Showing posts with label university life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label university life. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Business proposal for the rich: Private University

If you're damn bloody rich and you dont know where to invest your money in, here's one of the best solution:

Private University


Reason: Low cost &high return.


Most of the courses offer will cause massive amount of unemployment which will eventually leads to people qq & dont want to pay PTPTN. (well WTF you enroll in those course in the 1st place?)
Courses that must included are ( a.k.a all in low and shit tier):

1) Business
2) Art & Design
- -Computer Graphic Design
- -Multimedia Application
- -Product Design
- -Fashion Design
- -Game art
- -Sound and Music

3) Hospitality & tourism
- -Pastry Arts
- -Hotel Management
- -Tourism Management
- -Culinary Arts

4) Media studies
- -Broadcasting & Film
- -Journalism
- -Advertising &Marketing Communications
- -Public Relations

5) Social
- -Mass communication

6) IT
- -Information Technology
- -Telecommunication Technology

Registration fees are cheap: around rm50-250, chances of getting a place is about 80%.
Initial fees: RM1800-5000, one time payment upon registration.
The tuition fees are bloody expensive: RM1800- 5000 per subject.
some university offer  lumpsum payment per semester, around rm3-10k.

Part time MBA in MMU, cost RM1800 per subject.
1 class consist of 20-30 people.
1 class : once a week.
lecturer require for teaching: 1 with salary of rm5000 la
Duration for 1 subject to complete: 1 1/2 month.
total min money generated: (20 student): RM36 000

WTF! its just slides and presentation. not even experiment! except computer classes which require computers. You can always import foreign lecturers to teach which can be hire at a very cheap price.
In fact, ive got a friend who's a lecturer in Lim Kok Wing  teaches 6 subject that s/he never learn before, totally different than the course that s/he took in university.

There was once a program offer by Segi collage konon2nya mau help poor people to study, blajar dulu bayar kemudian. This happen around 2006 2007,  those unfortunant student enter and study free for the first sem, but when they enter the second sem, the admin demands money. Some cant pay, and ended up blacklisted. Some rebel, saying that the program was assured by Segi when they first enrolled. The person incharge for the program  "M.I.A" and case close but those student still need to pay off the debt thus crushing all their hope and dreams.

If you venture into God-tier courses like medical or engineering, you can even rip them off by offering pre-med at the cost of RM19,610. Imagine the cost for degree. gg

Im not saying that private university are all crap and money maker. Some do have good teaching quality like Taylors, Monash ( tier 5 university but the fees are freaking babi mahal), in the end, its all about the money.




P/s: KLMU,Kuala Lumpur Metropolitan University College, (Lyric: i wonder what in life got for me, discover blabla, must be at KLMU) the annoying advertistment that u heard on the radio, TV, opening before cinema is actualy a third tier university.
and Nilai International College aka Lagenda college is a LOL

So before student invest their money for education, they should make a background check and don't be fool by the advertisement k! It is better to spend your money in a 4th/ 5th tier university than paying more for a 3rd, 2nd tier university.





Monday, February 27, 2012

Roommates from hell!

Love the fact that im already graduated and working.

Final year in university was a like living hell to me! Im staying in a room with xx amount of  girls and more than a half of them are rotten eggs. In fact, i dont even remember their names. LOL!



These are the typical characteristic that you can find in a demonic roommate.




The Kleptomaniac
Small items that doesnt matter to you start to get missing, eg: pencil, a few sen, paper clips, Foods, pins, panties,brooch.One day you wake up,and realize half of your wardrobe is missing. Even your other roommates and neighbor are not safe with her. She wont stop collecting and nothing can stop her.


ooo! Tea party


The Party Animal
These animal will bring in their herds into the room and partying like there's no tomorrow. Or in harmonious situation, these animal will also organize slumber party, rally party, raid party or any type of party in the room.  All they can say is, Sorry for party rocking.

The Loudspeaker
She'll tell secret in the highest voice available. When she's got a headphone stuck to her head, her voice volume increase twice and sing her heart out with using her tone deaf voice. Most of the time, she'll leave the speaker on so that the whole room can know what is goingon on her laptop


The Gangsta
Doesnt give a damn to anyone. Impolite and rude to everyone. Drugs is her thing. Their overwhelming self-righteous will turn your life into a living hell.



The Gold digger
This breed doesnt need to be pretty or hot. All she need is a handphone or IM and the skills to manipulate a few guys into a friendzone relationship where each of them must come from a different social circle to avoid getting caught. She rarely meetup with them but will drain all their money before ditching them.


The DBKL or User
She will optimize the usage of every appliance, foods, toiletries or pretty much  anything that is available in the room that doesnt belong to her. She even wanted to use your private items too! She has the minimal amount of shame in her. But she is a great place to dispose left over food.

The Freeloader
This is a subgenre for User. From the actual list of occupant, this freeloader isnt on the list at all. It started off as a good intention of allowing her to stay over but in the end, she's a horror cause of her insidiousness.

Can you find a cat in this picture?

The Slovenliness
She might be pretty, classy and up to date with the fashion industry but wait til you see her space. It's like a train wreck or a tsunami aftermath. Since she's all drench with expensive perfume, recycling used clothing is not a problem. In fact, you cant tell apart which clothe are freshly laundered or used cause there's too many items she had. Hoarder alert!

Mampat Edar versi Harry Potter

The Poser
She'll boast about her life, telling you all sort of crap. How rich she is. How good she is with the guitar. Junior will worship her and her fans wont stop flocking into the room to meet the superstar. But the truth is, she's nothing and all the stories are collected from various source, compressed, re-edit and re distributed. She's extreamly well in manipulating any situation.


The Attention Whore
Drama is her thing. As if everything is a drama for her. She has 1 or more trait of a party animal, loudspeaker, scandalist, gold digger, user,
She has a great amount of friends and follower on facebook, twitter and blog. Everything happen around her will be updated faster then the speed of light.


The Queen
At first glance, she look all good and nice. Slowly,she'll take over your life. Her minions will always by her side waiting for her command.  She'll treat you good but once you step her toes, it will be living hell for you! 


Credits: gilderoy , random pic from google

Monday, January 12, 2009

where did my money goOoO??


new sem start and in goes the money...
~PTPTN~
yesh...u'll get rich doing nothing.
the shopping malls get unusually crowded..
couples in hand..buying stuff for their partner...
friends hanging out together..emptying their wallet out on nothing...
and one day they realize..
that they're getting short on money...
they'll turn to their parent...
calling....asking for money..lying that this sem consume so much money on education..
or the cafe is damn too expensive... (this one is true..haha)

and when the working life start...
u will finally realize the burden of debt u own from all the joy in ur university's life..
is there hunting u..
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