuu (divorced on 3 Dec.)

--and lastly, my true and longest lover, Chemy!!!~~i will not forget the nights that we have together~ muaxxXxXXXx (divorced on 8 Dec.)

huhu so thats the story of my 10 husbands that are devorced in 21 days

what tha hell is that?!

what tha hell does that look like???
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yes saye memang x de keje..
bored!


okok.. those are actually.....

-monkeys-!

what did i do on 14/2/09

yes yuna.. you can say it over n over again..
im a loooser..
hahahaha..

-the only one who didnt get any presents or even a rose from anyone..
-staying alone at home when my friends are out with their partners..
-eating vanilla ice cream alone while watching a valentines marathon..
-drying my tears watching ps: i love you..
-listening to a guy bla.. bla.. bla bout his girlfriend lolx...

what da heck!~
i did finished my homework!
hahaa..ha..ha... yes.... looser..

hmmm...

u are ....ermmm...good looking la... butttt.....

no offense dude..

ur acting sux.

soooo annoyinggggggg

there's this not so big...
but super annoying mosquito in our house.........@@!
and it juz can't stop making eerieee noises..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and it mostly sound something like diz
[in a very high pitch sound that would likely 2 burst ur eardrum]

"apiiiieeeeeeeettt..napeee x maaaakaaaannn laaaagieeeee"

or like diz

" tieeeeepppuuu...ana bo'ooooooooooong"



to make sure that we're safe, we usualy ran away 4 safety.

f**kiN LoOooseR!?

im bored and seriously i have nothing to do.. soo ill just crap crap crap with all this nonsense ya?

hehehehehehe

well.. this is the way i say fu*kin looooser (as a hand sign la.. duhh)

its a combination of f*uck...

and loser