ThE pAsT WiLL CatCh yoU Up As You RaN FaSteR

Social Media Douchebag

2012-02-18T05:44:00.003+08:00

ohh! This is the current cliche in Malaysia's internet committee!!
These douchebag think they are some sort of internet celebrities. Shamelessly making their own"Fan" facebook page and twittering all sort of crap. Yay! ive got 5k facebook friends, 10k fan and 24k twitter followers. Yahoo!

Social Media Douchebag (a.k.a New Media Douchebag) is a media stereotype and a derogatory label used to describe someone who ostensibly engages in social networking and other fashionable online activities for self-promotion and have been used to convey the same idea including “social media expert” and “social media guru.

I'm so cool. Im using iphone. You guys should totally use it. Windows are for looser. eh! wait! what?! i dont even know what im talking about.

Yeah, yeah, it's good to know that you're providing all sort of nice makeup tip, game review, blogging tips, but most of you are actually talking crap without giving any real information. Basicly, what you did is the extract the same tactic that a MLM worker do.

If you’ve done three or more of the following, You are guilty of being a social media douchebag.

Think you are an internet celebrity
Discuss what you had for breakfast, what to wear, brought a new stuff dll.
Update under influence of lyrics, random quotes, love
Spammer sdvgbl;rk12$@##^fmvolsd;
Will promote another friend who is also a Social Media Douchebag
Become a brand promoter. "oh i love Johnson Baby Lotion coz it's better then ky jelly aww"
Force other to follow you and you'll follow them back.

Finally, i highly agree with this guy.
That titty youtube prostitute should stop spamming youtube with shitty titty videoclip!!
Especialy to MEGANSPEAK. Someone please help her sign a deal with Brazzer .
F.Y.I you have a pair of very soggy tits!

Credits: Reddit, mardonet , termendousnews , knowyourmeme

Work Work!

2012-02-08T09:59:00.001+08:00

More work?

Oh God!!!!
Too much work!!!!

Wanna go berserk and scream "Work is da Poop!!!"

I wont be around for a couple of weeks.
No time to play games, blogging nor eat or sleep!!
.. the good news

i lost 4kg during this period of strenuousness ! yay!

The bad News,

Im going to miss the Love is in the air seasonal event!!! nooooo
Havent even touched my borrowed PS3 from Eleena ! nooooo!
Still havent paid for the preorder ff13-2 lightning edition PS3! noooo!!
loosing alot of hair due to stress.. nooo!!!
my room is a mess... Nooo!!!
I think im hallucinating .. Nooo!!!!!

Too much work to be handle! D:

To make thing worse, Im starting my Master tomorrow . D:

Will be back on 25/2/2012. hopefully..

My ultimate WoW quiting gesture: Figure Print

2012-02-02T10:34:00.000+08:00

I love my Human Priest,Yunaku. Ive been playing this class for more then 3years now & I dont see any strong reason for me to quit this game yet.

I hate Blizzard for neglecting Priest role in game, they deserve a full makeover! Unlike other 2nd class hybrid healer class like holy paladin, Druid tree and restoration shaman, Priest are meant to be THE BEST HEALER CLASS in all area including battleground and Arena. Not limited to Raids and dungeons! Hope they will make a total makeover for Priest in the Mist of Pandaria expension. D:

But if I do quit wow, I will forever immortalized my sweet2 Yunaku in a jar ontop of my pc.

Behold! Yunaku Action figure Prototype!:

Seriously, this is real!

Figure Print, the only authorized wow dealer that can make your own one-of-a kind action figure based on your character in game armory!!
You can choose over 20 poses from battle roar to /sit.

The cost for the whole statue it cost USD$129.95 (RM415.84) which I can consider as cheap! Costume made bro! Even the mass production action figure cost more than that.
For the Bust statue, it cost USD $69.95(RM 223.84).

Credits to eliskaya & hisblog .Seems like he quit wow after getting this action figure :(

I am going to get one after I quit wowing!~ :D

Review on New Malaysian Coins

2012-01-31T13:28:00.000+08:00

Uh no... the new 50sen is an epic failure! Smaller then 20 Sen seriously!?

Even 10Sen's weight feels far more relevant than the new coin.

You can barely see the details of the new 50sen to be compare with the old 1991 coin

Look like a misshaped arcade token.

take note of the crooked dent at the edge of the coin.

p/s: I want the old coin!

Email. Sms. and. the. Novelty. Handwritten. Letters.

2012-01-30T09:58:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was AJL night and i dont give a fuck.

I remember back in 1999, I was among the lucky one to enjoy the internet. Owning an Email was something to be proud back then. My first email was *_anglez@hotmail.com. Not ANGEL, heavenly angel but ANGLE, bucu meja. D:
.. now I have 5 active email including one costume made email, @tidusyuna.com .

Every email that pop into my inbox was more then enough to make me blast with joy. Forward email was my favorite. I even received an email from The Prince of Nigeria!! Unaware that it was a scam, I politely decline his highness offer saying that Im too young to be involve with political event.

I'm 12 and what is this?

Time passed by...

No more anonymous love letters in random unexpected places. A simple yet annoying sms "hi, bley berkenalan" is replaced. We can no longer determine, who really has the guts to express their feeling or a chicken hiding behind a sms.

Wedding card are replaced with facebook picture tag and facebook event. Aint sure if the poster is actually really inviting or doesnt give a fuck who come or not.

Raya card used to be a vital part of festive decoration but now, who the hell would print out facebook picture tag,email or sms and decorate it around the house?

'Karangan surat tak rasmi' used to be a reasonable lesson to be learn back then. You may drop this syllabus now,Mr Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin and replaced it with "penulisan blog".

Pen pal barely exist but the amount of attention whores are over 9000.

Stamp collection is now an exotic hobby. Even stamps from banks& bills are replaced with rubber stamp.

I missed the old time.

Perhaps a letter could cheer me up. :P

P/s: PM Najib is the one responsible for PTS back in 1996!! fuu! U utterly ruin my childhood by implementing such an irrelevant exam for minor!

Gamer for President!

2012-01-25T09:15:00.000+08:00

ok..this is a repost from my other blog.

She's such an inspiration for me to play more!!! MUAHAHAHAA

I Wish I Was Kidding

2012-01-19T11:07:00.001+08:00

One of my favourite childhood game

No, seriously!

"from Hasbro the company that brought you transformer"

FUU?! Seriously Hasbro??.

Credits memebase
Reference: 1 2 3 4 5

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?: Part 2

2012-01-18T09:00:00.000+08:00

Continue from the previous post

What if you're Married with Kids and your spouse is also working with a total income of RM5000 ( RM2500 each). Minus the tax, PTPTN & epf = (RM3150)

All good things in life comes with a price

A place call home: RM1055 ( 2095)

Flat with 3 room= RM800
No more room rent ok!

~~TmNet broadband 1mbps = RM110 portable broadband RM50~~

Topup/phone= RM100

Electricity=RM150

Water= RM5 yea! Only in Selangor bro!

Food &groceries = RM517 (1578)

Spend around RM200 for lunch at work.

Shopping at Mydin every fortnight RM317

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM550 (875)

Assuming the wife drive a brand new viva or saga.
Husband ride a motorcycle to work.

Parent=400 (475)
parent from both side ok!

Children Package:

Option 1: Baby maintenance= RM450 (25)

~~Pampers 1Malaysia=RM100~~ Reuseable Diaper =Free

Baby formula milk= RM100

Day care= RM300

Toys/ clothing (they grow fast!)= RM50

Option 2: Pre schooler RM450 (25)

Nursery+ day car= RM450

Option3: Primary School =RM180 (295)

Pocket money= RM100

School Bus= RM80

~~Tuition = RM 80~~

GG..Its alot!
Soo...Yes you can live in KL/ Lembah Klang and even have your very own family of 3 or four here!

At least for this part, it show us how hard our parent work to rise us up.

*story time*

I got a meleis "friend" whom 'I dont know how much his income is' borrowed our money. At first I thought he was facing financial difficulty due to his newborn baby. He seems urgent and desperate. It's quite weird why he doesn't want to borrow money from his bestfriends. One of them is even a pilot.Pilot are rich though.So we gave him the money and that was the last time we ever heard anything from him. It turns out that he used the money to purchase World of Warcraft expansion pack (USD$109.97 approximately RM351.904. Doesn't include proxy bypass & monthly fees) so that he could play with his bestfriends. To make things even better, he ignored us. Avoiding us.It's been over a year now and we haven't heard anything from him. Probably he is assuming we would forget everything. !! You're old enough to use your brain, plan your financial !

Afterlife!*tiada kaitan dgn mini story di atas*

Hope he a have a pleasant day in the real world and in the afterlife. I feel sorry for the family.

The end.

p/s: Money can change people. Dont ever lend your money to someone even if s/he is your best friend.

Can I live in KL/Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500?

2012-01-17T14:32:00.001+08:00

Can you survive staying in KL with an income of RM2500 and still save enough money for emergency?

Lets calculate:

Assuming:

1) you're single not married can be either in a relationship or forever alone

2) graduated with a degree. 3year course with PTPTN RM21000

3) Anak yg xlupa diri

4) not a smoker. If smoker, assume casual smoker = deduct RM150 to the total sum

5) xsedudukan ( if you're in a relationship)

6) Rent only

WOW RM1000!

Income RM 2500

Tax= RM0 (RM2500)

Thank God!

Income tax

EPF

EPF / KWSP = RM275 ( RM2225)

Doesnt matter. This money if for your retirement.

PTPTN= RM150 (1575)

every month for 11.6 years. I super hate those who recklessly spend their PTPTN loan during their university life. It's a LOAN !! PINJAMAN!

~~Insurans= RM150~~

Fuck this shit. Most Meleis dont have insurans. They have super power and fueled by tenaga batin.

~~ASB Loan/ ASB Saving =RM100~~

Fuck this shit. Im still young and I dont need this.

~~Wedding plan= RM100~~

Fuck this shit! Im marrying someone rich!In KL, the minimum cost for a wedding is RM30000 and doesn't include tunang, Mas kawin & hantaran.

~~Credit Card = RM XXX~~

Fuck this shit! My pocket is always full of money!!

Sewa umah/ sewa bilik + Electricity+ Internet+ water + topup hp =RM500(RM1725)

hoho.. average room rent is around rm300. For the whole flat rent round RM600. Apartment 3room RM800. Double storey house RM 1200

Car+Oil+Tol+ Car Park= RM500 (875)

Assuming you're owning a brand new viva or saga.

Parents = RM200 (1375)

Why not? they are already old. It is time for us to pay back what they have sacrifice for us.

Food & Groceries= RM310 (565)

RM5 for lunch every working day= 22*5 = 110 xkan nak puase tiap ari

breakfast/home cook/dine out/keropok/junk food/ = 200.. need KFC, McD

Optional: Leisure = RM200 (365)

LoL why not? It's your own money. You deserve to enjoy it. buy some clothes, shoes, blanje awek.

Average shoe price: RM50

Average shirt/blouse: RM50

Average money spend on gaming: RM100(ori), Pirate: Rm5

Average movie ticket: RM10

Average monthly payment for smartphone at Maxis/Celcom/Digi center : RM50

Average spend on makeup/toiletries : RM50

Average cost needed for every outing : RM50

Average time to hangout with friends: once a week.. 4time a month. For lover: 8times a month

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At the end of the month, you have RM365 to save! So it is possible to live in KL/ Lembah Klang with a total income of RM2500.

Congrats! :D

Rant #1: Heart breaker

2012-01-11T16:21:00.001+08:00

I admit that I have made a terrible mistake in the past.
I broke someone heart and left him without any single fucking explanation.
Ignore him and just vanished without any trace.

At first I felt like it's OK,what I'm doing is right.
But the guilt has finally catch up.

I do had explain to him ALOT in the past but he wouldn't understand.
I have tried to hold on for so long on to the relationship that seems to be so unreal.
But i cant.
Ive left him, but i was too weak.
Eventually i ran back at him.
I loved him but I cant be with him.
There's a wide gap between us.
I cant live the life that you live and it is so hard to adapt to it.
I know that you too disagree with me about the life im currently living in but there's nothing I can do about it.
This freaking stresses me out.

We have a very big age gap between us.
Im afraid the longer you wait for me, you'll have lesser chance to meet the ONE.
And i can feel it that I am not the One for you.
I dont want to see you grow old alone.
I would rather see you happy with your wifey and child.
At least by the age of 50, you still have the time for you to manage your time and economic status for your family... if you get what i mean..
I dont want to waste your life waiting even though it hurt me too.

And the only solution is to run away.
Im sorry for leaving without any news.
It is not because im being selfish.
Im doing it for your own good.
Cause you would never giveup until and I need to do something drastic.
Drastic enough to shatter your heart into pieces.
It's the only way.
Im weak ok.
Without me, i know you will survive.
You've always been a fighter.
It hurts but I know you will finally get over me.
Time will heal you.
And I see that you have already moved on.
But it pains me to see that you're slowly returning to your old life again.
Im deeply sorry if I am the one who turn you back.
Im sorry.
Truly I am.
It took years to finally have the courage to write this.
And yet im scared to tell it directly to you.
Only to post it in this blog, hoping one day you might read it.
Anyway, I hope all the best for you.

Cherry & Chery

Political Talk vs Artist Gossip

2012-01-09T10:29:00.000+08:00

There's a common line between political talk and artist gossip = To traduce someone a.k.a Mengumpat .

And when i say Artist, it covers all recording & free lance artist, actors, attention whore, public figures and pretty much everyone that has a factual or fictional citation on the net. For political, every single damn political party, person with power, your working space or even the school badan wakil pelajar.

Its a very great conversation topic that can strengthen the bond between two person despite their
own status or mentality level.

Example of political chat or gossip
Politic:

Abu: Ketua party Bintang kne tangkap polis!
ALi: ye ke?! cite2

Gossip:

Abu: Kasha Sandal menyundal kne tangkap basah dengan Jais!
Ali: ye ke?! cite2

... but if we remove those political or artist from the conversation, it would be such a boring chat.

Abu: Kasim kne tangkap basah dlm raid Jais&polis
Ali: Huh? sape plak Kasim ni.

Oh fuu! I freaking hate politic.

So, what set them apart ?

1. Artist are being brought to fame to entertain the whole society.
Politician are being paid by tax payer to create a better place.

2. Artist: the society has every damn right to bash, critic, gossip, morally degrade or even strip off the Artist dignity for good... Well they choose this path, it's the price they need to pay for eternal! Even if they die, people will still mock them for generation.

Politician: doesn't mean the society has all the right to bash, critic, gossip blabla the politician. They have power that can destroy a single person in the society in order to make them as an example for the other.

3. Artist: Reputation with the Social society will affect their job and career. A slightest mistake can permanently damage the artist career for good. eg: Mawi

Politician: Bad Reputation with the society is ok as long as cronies are well fed, the politician will survive aftermath.

nah! eye candy. IDK who they are except for Siti Nur Haliza

Anyway, enjoying this cheap entertainment once a while is ok. Too much politic and gossiping can permanently degrade your own intelligence value. Dont be so obsessive! Or you will turn into some hardcore worship minion that is so dumb that you will eventually turn yourself into an unexpected entertainment artist for other to enjoy mocking on you and yet the artist or the politician that you worship wont even give a damn about you.

Pic Credits: sandiwara, barbelas

Banjir: Intermediate level

2012-01-06T18:21:00.003+08:00

Hy33ee eiUu!!
Hik. hik. h!k.. tiTew p3rnAt tAws.
KerJa bAnnnNNyakksss gyL3wss qaRhs!!
m3ncieW!!!!
emMmmssS ... tadie3 +iTerw nng0k bdArks sk0wLarh.
Windo000!!
sHyyio0kk +0L jd m3r3ka...
xd3 k0m!tm33nzzz. nj0yyy jeWh aaRrhsxx!
JLe0usssn33www!
Nuqx barL1ks 0maaa!!!!
iTerW cAm tArk dq mo0d j3ww nT0x waRtpap3w niehhh....
sob... s0b...sobb...
ohhh! eeppi3yy niEw YiiEr!
wurPer nrk w15shh. hik.. hik.. hiik..1
m0gaa mUd4ah2 aUn n!ew k0wuNkss caPa1 dWwermZzz koWunQ! <3
SyeWw cyUnnKs kaM0o0!

p/s: i k3n0t bWaiNzz dHiss siiHt larhh s0bb soBbz.... :(

The Advance Broken Telephone game

2012-01-05T15:10:00.001+08:00

Almost every orientation week, the facilitator will come out with a game call The broken telephone / telephone buruk.
The game is pretty simple yet annoying memory game where the facilitator would whisper in some super long tongue twister sentences to the first person, and s/he will pass the message to the next person & so on. Finally the last person will reveal the sentence received by him.

.. i hate that game!

But this game is acceptable! Doodle or die! The game of telephone with drawings!

Game concept

Person A: Draws any picture they like

Person B: Captions picture

Person C: Draws picture based only off words in Person B’s caption

Person D: Captions person C picture

the picture and caption become more ridiculous as other people keep on re caption and drawing it wrong!

From a Lost Blackberry Torch to a MLM Scam Scandal

2012-01-01T21:14:00.001+08:00

My friend lost his brand new Blackberry Torch. He has been using it for less then 2 weeks. So I help him and did a little favor of tracing back his phone.

I want this phone too!

This was the last screenshot i manage to take before "the new user" deleted me off from bbm list.

BB has their own unique pin number so no matter what happen to the phone, it's unique number still remain to the rightful owner.

A week after being deleted, I added the BB pin again using another friend's BB . Luckily.. the new owner accept my request! At first, I thought the new user might be some unaware consumer who brought the phone from some illegal phone seller...

...until I clicked on the link... http://ik.my/fireyourbossin2012..... the link redirect to http://duitterpantas.blogspot.com/

OH GOD WHYYYYYY?! WHY should this new owner post such a phishing link?! Now im in doubt who he really was, a victim or a predator. I've quickly remove him from my BBM for own safety.

Easy money to live easy in life but rot for eternal in hell.

I kept on reading the blog... hopefully that the new owner of the phone isn't what i hope for,a scam artist. Then I saw the same exact person from the bbm picture with the one in the blog. !!

WTF?! OLD MAN?!

And on the blogpost, there was another link which redirect me to another link. And there's more picture of him having some fine Virgin Gold dinner at Ritz London. Neway, his name is Mohamed Nordin and

Virgin Gold is a MLM. Every MLM is a lie!

You'll get filthy rich !

And also his phone number! or his bos phone number!!

0126014565 nah! your new Sugar Daddy Phone number

Neway you can always check suruhanjaya Sekuriti Malaysia to verify if it's a scam or not.

Click here for original version

you're listed! ...

The FUCK is wrong with you! Not only you're using a stolen blackberry phone, you also destroy other people life by tricking them into some Get Rich Scheme. OMG!!! Repent plz!
Ive just posted a scam related entry a few days ago, and today I'm facing both thief (assuming he stole it!) and a scam agent (yes you are!)

oh no.. I dont know what to do...
I felt pity for my friend.. the victim..
He's currently offshore on a rig doing a honest work.
While his hard earn BlackBerry Torch fell into a hand of a totaly opposite person my friend is.
I'm sorry... this is the best that I can help you.

Ashlar the Tree

p/s: fuu uuuuu! maggot! !

Edit 1 (30/1/2012)

same phone number. Must be a black money laundering scheme.

I was bored today, so i google back the phone number 012 601 4565 . it link me back to this website. And this other money making website . And a Facebook account. A facebook fan page with 900++ folower.

D: i just want the original phone user's justice

Malaysian beware! : Power Balance Scam

2012-01-01T17:13:00.000+08:00

Today ive found joy in reading Aidid Mu'addib's blog. He has shown all the proof needed to take down a scammer and yet stupid Malaysian still fell for it. *maybe due to lack of promotion D:

Today~ Id like to introduce you to Power Balance, a super power bracelet that can balance your retardness and stupidity by wearing it! That include artist like Kadarshian, Lindsay Lohan, Zac Efron, Joe Jonas and alot more!

I know about this scam long time ago but recently, I've notice a sudden trend in Malaysia where small kids up to old people are using this band.WTF?!

Power balance has admitted their scam around early last year, and file bankruptcy on November 22 2011. may have to cough up $57 million for misleading customers, according to TMZ.

yeah I know you lied

One bracelet cost about USD 30 or RM99. Still cheap to be compare with Dr Jism electronic therapy. For your information, Jism stand for semen. WTF is wrong with consumer? Cant you even notice the product name itself is made to fuck the consumer poket money dry.

Neway, these fake bracelet of the original scam version are available for Usd 0.52 ... RM 1.5. So dont be fool twice by both original PowerBalance supplier and fake supplier.

p/s: When will Al- jabbar, Hai-O, E-dynium, Quest net, score A, Biodisc, Bioaura, and all other crap MLM scam will ever face any legal lawsuit.

Credits: all in link above, THANKS AIDID MU'adid!

Overated : Nuffnang & advertlets

2011-12-30T11:58:00.001+08:00

Back during the civilized blogging , chat box are full with real people. They would chat and interact with each other, sharing thoughts, comment and critics. In some rare occasion, random blogwalker would come by and say "link me and I'll link you back".Well it's cool, cause you are real.

Then Nuffnang came and disturb the ecosystem.

Every click you'll get 1sen, while I take the rest of RM 1000000

Nuffnang is so overrated. I remembered nuffnang crazed hit Malaysian blogging community around 2007 if Im not mistaken. .They say "easy passive money,bro". Your blog + nuffnang = you earn money. No blog +no nuffnang = no money. Sounds like a good plan for me.So I have Been there, done that, fuck that shit.

All of the sudden, a horde of shoutout spam screaming and shouting "I've clicked ur nuffnang, click mine!". More and more blog A.S.S appear. The most easiest way to catch a lot of traffic feeds are by posting cheap blog entry related to blogging tips ( cara untuk dapatkan banyak trafic), repost/commenting blogs, a hot chick living a Jersey shore life,contest with award like "read-my-past-blog-entry contest" and some even plagiarized other blog to feed their own . Up to one point, many claim that blogs without nuffnang are lame and uncool. FUCK THAT! Only country affected by nuffnang are attention whores.

While the the cheapass blogs gain more profit from nuffnang, other casual blogger are unaware that they have become a mare vessel in advertising nuffnang. Only a minority of ~~unaware cheap labor nuffnang slave advertiser~~ "I serve nuffnang" are actually successful enough to be even on their honory mention by them. Last time I checked, you need to accumulate RM120 worth of CLICKS not visit, to redeem your money. So for casual blogger, it takes months or even years to collect that amount of money unless they are creative enough to set a bot or manually spamming and forcing other people to just visit not reading their blog.

And there's another one:

Putting more blings into our pocket

Advertlets..Thank God gokita has gone out of business or else we'll be seeing 3 advertisement in one single blog.

They both have their own strategy (read here) but ultimately both are converting ASEAN region bloggers into cheesy attention whore blogger.
It's super irritating!

p/s: Sorry to all those casual nuffnang/advertlets blog advertiser, I know you're doing a honest work but you're like the force labor of 99% and they are the 1%. hohoho

sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit :D

Rageface/ Custom Made Emoticon on Facebook Chat

2011-12-28T10:29:00.002+08:00

OMG! Mark Zuckerberg is stalking my chat box!

Inb4 slowpoke!MuAHAHAHA.
Damn you internet! Offline for 4days and now I'm like missing the whole world.

Well... back to the main topic,instead of the lame boring :( :) :@ emoticon, Rageface are far more cooler to be used. Just copy the code below and paste it into the chat box.

Troll face: [[171108522930776]] ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]] Not bad Obama: [[169919399735055]] Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]] Mother of God: [[142670085793927]] Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]] LOL Face: [[168456309878025]] NO Guy: [[167359756658519]] Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]] Derp: [[224812970902314]] Derpina: [[192644604154319]] Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]] Not Bad : [[NotBaad]] Fuck yeah : [[105387672833401]] Challang accepted: [[100002727365206]] Okay face: [[100002752520227]] Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]] Poker face [[129627277060203]] Okay face [[224812970902314]] Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]] Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]] Lamp [[100001256102462]] No [[167359756658519]] MOG [[142670085793927]] Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]]

For custom emotion, according to Snoogins1:

This works with profiles and any page on facebook.What you do is
Step 1: copy the page number from the URL. i.e. the reddit page no. is 7177913734
(if there is a vanity url, go to photos and select the last group of numbers after the period in the URL. It should be around 10-11 characters)
Step 2: go into chat and paste the page number between two brackets either side (i.e [[7177913734]] )
that is all.

You can use your username too.
For example:
username: [[zuck]]
or
the default page number: [[4]]

Good luck! :D

Spamming time!

Credits: Reddit . TDW

Holiday!

2011-12-22T09:16:00.000+08:00

I wrote this blog for my own LuLz and I don't know how many readers are actually reading.

Here's a head up, more critical creative thinking post are coming.

Neway, Happy holidays!

p/s: Myosotis

Re: Nak Ludah Muka Mahasiswa?

2011-12-19T15:10:00.000+08:00

POPCORN time!

Cool Story Bro!

This is a perfect example for a troll bait due to:

Shitty politic
Emo rage people
Fat people
Religious excerpt
Facts without citation
Hate speech aiming directly to a minority of a generation
Low resolution video

Anyway, since 1997, the government has produce a new political apathy generation. Those who are lucky enough to be in this group are mostly political neutral and doesn't give a fucking damn about politics. BUT once someone or any political group disturb this generation's basic needs, the whole Malaysia political system will collapse.

Creator's... meet your own doom

p/s: i kenot brain this shit!
pp/s: remix here! credit:comel

Malaysia's Most Googled Website 2011

2011-12-16T12:05:00.000+08:00

And the first place for the Malaysia's Most Googled website of the year goes to... FACEBOOK..
Wait!! WHAT??
Facebook? Most Googled? R u Fucking Kidding me?
Yup!
Majority of Malaysian would open any search engine, type in Facebook, hit the search button, and finally click it instead of typing www.facebook.com in the address box. :O

Realife Reality Show: How to play

2011-12-15T13:18:00.000+08:00

Fuck reality show. They're old and overrated

Reality show isn't so real until you watch it real life.Am I right?

You can either be a participant in a reality show or watch as a viewer for free!

The rule is simple:

The whole REAL LIFE is a reality show.
Each and every person are either the troll, viewers, props or NPCs of the reality TV show and that includes you.
Plant a Troll bait.
-Example1, post a FB wallpost about Politic, mixed with religious view and grammar mistake.
-Example2, an epic Youtube video documentary about the linkage between Illuminati and some Food commercial
-Example3, Edited photo
As more unexpected people approaches the bait, their role in the whole reality show will soon reveal,
Sit back, relax and Enjoy the show! *PopCornTime*

p/s: I hope that you're among the spectator, not the bait eater. :O

Death.

2011-12-12T01:39:00.002+08:00

Everything that is alive will eventually reach the end of their life..

Death..

No matter how fast you run or how good you hide,

It will eventually find you when your time comes..

Sometimes,

We wont even realize how much that person mean to us till their gone.

and when they're gone,

nothing else matters anymore.

there's nothing you can do to change the past,

nor the future.

So, appreciate that person while they are still alive,

it doesn't hurt to tell them how much they mean to you,

tell them how much you love them,

a hug or a kiss..

cox when they're gone,

a dreadful feeling will come..

Regret.

Al-Fatihah to Raimi Nuruddin's father who had passed away on 11/12/11, and to MuhammadDanial's sister who had passed away on 1/12/11.

Free skype app for Blackberry

2011-12-10T22:39:00.000+08:00

I love Skype! For me, it's the best IM.
If you’re a Skype user and a BlackBerry owner then it’s no news to you that in order to use Skype services from your BlackBerry you have to use third party apps that aren’t half as good as the official Skype app you see on other OS. Unless you're a Verizon Wireless user, then you have nothing to argue about.

It's quite hard to find any free 3rd party for Skype. Aside from im+ app, Ive stumble upon IMO and it work far much better then im+. As a third party application, it do have it's downturn.

p/s: Oovoo sux. it's a ripoff of skype

Credits: n4bb

Argument & Apologizing

2011-12-06T15:15:00.000+08:00

This pie chart is only applicable for Forever-Alones where makeup sex is excluded.

Scumbag brain will always create an absolute winning monologue after an argument ended. L'esprit de l'escalier Fuuuuuuu!

Indeed apologizing is an ego buster. Sorry seems to be the hardest word.. and it hurts when it is rejected :(

Spoilers for couples : click here

SCAMMER 03 58855100

2011-12-02T15:09:00.001+08:00

Hari jumaat pon nak wat dosa gak ke, kak?

Just now, an unknown number called me, a female malay caller, claiming that she's from Maybank.
She said i was among the lucky one and offered me Program Penghargaan, some sort of Insurance that will cover you if:

Lumpuh: get RM 700K in lump sum
Hospitalized get RM280 per day
My future children will also cover by this plan (WOW! gile babis)
Kene minyak masak pon cover
Dan lain-lain, i forgot coz she's talking super freaking fast

All i need to do is agree to pay monthly cost of RM37.80. I asked her, Ive already got insurance so what benefit will i get. She said, since this is a Penghargaan program, I can claim from both insurance company and Maybank .She also kept mentioning "like photostat" WTF is that?

I was bored with work, so i kept on with the conversation as I did some research on the net.+_+

I ask her for website link so that i could study about it first. At this moment, I can sense her confident level suddenly decrease. She said, this is a recorded conversation, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Wow, Ive never knew recorded conversation can be so secure.

She kept persuading me, claiming its a chance of a lifetime and she wont call me back if she hang up so i negotiate her that i would love to take the plan, but im broke and RM37.80 is too much. So she offered me another plan which cost RM28.00. A cheap price for people broke like me. LOL

After approximately 15minute layan her gibberish, i got bored and said:

"Sy tak minat pon" and hung up.

now i regret for not saying " Fuck you scammer" :(

Links that saved me:

eh tetiba ko plak yg nak naik angin apehal? << org yg terselamat

Awas nombor +603-58855100 << information sharing

Insurans Maybank << mangsa keadaan & cara nak selesaikan

Who call me << ramai gile stalk

Scam tipah tertipu << mangsa scam

Conclusion: NO PROOF,GTFO!!

I Kenot Brain Diz!

2011-11-28T11:21:00.000+08:00

This crazy girl is crazy! At first I thought she was a troll but after I browse throughout her entire FB wall feed, she was indeed self-centered merciless whore.

Lulz, she even got herself a necklace from her deceased grandmother who she hated so much.

World Money Chart!

2011-11-25T10:08:00.000+08:00

the whole green section represent 1 orange color box.

the whole orange section represent 1 grey color box.

the whole grey color box represent 1 yellow color box.

the whole yellow color box represent 1 blue color box.

I stumble across this cool chart by xkcd, a chat of Money: almost all of it, where is it, and what it can do.
the chart is entirely based on 2011 US dollar.(zoomable version here)

Things that are quite interesting in this chart:

Largest market capacity company : Saudi Aramco $2 940 000 000 000
-Most of the wealthiest company are petroleum based company. I bet if they cant find any new renewable energy within 50years to over come this problem, they'll might end up bankrupt. Brace yourself rupture is coming :O

Japanese earthquake has the highest estimated total damage. $235 000 000 000

PS3 120g slim cost $250 (RM875) , Xbox $200 (RM700) & Wii $150 (RM525) [try check ebay]
- The Price of the console depends on how big the capacity & the version is. Its a pity that the console price in Malaysia is so damn expensive. Average cost for a console game oversea is around $50 (est rm 175) which you can get the same price or less at lowyatt forum.

Average cost for rising a child to age 17: (in Malaysia, probably much cheaper)

Lower income: $150 380

Middle income: $206 920

Upper income: $ 302 860

I agree with the quote " anak itu rezeki" but it's bullshit to have 6-11 children and unable to raise them all. Ending up sending some of them to the orphanage. Congratz! Your lack of family planing has permanently scarred the life of the innocent.

Insight left, Prius Right

Prius top, Insight bottom.

Toyota Prius is a better fuel saver then Honda Insight
Aww! Insight looks better then Prius.=/
Estimated total economic production of the human race (so far) : $2 396 950 000 000 000
Skyrim: player.additem 00000000f2396950000000000. Fuck yeah! Im filthy rich!(cheatbook)
The Poor + Middle Class household net worth= less then 9% of the total house hold net worth of the rich people.
The rich will always become richer. Meanwhile the mid class will work their ass out to make a living and the poor exist just to scare the shit out of the mid class to kept them working.
Zynga, the corparation behind childish spamming game of Mafia Wars & all sort of -ville games worth half of Facebook value. :O

social network games

Derpina: Kite ni girl gamer tau
Derp: Wow! Seriously? Jarang gile jumpe perempuan main game.. Game ape awak main?
Derpina: Farmville, CityVille, Angry birds, Castle Age, Sims Social. Oh yea! Kite Lvl 230 kat mafia wars tauu !
Derp: ...

Zoomable chart can be review here

Sources for the chart is available here

image credit: hansa, sciblog

Skyrim Torrent Download

2011-11-23T01:53:00.000+08:00

It's been almost a month since i quit Ragnarok Online (LOL!!) & World Of Warcraft. Not a single game able to feed my gaming addiction until i played Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

awww I love you, Dovahkiin!!

A common failing of open-world games is that the game world has nothing to offer the player. Except a few mini games, hidden boss and achievement which is easily accomplish. Ultimately,it's just a huge lifeless world where you are force to wonder in to get to the next mission. Don't let Skyrim fool you! It's incredibly dense, pack, complex and fantastical life stimulation. You are who you play. RIP social life 11/11/11

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Teaser

Thank to my buddy, Lasso, he help sending me some illegal torrent download link for Skyrim:
Skyrim+ crack
Skyrim Manual
Skyrim Prima guide with working PDF link
Optional: Skyrim mods (19/11/11) facesV2, gold, eye, rain, children, FX

Min system requirement for this game:

Operating system: Windows XP, Windows Vista, or Windows 7 (32 or 64 bit of any)
CPU : Intel or AMD 2 GHz dual-core
Memory : 2 GB RAM
Hard drive space: 6 GB free HDD space
Graphics hardware: Direct X 9.0c compliant video card with 512 MB of RAM
Sound Hardware: DirectX compatible sound card

This game is also available for PS3 and XBOX.

Take a look at the demo:

Just play game already! Give the game a chance by sucking up the whole game for 2-3 hours to adapt yourself with it and before you knew it, you'll be addicted to it. :D

p/s. notes from the seeder : SUPPORT THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE QUALITY SOFTWARE! IF YOU ENJOYED THIS PRODUCT, BUY IT! SOFTWARE AUTHORS DESERVE SUPPORT!!

Credits: skyrimnexus , demonoid , Raxor 1911

Student life

2011-11-20T10:45:00.000+08:00

AAAHHHHHH! beinga Student is so much fun. Life is so carefree. You're jobless money-sucker-parasite yet both of your parent are proud & love you. Nothing really matter except fora few love problem, friendship and examination. Fuck examination, as if anyonereally cares about it though. Studentlife will always follow these steps:

1. Enjoy!

2. Sit for examination(SPM)

3. Enjoy!

4. Get the result

5. Cry & weep overspilled milk for a couple of days

6. Return to normalstate, Enjoy!

7. Then beg your parentto enroll you into some crap course in some crap collage cause your resultis so fucked up

8. First PTPTN income,Enjoy Gile Babi!!

9. Repeat step 1 to 6

10. Graduate

11. Enjoy!

12. Finally (or probably) realize how doom you are in theworking world.

13. Meh, fuck that. ENJOY!!

OR you can always choose two:

Old generation Problem, New Generation Suffer

2011-11-15T10:41:00.001+08:00

Just take a look at the guy who lawnmower your garden.
How bout the guy who fill up your gas at the petrol station.
The guy who made your Roti Canai.
The cleaner who cleans your office room.
And the bunch of people working at the factory.

Now take a look at the amount of university,colleges,private company offering a place in university aboard, tuition and crash course for SPM, PMR, UPSR
Finally,the total amount of high educated graduates.

Now try to sum both up.
The only answer to both is:
OUR GENERATION ARE SCREWED!

Our generation was raised with the belief that if we value our education and go to post-secondary we will be successful. They had learnt that education is the only ticket out from becoming a failure like them. Every parent use this scare tactic on their kids and so does every teacher in every school.

Parent: Adik, blajar rajin2.. nanti bile da besar boleh jadi doktor. xkan nak jadi kuli orang cam papa.

Even the government support this ideology by creating more education institute including those who offer ridiculous nonsense courses such as screen program, photography, Leisure Outdoor and Adventure Management and hair design??? . You will be surprise to see the amount of people enrolling and suing.

Yes, this doesn't applied to everyone. There are still people out there working their ass out just to make a living. But how many of high educated graduates have the guts to give up their egos and stand behind some KFC counter? If they did take the job it doesn't mean that it could shut up the elderly.

Makcik A: Tau x, MakJah kerja Cashier kat Secret Recipe. Dah 4bulan kerja sana.

MAkcik B: Eh, bukan die blajar Accountancy kat UM ke? Mesti pointer teruk ni takpon gagal course.

It's NOT OUR FAULT being a cGPA 3.5 Chemical Engineering graduate pizza maker. We've got our degree but they're not hiring. At least they are working compare with other unemployed graduate who they think they're too good for those jobs because that's what the older people have been fucking telling them since birth.

p/s: unless you're pretty or handsome, you can always sell yourself as a model, stewardess, gigolo, prostitute, mistress without even bother studying.

credits: cracked

I Pity the fools

2011-11-09T18:27:00.007+08:00

Ever since Facebook enable sharing link application, millions of user kept sharing and spamming all sort of links. It's irritating especially those who share grotesque pictures.Kamon la! there are children on FB!
But the best part is... watching those mindless people sharing and enrage over some shared link without knowing the fact they were fed by the troLOLOLLllll

For example... this picture. For those who dont get it, its a comparison picture of Islamic leader doing their Hajj Pilgrimage . (oh yea!, i dont like politic. as long as the politician doesn't disturb me and my needs, im Ok. )
With only one glance of this pic, it's enough to make Malaysian citizen erupt with rage, QQing how double standard our prime minister is.Congratulations! you've been fed by some politic trolls!

If you're a medic, engineering, or whatever science related major, i bet you've been thought never to trust an information or distribute any information without any reference or citation from a trusted source. ( unless you've flunk out before finishing your final year project)

so here are some reference for you:
. ....

this is the best video clip that i can find so far....

Conclusion: nvr trust the internet... and Ahmadnajed loook so awesome!

credits: ShiaChat ,President , MHER news,

i Do want... to.. make.. a ...Machinima!!

2011-05-24T14:42:00.002+08:00

for the past few month..

ive been going Gaga over machinima!~

Especially WoW machinima.

This is one of my favourite wow singer with high quality machinima

ever since ive gotten my new Pc,ive been thinking hard of making one myself.

But i dont feel im that creative enough to make one. =(

Hopefully ill make one in the future.=D

some of the essential software need to be used are:

http://www.fraps.com/ - use to record ingame
http://www.wowmodelviewer.org/ - read wow data and can be use to manipulate character movement

movie trailer anyone?

2011-05-05T22:02:00.005+08:00

i love watching movie trailer right before the movie starts! :D

it makes me plan which movie to watch next.. (yeay!)

and even keep me updated with the new movies on scene~

hell, i would even start ROFLMAO before the movie starts..(haha)

example:

got to watch this~

what i dont understand is,

how some people really2 hate the movie previews or trailer before the movie starts..

it only took a few mins dude!

and its fun to watch~

plus, it is made to wait for the late-movie-comers to get a chance to watch it on time..

(well cant blame them entirely, maybe they just bought the ticket,or was in a bad traffic, or even waiting for his girlfriend to stop shopping~<---eww no..)

what im trying to say is,

trailers are fun to watch~

however, sometimes you are conned by trailer too..

damn it!!

here are a few example trailer which are nice to watch:

the hangover 2~ :D

sucker punch~ (watched the movie twice haha )

well the movie is out already,

but the trailer is HAWT! :D

now here are a few movies that is not worth the money paid (even though the trailer is good)

rio

love and other drugs..(BORING!!)

haha.. so good luck in choosing which movie is worth to watch! :D

its just a flick!

2011-05-04T21:06:00.006+08:00

have you ever experience this?

1st situation:

you are driving on the road rushing to reach your destination and suddenly you came upon a junction,

you waited as you see the car on the other side of the junction is about to drive straight in front of you.

then, he turned to the left/right leaving you cursing every single hideous word you know.

Example:

"damn it! why didn't you just flick the f**king signal on

you make me wait for nothing! damn b**ch"

2nd situation:

a motorcyclist will think that you will be driving straight,

unless you flick on the signal saying that you are turning

left or right.

accidents between cars and motorcycle happens (mostly) due to this act,

where the driver is so self centered that he doesnt flick on the signal light,

not knowing that a motorcyclist is behind him,

riding as if nothing is going to happen..

then *bang~*..

.shit happens.

3rd situation:

you are driving with a constant speed of (lets say 100km/h).

emm..no no... lets make it as,

you are driving with an increasing speed starting from 100km/h

(what? people love to speed nowadays)

as you are enjoying the speed,

suddenly, a car beside you,

without a warning (signal sign) drove in front of you..(potong jalan)

with a decreasing speed..

that would be f**ked up..

imagine if you didnt get the chance to slow down.. opss...

therefore,

signals on

its a very simple act..

its nothing tiering at all.. just a flick by your finger..

and it would make a difference on the road. :)

whats so hard? just flick on the signal light

life would be easier on the road like this~

just turn on your signal even though you are the only one on the road~

Callers? Manners?

2010-09-20T22:03:00.005+08:00

It's Antoine Donson!! *Pic unrelated to post*

Have you ever receive a call/sms from Anonymous??

Do you ever try to call them back or atleast sms them asking who are they?

or you just ignore them?

Who knows what lurk behind those unknown number..

Might be a long lost friend, an unsaved colleague phone number or maybe some sex maniac desperately finding a sex partner.durhhhh..

I remember back then during 2004, where celcom has this promotion, SMS free to all Celcom number after 12am to 6am.. and man! it was like heaven for all Celcom user.

The best time to enlarge your circle of friend and also to waste time.

id used to ask other people if they have any lonely friends wanted a partner to chat with.

then all of the sudden the anon number that keeps on msging me in asking me "Hi".

It was fun msging with them at first. but after awhile, when the reality strike me..

it was badd... really2 badd.. Ive realized i had wasted more then rm300 credits per month just for nothing and more anon started to constantly and continuously harass my poor Nokia phone inbox.It get worser when sex chat start to spam in and so as the call..

Most people would just delete the old phone number and buy a new one.

but i didn't

instead i braced myself and hurdle tru all the Anon call & attack for the next few month.

i guess it's a preety bad lesson for me.

BUT

just now i received a call from 01*-7173134. who the hell she is? i dont freaking know who or care the hell she is.

She called me and the 1st thing she ask is..... "SAPE NI?" "SAPE ni?"

WTF? wTF???????? WTF???

did your mommma even teach you proper manner?

Im the call receiver now and ur the Anon caller.

You should introduce urself first before jumping in and bombard me with questions.

Its like invading a house, acting as if it yours and questioning the owner WTH are they doing in that house.

So i trolled her (TL;DR).wahahahha!

And things get better when HEr Boyfriend (maybe) called me questioning as if im some sort of a criminal.

and this time i was quite pissed off ok.

I didnt harass your GF okk. It's her who is claiming that i misscall her then started to pounce on me as if ive poke her virginity or something.

haha.. ah lets just cut the crap for now.

im here not to babble on wonderfull wonder of befriending with anon.

anyone can be an Anon. even youu! yes youuu the one reading this post are also an Anon

So~~~~

the moral of the story here..

if you are the caller... introduce yourself 1st then ask the phone number who they are.

p/s: checkout Bed intruder song . *warning: highly addictive*

Heartbreaking Love stories from LowYatt forum

2010-06-28T15:56:00.006+08:00

After spending more then 5hour browsing tru Lowyat's Cupid corner

ive stumble acrose some nice TLTR stories to be read to ease your boredom.

A love story from busy guy, My failed relationship

posted by TheWinner

The tittle speaks it all. this Troll-looking-story is about the author, who meet his gf on a flight otw to London. After years of study bla bla bla... return back to M'sia for work. He's too busy working & studying but still, she patiently waited for him over the years.until one day...

p/s: i felt super sympathy with the girl in the story.

Why gals liddat one?, my TFL, DFR thread

by liez

GTFO Pisau cukur! This story is about the poor author who wants to tackle this girl but ended up with his pocket dried up..quite funny story.. but sososos true!!

p/s: uve been Scammed!

Please listen to my sad story..., Story finished, thanks for reading...

by Pip_X

i feel u man.. This guy has devoted his life for what he seem as the love of his life. Her looks is below average & her body is also average doesnt stop him from loving her. They dream on living their life as husband and wife, but all those dream were only a dream as pig friends and lies meshed up their life.....

p/s: i hope it wasn't his Ro addiction that cost his relationship @@

Sacrifice (A true story of my love), Dont do it in the name of love

by helldagger

About a guy who thought he had found true love via IRC. She was perfect in every ways. After years together he finally realize that, there is always another guy in her heart..

p/s: @@ Their life is too social for me with all those clubbing and drinking.. erk..

last but not least~ nice picture utk direnung2kan .. =D

Are You An ASS??!

2010-06-17T15:13:00.006+08:00

lets take this little quick test over here...
if you answer "yes" to most of these points down here,
means u must have the ASS problem..

lets begin..Do you constantly update your status or tweets?
for example, at
1.00pm :ohhh i feel very hungry.. :'(
1.15pm :yeay going to eat soon!! :)
1.18pm :bye everybody im off to the mamak stall! ^_^V
1.30pm :burrppp~ sooo goood....
1.40pm :ohh s*it! i wanna Sh*t!!

or something like what she did::
(dude whats up with that?)

Do you purposely do anything that will catch a persons attention?

for example,
-in a quiet train, suddenly "girl A" came and gossips loudly with "girl B" just so the cute boy at the corner will look at them.. likewise~

Do you pretend to be grievously sick?

for example,
-you have to love me.. cox im going to die because of a stupid tumour in my head.. fufufufufuuu

Do you pretend to be weak?

for example,
-you are walking in this "moo mall", suddenly u spotted a cute guy up front..as you walked by him, OPPSSS~ you experience a "Kaki gedik" and fell down ..to add on to the dramatic effect, you reach for your legs and scream in a gedik tone saying "ahhh my leg... it hurtss.. i cant feel my legs"(hoping that the cute guy carries you)..

or,

-you wanted to impress this girl and show off your car, you make up and transform your car into a LANCER! but the truth is, that car is just a 3rd hand old Wira.. pfftt~

sooo... if you do answer yes to most of the questions above, it means that you are having an:

A.S.S.(attention seeker syndrome)

Brain Reaction

2010-06-17T12:55:00.006+08:00

People are weird.

No one has the same brain.

but we can group them base on their education background.

Educated and uneducated mentality.

and these 2 are immiscible together.

However there's a common ground between these two minds.

They wont react well unless the user can think out of the box.

~~Think beyonddddd~~~

But usualy..yes USUALY..not everybody,but mostly, uneducated people just wont understand the rational of anything and hard to accept the truth.

All that they know is, if the subject favors their intrest, they'll accept all the fact without a doubt.

If the subject is against their likeness, they'll erupt and go Nuts like a pain in the ass.

heh.. same goes to all educated people who doesnt use their brain too!

k.for example...

common reaction= 1st thing across their minds and reaction

uncommon reaction= the brain user uses his brain beyond the average

The boy who got shot by the police.

Common reaction: WTF la these police.. suke2 tembak org ..bodoh bangang *maki2*...

then join in FB group justice for (i dont even know that boy's name) & update blog with anger & hatred toward the police.

Uncommon reaction: WTH with that underage boy sneaking out at night.
driving ur parents car and running away from the cops makes you are a suspect criminal.
if u are accidently killed, u have no right 2 fight for your right .gg

Meeting on pembahagian Tanah pusaka
[ohh, this happen when i was young and i feel like i wanna ROFLMAO everytime i meet them.coz i was a kid back then but i truly understand the critical of the situation]

Common reaction: what should we do with XXX daughter who is going to get married.
=_="[xde kaitan langsung with pembahagian tanah]

Uncommon reaction:WTF those PPL talking about?? THE Land is worth over 5m and they brag about their niece marriage??
why dont they just divide the land. U can sell of your part and sponsor that girl wedding at a 5 star hotel and still have a bunch of moarrr money to sponsor their honeymoon.
and that land almost fall in the hand of other people!!

The insanely expensive oil price in 2008

Common reaction: WTF government!!? this is insane! This is madness!?!
followed by a constant mocking about this matter via Blog/forum/kedai kopi chit chat for months~

Uncommon reaction:
.. let me Google the source of this craziness....
OMAIGOD!? the increment is actually a worldwide problem?!
and the price has been conspiracies by Most of the top oil producer/supplier in the world!!?!t
he price of the oil is actually RM8 per Litter but the government has protected us by paying off RM4. o.O..oh thx gov
ANd.... OMG??? we only have a supply of oil for the next 20 years but still we are selling this almost extinct
resources for a cheap price of RM1.80??!

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

Bzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttt sound of world cup

Common reaction: FFFFFFUUUUUU stop this insanely buzzzzing!! i cant hear the cheer of the crowd at alll!! argghhh

Uncommon reaction: it's part of south african culture...but stilll FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that sound!

pic credit:

http://knowyourmeme.com

Kedai Jamu

2010-06-11T16:31:00.005+08:00

JAMU STALL~ the Malaysian version of Body shop!

Perfume! Lotion! Whitening cream! And even sex enhancing items are available here!!

HAIL jamu stall~ HAIL!!

Because of you, Malaysian now can have the access to the express road of almost instant beauty~

To be a 1nation beauty, strive shall we!!

Magical cream and pills are consume like candies.

and in no time you'll be a beauty wonder~ or freaking "strongg"

You’ll be fabulously white as you wear those HYDROQUINONE cream

and TRETINOIN will rapidly cure your acne

Beside the glamorous beauty you shall achieve~

You fail to notice that there’s a price to pay for every CHEAP item you buy from there~

May u live your shortest glamorous beauty moment & live your entire life on with a detroit fugly body..

some advice for you:

Use these with your own risk.(got the info off from ondscene blog)

1- Natasya Krim Herba Gold - dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 7-75 % w/w dan tretinoin.

2- Natasya Krim Herba -dikesan mengandungi hydroquinone 4-83 % w/w dan tretinoin.

3-De'Putih. Begitu kemelayuan bunyinya but actualy... brg dari filipina

For futher reading~ do read:http://ondscene.blogspot.com/2010/05/ops-black-face.html

pic credit to: sleepis my ritual

Neway~ if your kidneys and livers shutdown because of these jamu2, I will gladly RoLLinG on The FLoOR LaugHing mY Ass Out! Roflmao!!

2010-05-19T03:27:00.000+08:00

LRT
what comes into mind?
-public transportation
-rapid kl
-a place 4 sexual harassment
-n all those common definitions.. ask mr wikipedia urself

imagine ur sitting on d bench minding your own business ~...
time flies by~~.
the lrt becomes fuller and fuller~~
a guy entered and stood closely infront of u..~~ * i shall call him doggy*
d lrt gets more crowded with human beings~..
a chick entered and purposely bumps her tits on mr doggy~
an erection can be seen at mr doggy's tight pants~..
the lrt moves back and forth~..
thanks to inertia...same goes to mr doggy in front~...
n your sitting right in front of IT. having to witness the DISTURBING scene over and over again..moving back n forth and back n forth with that THING pointing at your face~

the grandma was deeply gratefulllll!

conclusion: lrt is a place for old people to get high from free live porn!LRT

i had a haircut!!!

2010-05-15T19:15:00.009+08:00

yes.. its true..i had a haircut..and its sooo painful!!!!if you had it before,
let me tell you that its not your ordinary average haircut..
to avoid from getting this terrible haircut, please be aware of this:-

WARNING!
[+] do not press both off your fingertips together by your hair and dragging it downwards if you have a...

strong,
thick,
long,
hair with split-ends at the end of your hair..

or you will get this..

this is way different from a paper cut which looks like this..

P/S: my hair is healthier now.. and free from split ends! yeay me!!

protect your finger from haircut!

kaki gedik~

2010-05-06T03:15:00.004+08:00

kaki gedik is a world wide thing going around here now..
everyone around the globe have experienced it before.. or maybe just once in their living life..
kaki gedik is very popular..and now its as popular as the pedo bear!

well im just hyperbola~ hahahaha..

back to the story...

kaki gedik is often experience by virgin-high-heels-user..
virgin by mean its the first time she's using highheels.. (awwwwwwwwwwwww my baby is all grown up~)

hahaa...
what do i meant by kaki gedik?
ok.. prepare youself..for..

KAKI GEDIK!!!

this is how it looks like when a person is having kaki gedik..

more people having kaki gedik!!!

formspring?!

2010-05-06T02:43:00.003+08:00

at first i didnt know about the existence of formspring(yes...i dont know where was i hiding all these years.. lol!)
but then, i realize that most of my friends have formspring... whoaa!

soo... i decide... to have a formspring myself! yeay!!! *clap clap clap*

feel free to ask anything~ lolx
http://www.formspring.me/coconutjelly

wallpaper

2010-04-25T23:30:00.000+08:00

checkout my new wallpaper =D
nicely done...hehehe..

for those who wanted the plain wallpaper, u can get it from "here" .
fits all size :D

Beware of hobby girlfriend/boyfriend

2010-04-21T07:23:00.008+08:00

this is some random korean couple pic

I bet everyone had seen or been with hobby girlfriend/boyfriend. You'll never know you are with one until you eventually engage with them into a relationship. For hobby couples, you'll often see a same couple usually look cute and loving when they take a stroll, holding hands, calling each other sweet cute name and seeing them immerse intimately into their own loving world at the same place doing almost the same thing.

eg: In my University, it's very common to see these eyesore hobby couples eating together, walking to class together, study together and repeating it 24/7. These serious social problem couple rarely seen being alone or befriended with other people.

And the best part is, USUALY those couple will finally transform itself into ugly freaking faggot and become an eyesore toward the whole committee, hugging and kissing allover the place and of coz sex is on the list. HaiL homemade 3GP pornos!

These hobby girlfriend/boyfriend has major issue with their life.The hobby boyfriend/girlfriend is a sign of an immature person, it might be cute in the beginning, but it will smother you. They might assume what they did was for the sake of Love, but actually they are doing it coz YOU are their hobby.

Signs that you partner is a hobby girlfriend/boyfriend.
Their lives end up revolving around yours and they forsake or backstab all their currents friends and never try to make new ones.Then they get pissed off when you do things with the your friends that they can't or don't want to be included in. (Like video games) They are either with you 24/7 or all they sit at home by themselves because they have no social life of their own or at least outside of yours, or they just cheat on you because they need the attention that you aren't giving them. And some of them will go to an extend where they'll try to hurt themselves or ugut to commit suicide if you leave them.

duh! Who the hell wants a life spending each moment of his life layan these people? They are crazy and the best choice is getting out of the relationship. Unless both partner are eventually treating each other as a hobby than it's ok.One day, one of you will eventually crack and realize the ugliness of the world you once been. May you fuck up Your life to each other till death.

F**k this mooo mall~

2010-04-20T23:54:00.003+08:00

this evening, my sister and i went to this "mall"..
im being very very kind, so i wont say its name *wink*...
lets just call it moo mall.. *wink*

basically.. i love to shop there...its near,convenient, and cheap!..
however, the workers SUCK!

as well as some of those people who shop there... no offense..

as i was saying, we went there just now..
came up to the borong place to buy 1 box... YES ONE BOX of mineral water.. (cox they dont sell it in a lump sum downstairs.)

there are a lot of workers there, but they only open 3 counters..
then, theres some inconsiderate customers, who acted like a bunch of F**King A****le
all of them are pushing 2-3 trolleys to pay up..
they can just let us pay first.. cox we only have 1 item.. but they just ignore and start uploading their stuff.. we came to the counter at the same time! damn it!

and the stupid guy at the counter is damn slow... he can just multiply the same items and scan it once.. but, he chooses to scan ALL the same items one by one... what tha hell!!

then when its our turn to pay, i present my moo card..
which i just renewed it a month ago... which also made me pay a F**king RM12..
but then, the A'hole said that my moo card had expired already...
WTF!!! it even states clearly on the card that its going to expire on July!

BOILING POINT!!

then we came down stairs to buy some bed sheets..
i wanted to take the sheets on the shelf..
buts its damn high.. cant reach it..
the S***** workers saw me struggling to take the sheets.. but they just ignore and talk blah blah blah...
then i asked for their help..
turns out he cant reach it too.... pity the fool..
hahahahahahahahahahhahaa

its a good thing that i cool down fast...
so i continue shopping with a good mood...(after blowing up in anger at the worker..hahaha)

this is the moo mall.... *wink*

Canceling celcom FB mobile freaking subscription

2010-04-15T01:15:00.001+08:00

FUUUU !!!
Finally! i manage to cancel celcom Facebook subscription after they had suck up more then rm20 worth of credits from me. =_=
RM1 per week is such a pain in the aasssss.grrr

To cancel celcom FB subscription, just msg

STOP FB to 32665

picture credits: bintulu.org

random Gayness picture

2010-04-13T18:14:00.002+08:00

i cant resist uploading this picture!
the description below it is so irresistible! hahaha
laki jambu pon aku sapu gak kadang2..

p/s: who the heck is this guy anyway? awal ashaari? @@"

Oldie but goodie

2010-04-04T20:08:00.003+08:00

Boys are going gaga over soccer nowadays.
Booooo MU for losing twice in a row.. ahhaha

neway, this is an old VC and i hate to admit that he did a perfect job...:D /no1

mengail udang di UsJ1

2010-04-03T21:47:00.004+08:00

Fish ponds are normal.. but how about shrimp pond????
This pond is located at USJ1 and that adds up the total weirdness of USJ1

We've never gone fishing before, so~ we just gamble on shrimp catching..:D

Ana .. trying to hookup some fish with her H/p.

Yoyo, bakal pengail udang berjaya!woOt2!

the cute innocent shrimp

the other unlucky shrimpdinner is served~
but... i dont have the guts to eat them.. ewww

hotel house phone??

2010-03-25T14:55:00.004+08:00

What is the first thing that came into your mind if you saw this picture:
house phone? a room made especially for phones,full with phones, bla bla bla....

but it turns out just to be like this only.... =.="

a phone on the wall..by the corridor...swtnesss.....

Graph?!

2010-03-21T20:42:00.003+08:00

Graph speaks a thousand words...

credits: Graph jam

Religious review?

2010-03-15T00:19:00.005+08:00

I took this picture off from obefiend's blog ..
and hell yeah! i do agree with that quote.
Some fanatic fagots are such a pain in the ass and they should reconsider themselves before doing something stupid, especial if they are doing it in the name of God.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANA

2010-03-07T23:50:00.000+08:00

happy birthday from all of us!
baby~ ani~ yuna~ ani
we love u so much dear!~~

Paramore

2010-02-21T23:00:00.007+08:00

Beside placebo..
I kinda like paramore especially because of their deep lyrics meaning..
Take a look at a portion of "I Caught Myself" lyric

"Now when I caught myself
I had to stop myself
From saying something that
I should have never thought

Of you, of you
You're pushing and pulling me
Down to you
But I don't know what I want
No, I don't know what I want

You got it, You got it
Some kind of magic
Hypnotic, Hypnotic
You're leaving me breathless
I hate this, I hate this
You're not the one I believe in
When God is my witness

Of you, I knew
I know in my heart it's not you
I knew
But now I know what I want
I want
I want
Oh no, I should have never thought "

See how deep the lyric goes..
Very direct and meaningful.
how they jumble up the words are truly splendid.

somehow.. this song lyric reminds me of someone...=/

@@

2010-02-18T22:49:00.001+08:00

xde keje xde gaji!!!!!

http://www.xdekejexdegaji.blogspot.com/

nothing much in this new blog.. but do give support to this blog

oh no.....

2010-02-15T00:58:00.004+08:00

oh no.... because of castle age... ive stupidly added 300++ people into my facebook friendlist.

T_T! the list keepon going and going!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2010-02-08T20:55:00.004+08:00

why...do...people...
..who..are...willing...
...to...spend ... their...life...
..with..me...
exist?

even if i had failed them... over and over again....

ohhhh i wanna watch youuuuuu!!!! no more...

2010-02-03T22:54:00.006+08:00

movie trailer is like a sneak peek into a movie before you actually watch it.. duhhhhh~
however, Ive been disappointed by movie trailer soooooo many times...
FUCK IT!~

every time i watch a trailer(which i think is worth the time watching and interesting at the same time), i would be soooooooooooooooooooo excited!! yeay!but i miss judge those unknown,unpopular,boring,sucky movies... damn it!!
which wasted my time,money and space in the comp. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

fuck movies like the boat that rocked!
or 500 days of summer...

or even the time travelers wife..
fuck the movie!!.... no offense..but its just too dull...boring...and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

K....

2010-02-02T00:37:00.009+08:00

What if u texted someone... For example.

U texted....."jom kuar tgk wayang!!, aku pickup ko kul 10 mlm nanti."
Then someone s/he reply... "k"

or

U texted... " i love u and i missed u soo much..=("
And s/he replied... "k"

OMGWTFBBQQQQQQQQQ rAWWWRRRRrragghhhhhh!!!!
"K" is the most evil, sinister, cruel text answer to reply to someone.
How pissed off would u be after texting him/she and waited hour&hour for him/she to reply but in the end all u get is a "K"???!.

YES! I mean.. It's a freakkkking "K". A stand alone "K" . "K" itself without any other words or symbols attached to it. a "K"!!!
But if u add "K" with a or multiple fullstop ("K...") , or add "O" ("OK") it would sound much-much nicer to read then just a "K"

Neway....saying "K" is basically saying "fuck you, don't talk to me", but in a slightly polite way.

credits: "k." is the most brutal text answer.

Castle age

2010-01-27T01:55:00.003+08:00

a couple of days ago, i come up with an idea of making a private raid consisting only people i know. and it turns out to be fun!~ =D
at least you got some friends to spam up the chatting box and the attack log instead of a bunch of ALiens DPSing the boss and acting as no one around him ever exist.

most of my friends are newbies, and this chick is pissing their ass out. haha =P

anyway,
this is my alt castle age character's stat.
he's a pure mvp built..so 24/7 MVP-ing, no duel,no battle,no quest.
ive got future plans for him though.
he'll be helping my friend,Remy, for summoning yellow dragon.=)

My ALt wow char inventory..=D

2010-01-26T01:27:00.001+08:00

hello! this is yunaku~ :D.. ppl usualy keep on questioning why i seem to have an endless stock of potion and food despite how many time my items soldout in the Auction House...
well... take a glimpse into one of my 5 alt char..=P

heeeeeeehheeeeeeeeee! nice ryte? i bet even the GM's GV isn't as yummy as my char's inventory.. haha.. :P

bile da kuat? lupe plak...

2010-01-25T20:05:00.002+08:00

Fuck laaaaa....
i miss playing ragnarok!!!
since ive started working, there is not enough time and malas to go online..
plus,my character has become super rich and strong~
fuck it!

my cute evolved Lullaby~

Stupid white herb trying to kill me.
miss je? hahaha

Words anyone?

2010-01-24T20:31:00.003+08:00

i realized that my favorite word to say,changes as new things come into my life.

before this, every single sentences I've said must have the word TAIK in it.
for example:- Blah laaa taik!
- Taik gile ko ni.
- ko ni taik betol la..

then, the word taik seemed to be outdated and a new word came into my everyday sentences!~
Which is GAY~
this word will be referred to everyone and everything.
GAY is like the new POYO.
for example:- (Persons name) gay~ even though he/she is not gay..simply saying..
- gay gile ko ni.(same sentences as above,but the taik is changed into gay)

when i started working, the word Gay disappears.. (cox the word gay is very sensitive).
So.... Mr.Old friend,FUCKER came into my world..
so now, every single sentences i could finish must have the word fucker in it! hahahaha

PLacebo Live in Jakarta?!

2010-01-23T17:28:00.003+08:00

WHY!!!!!!~~~~~~~~ whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!??? why aren't u coming to MaLaysia??!
T_T! Brian,,, u totally break my heart. =(

LosT and found? ?

2010-01-23T01:26:00.000+08:00

haha.. i stumble across this stupid announcement from my university's unofficial announcement.
this entry is really retarded, may god bless u on ur mission of finding that pendrive. hahaha

divorced

2009-12-10T01:40:00.000+08:00

married and divorced

I was married to 10 guys for the whole 2 years of my life.
And i divorced them, one by one since 18 Nov.
On 8th Dec, i finally divorced my last husband... Chemy..

well here's my story.
--my first husband, Tan Bie Em(pronounced B.M), was always a smooth talker..but he was too schematic. Everything must be so damn perfect! Gosh!!~ (divorced on 18 Nov.)
--then, my second husband, Eng Lish king (pronounced English king), was just like my 1st husband
(but he is not so crazy like the first 1)~~(divorced on 19 Nov.)
--3rd husband, Sej Ara gopal (pronounced Sejarah Gopal) is very hot headed and mean!
he likes to beat me up! (bencii nyeeee!!)~~(ask for divorce on 18Nov,officially divorced on 19Nov.)
--4th husband, Ahmad Erasti (pronounced Ahmad EST) i just cant comment anything on him.. He's too quiet.(devorced on 20Nov.)
--5th husband,Mr Mathi Matics (pronouned Mr mathematics) i know he loves me soo much! we have a strong bond with each other!~ awwwww (divorced on 23 Nov.)

~Skip~

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~SKIP~

--9th husband, Epiz, we love each other soo much~ however, theres people who dont like it when we are together.. wuuuuuuuuuuu (divorced on 3 Dec.)

--and lastly, my true and longest lover, Chemy!!!~~i will not forget the nights that we have together~ muaxxXxXXXx (divorced on 8 Dec.)

huhu so thats the story of my 10 husbands that are devorced in 21 days

what the hell is the differents between vampires and draculas?

2009-12-09T01:59:00.000+08:00

what the hell is the different between vampires and Dracula?

they are both blood-sucking parasites...
But what makes the vampires get all the attentions until the Dracula are left in the store room(where the unpopular shit is placed)

well here's why..

Dracula are "made" ugly by the media
They act in black and white
The actors who act as a Dracula are mainly elderly people
The will melt in the presence of the sun
They don't fu*king fall in love
They dont drive
And they sleep in a coffin!!!

On the other hand, Vampires has been "worshiped" all around the globe because of the Twilight phenomenon.
Lets see... The actors are young,good looking and the have HOT bodies!
They act in Coloured Screen!
They F*cking Glow in the presence of the sun
They have this romantic scene of couples falling in love~~ awwwwwww
They drive... a VOLVO!
And they stay in a bungalow.

Cant you see!?
Dracula have been down-standard by the vampires!!

Pity the Dracula..cant survive in the world of entertainment anymore... awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hahaha... ~~and yeah.. the girl who played Bella is a bad actress..BoOoOo~~~~

weird yet funny sound expressions from ana

2009-12-07T01:55:00.000+08:00

Q:How to say it??
A: its easy, just voice out and read it exactly like how the expressions may be..

now just follow and say it out loud.

1. Kyaaaaa!!!! (shout at the top of your lungs with the shock expression on your face)
2. Erk?! (make sure 1 of your eyebrows are up~)
3. Wahhhhh!!! (open your mouth,"make sure its wide open" and round your eyes)
4. Uhu....(do the sad face then bite your lips after that..oh so cute)
5. Ngaaaa~~(its like the "OH NO" expression with both hands on ur cheeks )
6. Ngek~ (this sound is like the "ye la tu" expression where ur mouth will be tilted a bit like this :-/ )
7. Ummm...(this is a one tone umm -not the tasty umm. usually it is used when you are thinking )
8. Awwwwwwwwwwwww~~(when you say this, your mouth must be made like a ducks beak~)

haha remember to say it out loud!~ and follow the expressions.

its fun!! and kinda addictive..

hahahahahaha...

NooBsHyt NoViCE

2009-12-06T02:23:00.001+08:00

oh look at me! im a cute little novice.ohh so cute i wanna touch myself.
ohh what a lovely cute bouncing mushroom.yum2..i want 2 hit it! <3

F@#k. dammit this sux.

ohhh!! ana please pleaseeee!!!

2009-12-06T01:31:00.000+08:00

"ana can you buy this for me?"
"i will always use it.."
"i will always love it.."
"i will always.....forever......i promise!!!"

these are the words of baby...
whenever she wants something that she is pretty sure that our parents wont approve of..
and...
most of them are forgotten...
thrown away..
or lost....

these are some of the picture of the things that she had once loved:

Tamagotchi
price: RM80
condition: as you see it was paused for almost a month now..and left
on the wall just like in the picture.

Night "cow" shoe
Price: RM 20+++
Condition: as you see, the other pair is now gone =.="
forever lost in the store room.

CROCS phone thingy
Price:RM 40
Condition: it looks even worse than in the picture. its squashed,
some of the buttons are missing,
the string is missing,
and it is forgotten.

even though we try to "not buy these things for her"
we just cant...
kesian laaa shes a baby!

P/S:OMG!! if only you know how old she is..

virus~~~

2009-11-02T21:55:00.000+08:00

we are the virus of lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? u dont believe me?

take a good look at the picture below.
that's how a bacteria/virus life cycle..
they consume everything in the environment untill there's nothing left..then die
the only way they can survive is to find another place.
eat.sleep.mate. repeat untill everything is destroyed
take a good look at the environment now...
we are consuming each and every resources available on earth.
and by 2050.. i dont think there's any oil left on earth.

+_+ we are mother earth's virus+_+

what tha hell is that?!

2009-07-10T15:44:00.001+08:00

what tha hell does that look like???
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yes saye memang x de keje..
bored!

okok.. those are actually.....

-monkeys-!

you are not alone...

2009-07-04T17:59:00.000+08:00

Michael Joseph Jackson
(August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)

i used to be a big fan of his when i was young..
and i still am..
heard about the news about his death broke my heart..
ive watched his video clips over and over again.. and i am never bored of it..
it brought tears to my eyes..
knowing that no one will ever replace the one and only Micheal Jackson..

even though he has already passed on,
his soul will continue to live in the songs that he wrote,the songs that he sang, and the dance moves that he created.

Micheal Jackson has broke down the walls and barriers of racism and taught people all around the world to love and care about each other, no matter what race, colour or religion you are in.

as Micheal Jackson once said,
"there's nothing that cant be done,if we raise out our voices as one"

Finally!

2009-05-28T17:35:00.000+08:00

FINALLY!
the days of being stressed all the time ends today!!
mid year exam (yes.. its only a mid year test) for SMK USJ 13 ends on this very date 28/05/2009.. hahaha
i can relax a bit.. but not too much!
cause SPM is coming soon..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam!~~

2009-05-16T17:30:00.000+08:00

the whole issue about Adam being gay really bugs me..
SO WHAT if he's gay!?
he's a damn good singer 1st of all..
plus he got the looks!!
go ADAM!!!!!!!! you RAWK!

A long day in metro driving academy

2009-04-30T15:36:00.000+08:00

Damn it!~

i went for my driving test today..
gosh! it was sooooo damn long waiting for my turn as im number 92.
the traffic outside is also crawling like a snail..
after i finished my part 2 test, (which i passed) i have 2 wait for 3 hours before my next turn to sit for the part 3 exam.
OMG! the long hours are killing me..

but it all paid off cox i passed everything with flying colours!
wohoooo yea me!

hotty airie baboon!

2009-04-11T21:06:00.000+08:00

recently we went to go for a ride on the hot air balloon..
but unfortunately the wind blows so harshly that we cant ride it..
however we still got the super stupid slow process of trying to blow it up.
haha enjoy!

it took us 2 hours waiting

its taking forever!!!!

baby got bored of waiting

slow process of going up

finally baby gave up and start doing something else..

found something interesting to do that kept her laughing for hours..

RESULTS! (baby's stone trowing game.. lolx)

o ya!! and this is the guy that handles the air balloon..
hahahahhahahaahhahahaha
(i know.. saye memang x de keje!)

actors that makes me go... waaaaaaahhhhh!!!

2009-02-20T13:43:00.000+08:00

gerard butler
(this guy is hawt3!!~)

hugh jackman

george clooney
(OMG! he took my breath away!)

gorgie porgie n brat pit

-drooling all over the place by just looking at them!
there's soo much more than this! but my time is limited..
huhuhuhu ohh my gorgie n gerry!~ love them the most! muahahahhahahaha

what did i do on 14/2/09

2009-02-14T17:09:00.001+08:00

yes yuna.. you can say it over n over again..
im a loooser..
hahahaha..

-the only one who didnt get any presents or even a rose from anyone..
-staying alone at home when my friends are out with their partners..
-eating vanilla ice cream alone while watching a valentines marathon..
-drying my tears watching ps: i love you..
-listening to a guy bla.. bla.. bla bout his girlfriend lolx...

what da heck!~
i did finished my homework!
hahaa..ha..ha... yes.... looser..

where did my money goOoO??

2009-01-12T12:47:00.000+08:00

new sem start and in goes the money...
~PTPTN~
yesh...u'll get rich doing nothing.
the shopping malls get unusually crowded..
couples in hand..buying stuff for their partner...
friends hanging out together..emptying their wallet out on nothing...
and one day they realize..
that they're getting short on money...
they'll turn to their parent...
calling....asking for money..lying that this sem consume so much money on education..
or the cafe is damn too expensive... (this one is true..haha)

and when the working life start...
u will finally realize the burden of debt u own from all the joy in ur university's life..
is there hunting u..

wahhh!~

2009-01-10T20:31:00.000+08:00

homeworks!!!
tons of them!~
even if its only the first week..
wahhhh!! sien lorrr..
plus with the "datin robiah" blabbing every morning..
adoiii

hey!~ schools in!~

2009-01-07T20:37:00.001+08:00

with a new year in school, a new theme colour is in too!~
this year is pink!~

my friends call it pink babi or to make it sound nicer its pink baby~

seriously people wear pink it school this year..
all PINK!~
as for me,
with my reddish pink bottle,pink accessorise ,pink bag , pink pencils, pink supergrip(thanx yuna!~) ,
pink pens, pink purse and what the heck!~
my braces is pink!!~

hahahahhahaha

yey!! happy new year!

2009-01-01T16:00:00.000+08:00

say bye bye to 2008...
a new year have arrived!

happy new year y'all! :)

hmmm...

2008-12-27T22:45:00.000+08:00

u are ....ermmm...good looking la... butttt.....

no offense dude..

ur acting sux.

fashion problem??? or fashion vic???

2008-12-25T00:32:00.000+08:00

this is the best, cheapest, fastest way to gain urself under the glamorous spotlight..
don't believe me?
then try it urself la!
mid valley/one utama/ KLCC are some of the best spot to shine..^^
cheers!

Now Every one CAN'T Fly!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-22T01:18:00.001+08:00

waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
i've book my flight ticket dated 28/12/08 back to UMP on 20/10/08..
and guess what......
juz 1week before heading back...
they canceled my ticket and changed it to 30/12/08 !!!!1
WTF!!!!!???/
my class start at 29/12! how could they??!
soooo bloody damn goood for their low price ticket for this! damn...=.=!

whaT a DaY!~

2008-12-18T15:18:00.000+08:00

today is the day that i have to take my JPJ test.

i woke up late and the transport was waiting and honking like mad!
when i was in the car, my bottle spilled and wet both me and the person next to me...
waaaa it even wet my twilight book..
then when i reached there, i was unlucky to get the furthest number.
soo i have to wait looooong hours till its my turn.
it was boring.. seriously..
when it was my turn to take the test,
it was damn hot as the sun is directly ontop of my head.
i was still unlucky to get a broken bike..
it was horrible.. i was stuck in the middle of the road when others are coming right behind me..
but..
its ok..
bcox i passed!!
thank god!~

i miSs you..

2008-12-14T01:08:00.000+08:00

at the very first time i saw you..

i felt happy very happy..

you bring joy to my life..

ur cute and cuddly its soo funny..

i felt like bringing you home with me..

but sadly..

we cant be together then..

but i promise..

you will be with me..if it wasn't you..

your siblings will..

always..

koko and kiki

kaMi!~

2008-12-14T01:00:00.000+08:00

hahahahahaa!~

from top left yuna,yoyo,nara,baby,

bottom meow.

hey for fun yaaa~

instead a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-07T01:56:00.001+08:00

i read it on facebook and they said that

After Reading Twilight, Humans Boys Just Seem Lacking

nak bace!!!

2008-12-04T13:51:00.000+08:00

pocky or rocky??
well my sisters and i are a huge fan of rocky..
(umm yummy...)
we commercialize them too (im talking bout rocky okay!!)..
haha soo pocky..
you suxXxXxX!!!!

cheaK iT ouT!~

2008-12-02T13:13:00.000+08:00

these "stupendous" and ''beautifool" shirts can only be found in the reject shop where ugly and ''wrong spelling t-shirts'' are sold

soooo annoyinggggggg

2008-11-30T16:23:00.000+08:00

there's this not so big...
but super annoying mosquito in our house.........@@!
and it juz can't stop making eerieee noises..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and it mostly sound something like diz
[in a very high pitch sound that would likely 2 burst ur eardrum]

"apiiiieeeeeeeettt..napeee x maaaakaaaannn laaaagieeeee"

or like diz

" tieeeeepppuuu...ana bo'ooooooooooong"

to make sure that we're safe, we usualy ran away 4 safety.

ouCh!?

2008-11-29T11:25:00.000+08:00

have u been to the dentist b4?
(duhh ofcox u hav) =.="
well what im trying to say is..
have u ever have the feeling or slightly a thought that they do their jobs recklessly? haha
well no offence..
cox..
recently i went to the dentist to get my braces done.
its OMG!!!! damn painful!!!
waaaaaaaa the way they took out my teeth till they put on my braces.
they treat as im a dummy or a test thingy or sumtin..
huhu
but its ok..
mayb there's a good dentist out ther waiting to be discover.. hehehe

f**kiN LoOooseR!?

2008-11-29T01:43:00.000+08:00

im bored and seriously i have nothing to do.. soo ill just crap crap crap with all this nonsense ya?

hehehehehehe

well.. this is the way i say fu*kin looooser (as a hand sign la.. duhh)

its a combination of f*uck...

and loser

haish~

2008-11-26T02:59:00.000+08:00

things aren't that good today..
everything is so messed up..
i miss my boo...but there's nothing i can do...T.T
wuwuwuuw~
then, there's this @#$%^ screwing up the only thing that i have.
argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's making things worst!
and the best part is... it's getting worser!!
im gonna ruin her life as soon as the perfect time comes. ahaha!
well u deserve it la. so eat it up b#$%^!

the day that "she" became a women

2008-11-25T21:49:00.000+08:00

it was 4pm in the evening
and we were all rushing all over the place coz we're kinda late 2 pickup a fren.
suddenly, out of the blue,
she called me and ask me in a very curious way.. is this period?
well its red alrite. so its blood laaa.
unless if ur urine is red? =.="

well as she is just new to this period i have to help her wear it. (yuck!)

newbie!!!~

2008-11-24T15:49:00.000+08:00

hey!~
I'm new here...I'm still learning how to use this..
haha so.. i need help!~
@_@!!